[Closed] I tend to just type stream of conciousness crap!

do you have the cold sore, or do they?

i think that's something we can all agree on. i find it tremendously uplifting.

Wow that's dangerously on topic. Them not me.

i really need a massive pooh. then sex up the wife later...

did i type that out loud?

I'm wondering how I'm going to persuade my housemate to do his fair share of washing up

nah, kiss them on the forehead. coldsores look rank.

and definitely no oral, scabs on your banger could really smart.

Leave the dirty plates in his bed.

Or threaten to batter him. The latter worked for me....

U31 is the wife a [s]s[/s]cat lover? 😯

emsz - stop worrying yourself about it. This is a battle you can't win. Accept that you should wash up before you eat, not after. Or do what I just did... buy a dishwasher. I love my dishwasher, might eve give it a name. Bosch just isn't lovely enough for the joy it provides.

Dunno... I'll tell yer later.... 😉

wondering about why my keyboard is so dirty and if I keep typing without thinking or looking at the screen what words will it produce should a manuse question marks and punctuation to escape the wrath of the forum or shoud he jsut let it all out and see what happens eh what is that all about eh what?

that was fun... might do a bit more of that soon, just to see what pops out... gotta love a bit of 'stream of consciousness'-ness 😆

That was a SERIOUSLY good fart. I am feeling pleased about that.

Right who's called me Awesome? Is it just me that's come to think of 'AWESOME' to be the forum equivalent of being 'Stuart Baggs' (no offence Matt).

i am wondering if the service manager will go ahead on a double firewall reboot tonight and i'm thinking the possibility of chaos is high and i'm in on my own tomorrow and i cant be arsed and i'd love a beer ut my teeth hurt and i'm getting fat again and my bike is off the road but i'm not really that bothered which makes me wonder if i really do love biking or if its just a hobby. in which case why do i spend so much time on here?

Yeti don't be kissing cold sores. We have a dishwasher, ours is called em. 🙄

Blimey have you seen Linfords muscles?

Psychle the dirty keyboard thing also makes me wonder. I found a fair sized bit of bacon under my spacebar the other day. Also, I've noticed that some of the keys on my home laptop are showing signs of wear... I obviously hit the Y alot. Yeah, yeah my name is Yeti but I don't often refer to myself in the third person so I must look at YouTube or summin a lot.

Lol @ TSY = AWESOME!!! tag. Ooooh, there's two tags - such AWESOMENESS. 😆

Does Surf-Mat know he has such AWESOME competition?

Stop it C_G I'll get a big head!

emsz - I'm just thankful that we're not also being subjected to his lunchbox. One could never feel AWESOME in its presence.

I was gonna type "join the club", but then the jingle for the club biscuits advert went through my head, and I thought about orange flavoured club biscuits and how I haven't had one for ages and why don't they still come in foil wrapping and how ace it is to nibble the chocolate off before eating the rest of the biscuit.

Ha ha! 😉

Kevevs - ooooh, are those still made? Is Waitrose still open?

Kevevs for giving me a copy/paste easy start to this thread, this one goes out to you...

this post has been edited due to too much information..

don't kiss was the general message.. specially not on the willy

oh great, cheers, now that's properly stuck in my head for the night. I'm going out into the street to have an argument with someone to take my mind off it!

Hello? is that the police? there is a man in his pants and a cycling helmet shouting about orange biscuits in the street, send help!

gigglywiggly wobbly doodah ooooh rumble dumdums, no not not there elsewhere lookenglub
hah, no brownstuff you talk shirley, don't call me surely you will. gravy my man

oh just as well you can edit, it didn't make any sense like that
runrunrun the clouds are coming, not them ones, the hard ones

LycraLout are you sure your conscious?

yunki - the pre edit version was better, if not a little off topic for my liking.

