Fill your boots...
So some people are discussing arguing, me, I'm thinking about whether I should kiss someone with a cold sore?
do you have the cold sore, or do they?
i think that's something we can all agree on. i find it tremendously uplifting.
Wow that's dangerously on topic. Them not me.
i really need a massive pooh. then sex up the wife later...
did i type that out loud?
I'm wondering how I'm going to persuade my housemate to do his fair share of washing up
nah, kiss them on the forehead. coldsores look rank.
and definitely no oral, scabs on your banger could really smart.
Leave the dirty plates in his bed.
Or threaten to batter him. The latter worked for me....
U31 is the wife a [s]s[/s]cat lover? 😯
emsz - stop worrying yourself about it. This is a battle you can't win. Accept that you should wash up before you eat, not after. Or do what I just did... buy a dishwasher. I love my dishwasher, might eve give it a name. Bosch just isn't lovely enough for the joy it provides.
Dunno... I'll tell yer later.... 😉
wondering about why my keyboard is so dirty and if I keep typing without thinking or looking at the screen what words will it produce should a manuse question marks and punctuation to escape the wrath of the forum or shoud he jsut let it all out and see what happens eh what is that all about eh what?
that was fun... might do a bit more of that soon, just to see what pops out... gotta love a bit of 'stream of consciousness'-ness 😆
That was a SERIOUSLY good fart. I am feeling pleased about that.
Right who's called me Awesome? Is it just me that's come to think of 'AWESOME' to be the forum equivalent of being 'Stuart Baggs' (no offence Matt).
i am wondering if the service manager will go ahead on a double firewall reboot tonight and i'm thinking the possibility of chaos is high and i'm in on my own tomorrow and i cant be arsed and i'd love a beer ut my teeth hurt and i'm getting fat again and my bike is off the road but i'm not really that bothered which makes me wonder if i really do love biking or if its just a hobby. in which case why do i spend so much time on here?
Yeti don't be kissing cold sores. We have a dishwasher, ours is called em. 🙄
Blimey have you seen Linfords muscles?
Psychle the dirty keyboard thing also makes me wonder. I found a fair sized bit of bacon under my spacebar the other day. Also, I've noticed that some of the keys on my home laptop are showing signs of wear... I obviously hit the Y alot. Yeah, yeah my name is Yeti but I don't often refer to myself in the third person so I must look at YouTube or summin a lot.
Lol @ TSY = AWESOME!!! tag. Ooooh, there's two tags - such AWESOMENESS. 😆
Does Surf-Mat know he has such AWESOME competition?
Stop it C_G I'll get a big head!
emsz - I'm just thankful that we're not also being subjected to his lunchbox. One could never feel AWESOME in its presence.
I was gonna type "join the club", but then the jingle for the club biscuits advert went through my head, and I thought about orange flavoured club biscuits and how I haven't had one for ages and why don't they still come in foil wrapping and how ace it is to nibble the chocolate off before eating the rest of the biscuit.
Ha ha! 😉
Kevevs - ooooh, are those still made? Is Waitrose still open?
Kevevs for giving me a copy/paste easy start to this thread, this one goes out to you...
this post has been edited due to too much information..
don't kiss was the general message.. specially not on the willy
oh great, cheers, now that's properly stuck in my head for the night. I'm going out into the street to have an argument with someone to take my mind off it!
Hello? is that the police? there is a man in his pants and a cycling helmet shouting about orange biscuits in the street, send help!
gigglywiggly wobbly doodah ooooh rumble dumdums, no not not there elsewhere lookenglub
hah, no brownstuff you talk shirley, don't call me surely you will. gravy my man
oh just as well you can edit, it didn't make any sense like that
runrunrun the clouds are coming, not them ones, the hard ones
LycraLout are you sure your conscious?
yunki - the pre edit version was better, if not a little off topic for my liking.
Blimey, this thread has attracted some non-AWESOME weirdos 😯
stream if unconciousness
just too many left over willy flakey bits - funny colour though. funny haha if not you anyway,
Whoah, whoah, whoah C_G is non-AWESOME an insult or compliment. I'm confused. Does anyone know where my climbing boots are? Can't find 'em anywhere.
have you looked up? maybe they climbed
ready to jump you when you least expect it - sick of you walking all over them
Well I'm watching this weeks Grand Designs and just decided to pour meself a shotglass full of Bowmore. Slanté!
Count what happens at the end? That's been troubling me since yesterday. It's a repeat and I CBA to sit through the whole thing.
You've inspired me to have a nice glass of Armagnac to wash down some Green & Blacks. Can't find my climbing boots. Looks like I'll play COD instead.
