[Closed] I thought i was talking to a computer...

Until his vocab let him down. Allan at talktalk on-line chat did however brighten up my day.

Allan: Hello! I am Allan from TalkTalk. How can I help you today?
you: Hi Alan, i've moved in to a property on a 6 month lease
Allan: Okay.
you: is the line rental done on a 12 month basis?
you: or can i just rent the line for 6 months?
Allan: I can explain that for you.
you: tbh the £3.25 for the broadband is negligable
Allan: I am sorry, those prices are standard.
Allan: May I know your name please?
you: negligible mate, not negotiable
Allan: Alright.
Allan: I can explain that.