[Closed] If I ruled the world I would ban......

The majority of other people

those roadside caravans/burger vans

children

Beetroot
Bacon mixed with brussel sprouts
Decaf coffee
Spiders

work

Money & religion as we know it.

Tattoos

mrsfry

people that don't use pay at pump, and go inside and pay by card

those roadside caravans/burger vans

I'd ban people who say silly things. Where else would you get a bacon sarnie at 7am on the way to Wales? 😉

I would ban intolerance in all forms. I just can't bloody stand it.

The Muzlimist religion

Honda jazz automatics, well any small automatic car driven by retired people. And people who begin sentences with SO.

I would ban intolerance in all for[b]u[/b]ms.

FTFY

Any vehicle louder than a nightingale. I'd have nightingales stationed at the MOT centres, if at any time the vehicle drowns out the sound of the birds it goes in the crusher.

Morris Dancing.

forums.

[quote=bloodynora ]The Muzlimist religion

I would ban racists.

Bloody Trivago adverts, in spite of having defences these damned thing are still able to get through and all it took was one visit to the website! 👿

The Monarchy & non recyclable food /product packaging.

Pets.

Sandwich - Member
forums.
fora old bean.

And pendants. Ban them to hell...

Dumping plastic into the oceans.

Other peoples children.

bloodynora » The Muzlimist religion

I would ban racists.

That's not racist, it's religionist.

I'd ban anyone who tried to force/coerce/threaten/terrorise me to do anything else other than respect their religion.

Pendants who are wrong.

private helicopters: unless a substantial noise nuisance environmental surcharge. About £10 per house overflown should do it.

Oh & people who wear the wrong pendants. 😀

I would ban children standing in supermarket trolleys

Apple autocorrect. 😳

cats.

Baning things

"I would ban children standing in supermarket trolleys"
Were you in Crouch End waitrose on Saturday morning?
If so, I'm sorry about the juice over your trousers:-).

I would put a ban on Uncle Tom ex-Northerners ever travelling North of Oxford ever again.

Only joking !

.....or am I !

Junkyard......yep definitely!

wearing Croc's.... 40 lashes.. 🙂

People who don't indicate at roundabouts.

People who wait passively in the airport security queue and only when at the front do they remember about the toiletries/laptops/hand grenades they've left inexplicable wrapped up the rest of their hand luggage.

People who come out of shops onto the street, looking in one direction and waking in another.

George Osborne.

Governments that intentionally sabotage the national health, education and energy infrastructure.

Intolerance of/prejudice against cycling.

Game of Thrones.

People who stop the moment they step off the escalator.

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bloodynora - Member
The Muzlimist religion

People who beep their car horn when driving away from someone else's house.

Blob week.

anyone who doesn't adhere to CTBM's golden rule

Grumpy old men.

People who ban things

Race walking

Blob week can stay, it's prime xbox time.

I'd ban the couple of days prior where she wants to rip my face off everytime she hears me breathe

Milk

Air Pollution...seems a bit silly given its use.

weed prohibition.

The use of the word pie to describe stew with a pastry lid.
Pork pies that are more casing than meat
My children from pinching my crisps at lunchtime because sometimes it would be nice not to have to ward them off with jalapeño flavoured ones.

I would ban people from trying to ban things

House price inflation and building any new house with more then 5 bedrooms.
The Govt arbitrarily reducing employee terms and conditions
4x4s travelling over 60mph.
Management speak.
Sky tv.

People that come to MY beach when the weather is nice and tut when I throw toys in the sea for my dog too fetch. I've been on that beach all winter and the first sodding nice day you come darn from the smoke and act like its your bleedin right to have an effin bbq and apple boom box shite etc.......

20 megatonnes on Boris's old pad work sort it,

Pineapple on pizza.

muppetWrangler - Member
Any vehicle louder than a nightingale. I'd have nightingales stationed at the MOT centres, if at any time the vehicle drowns out the sound of the birds it goes in the crusher.

