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Ideas for a 1st birthday present

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I'm struggling for ideas.

Oh, it's for our dog. (Barney the cocker).

He likes food and treats a lot. So I'm thinking something along those lines, no toys. Ideas welcome.


 
Posted : 08/04/2024 8:36 pm
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Nice bit of steak from the butchers & a massive bone obvs!


 
Posted : 08/04/2024 8:41 pm
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Pot Noodle


 
Posted : 08/04/2024 8:44 pm
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A cat


 
Posted : 08/04/2024 8:46 pm
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A girl dog for a couple of hours?


 
Posted : 08/04/2024 9:02 pm
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A pool table

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Posted : 08/04/2024 9:08 pm
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It's a dog.

Get it a pram like my sister has for her dog. FFS.  Cavalier and she treats it like her kid (no kids). They take a pram out if they walk more than 3-4 miles with it - not that they do more than five themselves.

The other sister has a propper dog, a lab. It's a dog, does dog stuff.


 
Posted : 08/04/2024 9:12 pm
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Mine had her 1st birthday last wednesday, she got a new ball, a deer antler chew, a fluffy squeaker ball, a cupcake soft toy and various treats

And a massive oestrich bone.

She had lots of fun opening the presents too.

She is spoiled rotten.


 
Posted : 08/04/2024 9:19 pm
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Have you considered taking a trip to a nice pub or restaurant that serves tasty food and welcomes dogs?


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 2:37 pm
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Lolz at @debaser.

We took our chap (6 year old cockerpoo) to a pub that also does doggy dinners for his birthday this year 🙈. He had chicken, rice, vegetables and gravy.


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 2:44 pm
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Have you considered taking a trip to a nice pub or restaurant that serves tasty food and welcomes dogs?

Dam, just popped in to say that! 🤣


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 2:47 pm
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Nothing, they dont know and my dog gets treated like it's birthday every single day with big walks and a lunchtime snack of something dead as well as his kong before bed.


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 3:02 pm
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Make dawg a doggie birthday cake

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/141949/doggie-birthday-cake/

Ours gets a cake every year (the kids make it, not me – I can't be bothered with that stuff because, as said above, it's a dog).


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 3:42 pm
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.

[bin dun!]


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 3:46 pm
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Can't believe no-one has suggested a power kite yet


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 3:48 pm
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A lick mat and a tub of peanut butter.


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 5:52 pm
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For all of our dogs' birthdays we got them....nothing,. It's a dog FFS.


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 6:43 pm
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I'm with debaser, there is nothing my dog likes more than seeing me happy (and a few scraps from the barmaids who always bring her something from the kitchen, specially cooked, no salt....)


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 6:49 pm
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Hang on is this a human year? So he's actually 7.

In which case a Liverpool tracksuit with a king Kenny number 7 on the back


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 6:49 pm
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An investment portfolio. It will give him the best start in life and mean he may be able to go to Uni or put a deposit down on his first kennel.


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 7:48 pm
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Aeropress sausage machine


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 7:52 pm
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Titanium bike packing poopscoop


 
Posted : 09/04/2024 7:55 pm
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I was going to suggest several empty boxes, ‘cos babies will end up spending hours ignoring the contents and just play with the boxes, was disappointed to find it’s for a dog!
In that case, a pound of frozen sausages… 🤪


 
Posted : 10/04/2024 1:40 am
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The Legendary Marvin Pontiac Greatest Hits


 
Posted : 10/04/2024 3:20 am
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Hammer frozen sausages into your own lawn? He'll love that.


 
Posted : 10/04/2024 3:37 am
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a deer antler chew

Got one of those for my dog for Christmas and she completely ignores it. Expensive, too.


 
Posted : 10/04/2024 8:08 am
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Balance bike .... a really expensive one.


 
Posted : 10/04/2024 8:16 am
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A Land Cruiser


 
Posted : 10/04/2024 8:50 am
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Rolex that you’re putting aside for him until he’s 18


 
Posted : 10/04/2024 7:36 pm