Whoah, whoah, whoah C_G is non-AWESOME an insult or compliment. I'm confused
I'm giving people a choice. 🙂
Sounds dead posh at TSY Manor - Armagnac AND G & B's 😀
LycraLout - what you drinking?
tea, m'dear, lapsang souchong
i am wondering if my business is going to succeed and if the combination of stress and lack of free time is going to make me put on too much weight to climb at the level i would like, or if it already has, and if I can make it to january without turning the heating on, which will save me about £400 which will give me enough money for BERLIN at new year WWOOOOOOOOO. if you can get to january in an edinburgh tenement without turning the heating on you can do the whole winter you see. 16 degrees in here the noo.
big fart due to sprouts. better have some raspberry tea. must remember to disconnect the wiring inside the door entry phone so my fekkin arshle neighbours mates don't wake me up at 3am again again again pressing the "wrong" buzzer. it's grim up north bonnie scotland ken? barry.
nice riding though.
my god look at the size of that bull ! adrian's 28 days asda beef. monster monster.
that's another thread killed then. my forte 😯
must remember to lie. must remember to lie....
Hello? is that the police? there is a man in his pants and a cycling helmet shouting about orange biscuits in the street, send help!
Ha ha! 😆
Bogle, Kev; bogle!
In my head, I replace the word 'biscuits' with 'bastards'.
[b][i]If you like a lot of chocolate on yer bastards,
Join our Club![/i][/b]
Elfin that is Awesome in the dictionary sense.
Trailertrash you can't kill this thread. I'd just gone down the shops to get some bread for black pudding a bacon sarnies for breakfast. Why I forgot to actually buy bread is beyond me.
should i really had spag bol leftovers and two slices of bread for my lunch mind you the brake bleed seems to have done the trick thank ****, nothing left to replace FFS why is it always the most excpensive thing that ****s up still got the joys of tescos to look forward to after work might sneal in a couple of bottles of beer in there seeing as im paying for it why ****ing not
[b]£160 for a pair of ****ing curtains silly cow[/b]
yinn don't get an instant ban for avoiding the swear filter for fiddlesticks sake!
sometimes i i wish i was a dinosaur and then i could stomp around roaring and waving my little short arms about the place, maybe offer some kids a ride on my back, maybe chase the odd landrover... but then i think maybe its better to be a shark... it would attract less attention and i'd still be AWESOME. the problem with being a shark is people would try and ride me without asking my permission first... whereas as a dinosaur people wouldnt assume, they'd be polite as hell and hope i wouldnt eat them... i wonder how fun it would be to stomp around and cause everyone to stand still thinking my vision was based on movement.. if it was based on movement wouldnt i walk into trees and houses and stuff... a nasty scrape on my leg from bashing into a house would surely hurt and if i bled there'd be no vet with enough guts to try and heal me. maybe i'll be a shark
EDIT - double post. this displeases me.
No, no, no Phil. That's so good it deserves to be said twice.
I'm going to reflect on your words with a ciggy.
And I was expecting SouthernYeti to be some riding snake that I hoped I'd never meet on the SD's 'cos I'd feel all inadequate, but he's got a dirty filthy habit like me.
Ooops, I was going to list all my dirty flithy habits but a ban would ensue.
My main issue today is do I buy some more tobacco for tonight or get on with quitting and start chewing my way through the fortune of gum I bought yesterday? And just think Darc L with all the training we do with our blood carrying carbon monixide through our body how crazy fast we can be with just oxygen!!
That, and why did I only buy a small lardy cake earlier?
😆 I used that technique on the Etape a couple of years ago - gave up for a few days before. I think it gave me the edge to get up Ventoux (that and the thought of having a smoke when it was all over).
Enjoy your weekendsz. I'm gonna see Eskmo tonight and my bones are gonna be shaken into dance mode by the bass. Love a bit of big ol' mad bass me. Then its some mad guitar Saturday night with Sleigh Bells. And I'm gone.
Only 33 more sleeps and the lighter nights will be here.
i want to be a tree
trees are green and leafy kermits green as well but he don't like miss piggy that much and she's such a cow for a pig isn't she cows lots of people are scared of them for some reason but who knows why they don't look that hard to me just big and immooovable I guess but they make nice steak mmmmm steak.... sooooo tasty.... how'd I get from trees to steak I wonder, weird...
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late.. need poo.. clean teeth.. bit sweaty.. indigestion.. fiddlesticks
I just hope that when I get home my stoopid dogs haven't eaten another show. And that if they have, it's the other one of the pair that they ate on Wednesday.
And not fishcakes. I flipping hate fishcakes. Mmmm, maybe Chinese might be good. She keeps threatening fishcakes though, smoked salmon ones, they're sooo much nicer she says but I'm not even slighly convinced. Humph. I'm going to have Chinese. Then again, stir-fry....