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Tailgaters, people who deliberately don't use indicators, shoddy/shonky B&B's who pretend to be 4* or 5* when in reality they are 1/2* if that, pubs that only sell chain/weak as piss beer, children from being inside Waitrose unless they are 15, Costa Coffee outlets at every petrol station/spare 15mtr corner of a post office/old toilet block/work restaurant, anyone that speeds in a speed limit, joggers that use cycle lanes, cyclists that fail to understand both Highway Code and use it, BAFTAs, Cats, Bubble Gum, Smoking fagz, Tattoo removal on the NHS, boob jobs on the NHS, Plastic Surgery on the NHS unless to fix ailments, iPhone/Mobile phone staring whilst walking/ers, overpriced Nutritional food outlets, farmers cutting down hedgerows, farmers that over farm the countryside, city/town planners, the post office, spending/wasting money on irrational science projects, school SATs for under 10yr olds, school holidays, working tax credit, working time directive, gritty Northern Dramas, betting advertising and subsequent debt management help, weight loss advertising and subsequent NHS assistance, Mrs Browns Boys, none Organic food, people who fail to understand and give assistance to old/infirm/disabled people, Parent & Child parking spaces, Parking charges on streets.

Personal Development Plans and 360 degree feedback. Now apparently taking off in primary schools too.

Bikebouy, is this the wrong time to ask your view on the pineapple question?

Midge that want to bother me. All the other midge that bother everyone else, they can stay. In fact I'd encourage them to breed to keep the grockles off the west coast.

And Christmas. Ban Christmas - never seems to quite live up to the billing. Get it out of the calendar and make way for something less over hyped already. While I'm at it I'm getting rid of all Christmas' past too - I wouldn't have to continue to live with the disappointment of never getting an Evel Knievel & baby Jesus would never have been born therefore nullifying a whole load of unintended consequences.

Bikebouy, is this the wrong time to ask your view on the pineapple question?

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People who call drawers draws.

ALL religion.

ALL religion.

Interesting. Wondering what that would solve... 🙄

In the meantime: 93% of all private cars. Oh, and most mobile computing devices. And democracy.

I would ban STW.

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Carlsberg

the monarchy

hypocritical christians

idiot audis who overtake you and slam on their brakes to turn right while you are trying to jump start your car

bmws with no indicators ever

itv

radio2 in the days time

radio 3 anytime

unexcellent coffee

tesco

soap operas

game shows

pop music

standing on escalators when not medically certified

getting the lift less than 4 flights

politicians. all of them.

my kids before 7 a.m.

Whinging roadies

People (mainly on here) who don't know the difference between 'lose' & 'loose'.
Almost as bad as drivers who stop at roundabouts when there's naff all coming.

Knobs.

If I ruled the world I would ban......

Oxygen for mankind ... unless you got my permission ...

You need to apply for a permit from me to breath.

Please fill in all the necessary forms.

Duplicate the forms then make sure form A is inserted vertically into A4 envelop.

People (mainly on here) who don't know the difference between 'knob' & 'nob'.

Political "donations" and lobbying..... they are just bribes.

Headphones that leak

Immigration/landing forms..... how many times/ways do they want my passport and flight number. Seriously, this is in about 15 different computer systems by the time I land. Oh, but you need to write it on a piece of paper?

Parma violets

this is in about 15 different computer systems by the time I land. Oh, but you need to write it on a piece of paper?

Political "donations" and lobbying..... they are just bribes.

Mumsnet 😈 IT may be funny at times to read it but it just reminds me that not all women are decent, normal human beings.

Bloody Trivago adverts!

Why?!? I think the young lady in them is lovely, especially when she wiggles through the imaginary wall 8) Although she does need to work on her imaginary eye-movement sweeping echnique

The political leverage of the pharmaceutical companies.

Weapons manufacture

People breeding.

Parma violets

Harsh.

No, it's not harsh at all. Why would you want to eat a sweet that tastes like washing up liquid?

People on forums who say they 'Brought' something when they really mean 'Bought'.

People who don't know the difference between'disinterested' and 'uninterested', 'have' and 'of', people who can't spell 'conspiracy' and those who capitalize common nouns.

People on forums who say they 'Brought' something when they really mean 'Bought'.

Can I add in those that WON! at ebay and paid for stuff you know like normal shopping

"drivers who stop at roundabouts when there's naff all coming"

Drivers who don't stop at roundabouts when they think there's nothing coming

Taking pictures of food to post on social media.

The idiot over the road who lets his motorbike idle for 10 minutes before zooming off up the road.

(is there a technical reason for this?)