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Race walking
Blob week can stay, it's prime xbox time.
I'd ban the couple of days prior where she wants to rip my face off everytime she hears me breathe
Milk
Air Pollution...seems a bit silly given its use.
weed prohibition.
The use of the word pie to describe stew with a pastry lid.
Pork pies that are more casing than meat
My children from pinching my crisps at lunchtime because sometimes it would be nice not to have to ward them off with jalapeño flavoured ones.
I would ban people from trying to ban things
House price inflation and building any new house with more then 5 bedrooms.
The Govt arbitrarily reducing employee terms and conditions
4x4s travelling over 60mph.
Management speak.
Sky tv.
People that come to MY beach when the weather is nice and tut when I throw toys in the sea for my dog too fetch. I've been on that beach all winter and the first sodding nice day you come darn from the smoke and act like its your bleedin right to have an effin bbq and apple boom box shite etc.......
20 megatonnes on Boris's old pad work sort it,
Pineapple on pizza.
muppetWrangler - Member
Any vehicle louder than a nightingale. I'd have nightingales stationed at the MOT centres, if at any time the vehicle drowns out the sound of the birds it goes in the crusher.POSTED 1 HOUR AGO # REPORT-POST
This + 1
Tailgaters, people who deliberately don't use indicators, shoddy/shonky B&B's who pretend to be 4* or 5* when in reality they are 1/2* if that, pubs that only sell chain/weak as piss beer, children from being inside Waitrose unless they are 15, Costa Coffee outlets at every petrol station/spare 15mtr corner of a post office/old toilet block/work restaurant, anyone that speeds in a speed limit, joggers that use cycle lanes, cyclists that fail to understand both Highway Code and use it, BAFTAs, Cats, Bubble Gum, Smoking fagz, Tattoo removal on the NHS, boob jobs on the NHS, Plastic Surgery on the NHS unless to fix ailments, iPhone/Mobile phone staring whilst walking/ers, overpriced Nutritional food outlets, farmers cutting down hedgerows, farmers that over farm the countryside, city/town planners, the post office, spending/wasting money on irrational science projects, school SATs for under 10yr olds, school holidays, working tax credit, working time directive, gritty Northern Dramas, betting advertising and subsequent debt management help, weight loss advertising and subsequent NHS assistance, Mrs Browns Boys, none Organic food, people who fail to understand and give assistance to old/infirm/disabled people, Parent & Child parking spaces, Parking charges on streets.
Personal Development Plans and 360 degree feedback. Now apparently taking off in primary schools too.
Bikebouy, is this the wrong time to ask your view on the pineapple question?
Midge that want to bother me. All the other midge that bother everyone else, they can stay. In fact I'd encourage them to breed to keep the grockles off the west coast.
And Christmas. Ban Christmas - never seems to quite live up to the billing. Get it out of the calendar and make way for something less over hyped already. While I'm at it I'm getting rid of all Christmas' past too - I wouldn't have to continue to live with the disappointment of never getting an Evel Knievel & baby Jesus would never have been born therefore nullifying a whole load of unintended consequences.
Bikebouy, is this the wrong time to ask your view on the pineapple question?
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People who call drawers draws.
ALL religion.
ALL religion.
Interesting. Wondering what that would solve... 🙄
In the meantime: 93% of all private cars. Oh, and most mobile computing devices. And democracy.
I would ban STW.
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Carlsberg
the monarchy
hypocritical christians
idiot audis who overtake you and slam on their brakes to turn right while you are trying to jump start your car
bmws with no indicators ever
itv
radio2 in the days time
radio 3 anytime
unexcellent coffee
tesco
soap operas
game shows
pop music
standing on escalators when not medically certified
getting the lift less than 4 flights
politicians. all of them.
my kids before 7 a.m.
Whinging roadies
People (mainly on here) who don't know the difference between 'lose' & 'loose'.
Almost as bad as drivers who stop at roundabouts when there's naff all coming.
Knobs.
If I ruled the world I would ban......
Oxygen for mankind ... unless you got my permission ...
You need to apply for a permit from me to breath.
Please fill in all the necessary forms.