Maybe I'll fit the 36s, but that means squashing them them in my messenger bag to get them home. Nah. Never work. And the laptop's going to take the space. And don't forget the towel. Or the cats tomorrow morning.
one for you TSY!
(+1million superphilcoolpoints for anyone who can tell me where this is from)
Why can I not sleep?
Why am I turning?
Why are all the trees burning?
Forest fires, crooked liars,
Why am I so sullen and drained?
In the bush, it's raining,
Lost man on his own,
Has anyone thought to save him?
The monkey is waiting in the tree
Counts to three
Hearing the sound of the fume-fuelled wagon
He leaps on the back...
Attack! Attack! Attack!
No old heathen, not today.
The rain falls upon the acidic trees of the millennium scorn
The fire has vanished, leaving behind a trail of death for all to see.
The birds & the trees, then you & me
Lay twitching on the forest floor.
The yeti is waiting for us to take us into his home,
Care for us just like one of his own.
Wild bones!
Wild bones!
Wait! The yeti no longer has a home
The trees are gone & nothing has grown.
A table, a chair, an internet nightmare,
When will the forest speak?
When all is dried up and way too weak?
Wait for nightfall, it's so beautiful out here.
Up high in a wave of oxygen love I sit,
Up high on this glorified cement postcard I spit.
I spit, I spit upon thee.
Wait for your red skies,
Wait for the red skies,
Do you know how it feels to be alive?
Let me know, let me know how you feel...
When will the forest speak?
When the trees are dried up and way too weak?
Wasting a life on calculations,
Not enough money for operations,
Waste of life, statistics, plastic soldiers
Sound of sticks rubbing together.
All the people gather.
Wait for the man, he must have a plan,
Show me and make me a smile I can wear.
Me & you we can make up too,
No use for hate if you're wearing my shoes.
Be happy, be sad, be a wild rotten lamb,
Don't bother me now, I'm drenched to the bone.
A sound of a truck and an axe and a fall
Of a tree and a life and a planet so small
Sick to the bone of your dour heart of stone.
Let me know how you feel...
You say it's too hot so you can take off your top
A clank of a slot machine, coins bled unclean.
A beaten old lizard staggers over the road,
A hand and a heart, the lake in the park,
The candle won't light and the fire won't spark.
I'm worn and I'm torn but I still carry on.
The money is angry, the money has taken the...
Watching mayhem leaping from truck to truck,
This is where he rejoins his friends.
They feast, they drink, they talk about
How things used to be...
I still can't sleep.
I still can't sleep.
I still can't sleep.
A million minds and a million voices
A million thoughts, and only one choice.
The need to find peace.
Sikth
Do I get a supercoolphilpoint please?
very many cool points.... minus a couple for googling the words maybe? but then add them back again for being entertained enough by the cool points to bother searching 😀
everone one on this thread should give themselve's a couple of points for joining in in general.
yunki gets an extra one for using fiddlesticks
why the hell has my eight and a half year old daughter suddenly turned into Kevin the effing teenager. She's never been the easiest child but she's always been kind (ish), loving and happy, however she seems to have morphed into a grumpy, spiteful and aggressive facsimile of her former self. 🙁
I hope that's not apocalyptic Phil 😯
Has she got a thorn in her foot Bimbler? You know like the lion?
just got home, do I go to the pub or continue with my noir night plan? maybe I should do both, to be honest I reckon I might have the delicious salmon fishcakes that I have in the fridge. bloody hell another cyclist crushed, banned 20 times!!!1 good god. You've never had it so good, do you think when my manager suggested I should try working for a living she was joking? Anyone know anything about SVN shared components? I think I will use the late arrival of MrsT to slouch on the sofa till she gets here and then claim I only got in 5 minutes before she arrived... ...OMG, my mind cleared of all thought for several moments there, must go to pub.
just make sure you dont move away from the window TSY, keep an eye on those trees 😯
Yeah, I'm gonna stop using the gas hob to heat the house as well me thinks, or at least turn it off at night.
you can warm yourself with my tasty coolpoints
mmmm tasty tasty cool points, might have to cook some piri piri chicken tonight with wholemeal rice and then sneak a mince pie in for pudding, maybe warmed up with some super low fat icecream to keep mrs consequence happy. tasty piri piri falvoured cool points of delicioushness, sir cool points of deliciousness, that sounds like a tasty place to live! oh my golly good holy hell in a handbasket batboy i want to live in tastyland where you can eat the neighbours. now im thinking my neighbours would taste of chicken. i wonder.
I'm a little bit drunk and I've just ordered a pizza. Part of me is concerned that this is the ultimate failure as a sad single person, but I'm also extremely pleased that I get to order the pizza i want. Is this wrong?
lexiekay - that's not wrong at all. Wrong is not watching CH4 this evening. Ms Alba is an actor of the finest quality.