[Closed] If I ruled the world I would ban......

The majority of other people

those roadside caravans/burger vans

children

Beetroot
Bacon mixed with brussel sprouts
Decaf coffee
Spiders

work

Money & religion as we know it.

Tattoos

mrsfry

people that don't use pay at pump, and go inside and pay by card

those roadside caravans/burger vans

I'd ban people who say silly things. Where else would you get a bacon sarnie at 7am on the way to Wales? 😉

I would ban intolerance in all forms. I just can't bloody stand it.

The Muzlimist religion

Honda jazz automatics, well any small automatic car driven by retired people. And people who begin sentences with SO.

I would ban intolerance in all for[b]u[/b]ms.

FTFY

Any vehicle louder than a nightingale. I'd have nightingales stationed at the MOT centres, if at any time the vehicle drowns out the sound of the birds it goes in the crusher.

Morris Dancing.

forums.

[quote=bloodynora ]The Muzlimist religion

I would ban racists.

Bloody Trivago adverts, in spite of having defences these damned thing are still able to get through and all it took was one visit to the website! 👿

The Monarchy & non recyclable food /product packaging.

Pets.

Sandwich - Member
forums.
fora old bean.

And pendants. Ban them to hell...

Dumping plastic into the oceans.

Other peoples children.

bloodynora » The Muzlimist religion

I would ban racists.

That's not racist, it's religionist.

I'd ban anyone who tried to force/coerce/threaten/terrorise me to do anything else other than respect their religion.

Pendants who are wrong.

private helicopters: unless a substantial noise nuisance environmental surcharge. About £10 per house overflown should do it.

Oh & people who wear the wrong pendants. 😀

I would ban children standing in supermarket trolleys

Apple autocorrect. 😳

cats.

Baning things

"I would ban children standing in supermarket trolleys"
Were you in Crouch End waitrose on Saturday morning?
If so, I'm sorry about the juice over your trousers:-).

I would put a ban on Uncle Tom ex-Northerners ever travelling North of Oxford ever again.

Only joking !

.....or am I !

Junkyard......yep definitely!

wearing Croc's.... 40 lashes.. 🙂

People who don't indicate at roundabouts.

People who wait passively in the airport security queue and only when at the front do they remember about the toiletries/laptops/hand grenades they've left inexplicable wrapped up the rest of their hand luggage.

People who come out of shops onto the street, looking in one direction and waking in another.

George Osborne.

Governments that intentionally sabotage the national health, education and energy infrastructure.

Intolerance of/prejudice against cycling.

Game of Thrones.

People who stop the moment they step off the escalator.

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bloodynora - Member
The Muzlimist religion

People who beep their car horn when driving away from someone else's house.

Blob week.

anyone who doesn't adhere to CTBM's golden rule

Grumpy old men.

People who ban things