Duplicate the forms then make sure form A is inserted vertically into A4 envelop.
People (mainly on here) who don't know the difference between 'knob' & 'nob'.
Political "donations" and lobbying..... they are just bribes.
Headphones that leak
Immigration/landing forms..... how many times/ways do they want my passport and flight number. Seriously, this is in about 15 different computer systems by the time I land. Oh, but you need to write it on a piece of paper?
Parma violets
this is in about 15 different computer systems by the time I land. Oh, but you need to write it on a piece of paper?
No crossing out on the US form, date in Month/Day/Year 👿
I needed a couple of spare ones after a 14hr flight.
Political "donations" and lobbying..... they are just bribes.
Of course they are why else would you give money to a party.
Mumsnet 😈 IT may be funny at times to read it but it just reminds me that not all women are decent, normal human beings.
Bloody Trivago adverts!
Why?!? I think the young lady in them is lovely, especially when she wiggles through the imaginary wall 8) Although she does need to work on her imaginary eye-movement sweeping echnique
The political leverage of the pharmaceutical companies.
Weapons manufacture
People breeding.
Parma violets
Harsh.
No, it's not harsh at all. Why would you want to eat a sweet that tastes like washing up liquid?
People on forums who say they 'Brought' something when they really mean 'Bought'.
People who don't know the difference between'disinterested' and 'uninterested', 'have' and 'of', people who can't spell 'conspiracy' and those who capitalize common nouns.
People on forums who say they 'Brought' something when they really mean 'Bought'.
Can I add in those that WON! at ebay and paid for stuff you know like normal shopping
"drivers who stop at roundabouts when there's naff all coming"
Drivers who don't stop at roundabouts when they think there's nothing coming
Taking pictures of food to post on social media.
The idiot over the road who lets his motorbike idle for 10 minutes before zooming off up the road.
(is there a technical reason for this?)
Can I add in those that WON! at ebay and paid for stuff you know like normal shopping
What's wrong with [i]winning an auction[/i]?
Why?!? I think the young lady in them is lovely, especially when she wiggles through the imaginary wall Although she does need to work on her imaginary eye-movement sweeping echnique
Internet ads not TV.
Emma Leth, lovely.
Professional Sport (especially football)
Shaun Keaveny
tenfoot - Member
The idiot over the road who lets his motorbike idle for 10 minutes before zooming off up the road.(is there a technical reason for this?)
POSTED 4 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST
Yes there is. Bike engines need to be up to temperature (usually c.40degC minimum) before use. I always let mine tick over until it's warm enough to use. My bikes are toys though so only used at weekends - I can see if you're commuting and starting your bike at 6.00am every morning it could grate with the neighbours.
Anyone reporting facts about what might (or might not) happen if we leave or stay in the EU when the likelihood is that reality will be different to whatever they are claiming.
6 Music the day or 2 after any "event" in the music world. I've heard enough radiohead to last me a lifetime.
And on that note, bands that seemingly get acclaim for doing more or less what TalkTalk were doing years ago.
people that don't use pay at pump, and go inside and pay by card
and pump the last quid's worth really really slowly to get it to a nice round £xx.00 and still pay by card (and most likely overshoot by 1p)
tenfoot - Member
The idiot over the road who lets his motorbike idle for 10 minutes before zooming off up the road.(is there a technical reason for this?)
POSTED 4 MINUTES AGO # REPORT-POST
Yes there is. Bike engines need to be up to temperature (usually c.40degC minimum) before use. I always let mine tick over until it's warm enough to use. My bikes are toys though so only used at weekends - I can see if you're commuting and starting your bike at 6.00am every morning it could grate with the neighbours.
OK thanks - I take my nomination back.
In that case, I ban people who don't do their research properly before banning something.
Breaks
Stantions
Bike engines need to be up to temperature
But you can achieve the same result by not riding it like you stole it for the first 30 seconds after you swing your leg over it.
people that don't use pay at pump, and go inside and pay by card
Even those of us with fuel cards? 🙁
Or those of us that like to keep people in employment? 😥
In that case, I ban people who don't do their research properly before banning something.
And this. 😀