Blimey, this thread has attracted some non-AWESOME weirdos 😯

stream if unconciousness
just too many left over willy flakey bits - funny colour though. funny haha if not you anyway,

Whoah, whoah, whoah C_G is non-AWESOME an insult or compliment. I'm confused. Does anyone know where my climbing boots are? Can't find 'em anywhere.

have you looked up? maybe they climbed
ready to jump you when you least expect it - sick of you walking all over them

Well I'm watching this weeks Grand Designs and just decided to pour meself a shotglass full of Bowmore. Slanté!

Count what happens at the end? That's been troubling me since yesterday. It's a repeat and I CBA to sit through the whole thing.
You've inspired me to have a nice glass of Armagnac to wash down some Green & Blacks. Can't find my climbing boots. Looks like I'll play COD instead.

Whoah, whoah, whoah C_G is non-AWESOME an insult or compliment. I'm confused

I'm giving people a choice. 🙂

Sounds dead posh at TSY Manor - Armagnac AND G & B's 😀

LycraLout - what you drinking?

tea, m'dear, lapsang souchong

i am wondering if my business is going to succeed and if the combination of stress and lack of free time is going to make me put on too much weight to climb at the level i would like, or if it already has, and if I can make it to january without turning the heating on, which will save me about £400 which will give me enough money for BERLIN at new year WWOOOOOOOOO. if you can get to january in an edinburgh tenement without turning the heating on you can do the whole winter you see. 16 degrees in here the noo.

big fart due to sprouts. better have some raspberry tea. must remember to disconnect the wiring inside the door entry phone so my fekkin arshle neighbours mates don't wake me up at 3am again again again pressing the "wrong" buzzer. it's grim up north bonnie scotland ken? barry.

nice riding though.

my god look at the size of that bull ! adrian's 28 days asda beef. monster monster.

that's another thread killed then. my forte 😯

must remember to lie. must remember to lie....

Hello? is that the police? there is a man in his pants and a cycling helmet shouting about orange biscuits in the street, send help!

Ha ha! 😆

Bogle, Kev; bogle!

In my head, I replace the word 'biscuits' with 'bastards'.

[b][i]If you like a lot of chocolate on yer bastards,
Join our Club![/i][/b]

Elfin that is Awesome in the dictionary sense.

Trailertrash you can't kill this thread. I'd just gone down the shops to get some bread for black pudding a bacon sarnies for breakfast. Why I forgot to actually buy bread is beyond me.

should i really had spag bol leftovers and two slices of bread for my lunch mind you the brake bleed seems to have done the trick thank ****, nothing left to replace FFS why is it always the most excpensive thing that ****s up still got the joys of tescos to look forward to after work might sneal in a couple of bottles of beer in there seeing as im paying for it why ****ing not
[b]£160 for a pair of ****ing curtains silly cow[/b]

yinn don't get an instant ban for avoiding the swear filter for fiddlesticks sake!

sometimes i i wish i was a dinosaur and then i could stomp around roaring and waving my little short arms about the place, maybe offer some kids a ride on my back, maybe chase the odd landrover... but then i think maybe its better to be a shark... it would attract less attention and i'd still be AWESOME. the problem with being a shark is people would try and ride me without asking my permission first... whereas as a dinosaur people wouldnt assume, they'd be polite as hell and hope i wouldnt eat them... i wonder how fun it would be to stomp around and cause everyone to stand still thinking my vision was based on movement.. if it was based on movement wouldnt i walk into trees and houses and stuff... a nasty scrape on my leg from bashing into a house would surely hurt and if i bled there'd be no vet with enough guts to try and heal me. maybe i'll be a shark

EDIT - double post. this displeases me.

No, no, no Phil. That's so good it deserves to be said twice.

I'm going to reflect on your words with a ciggy.

And I was expecting SouthernYeti to be some riding snake that I hoped I'd never meet on the SD's 'cos I'd feel all inadequate, but he's got a dirty filthy habit like me.

Ooops, I was going to list all my dirty flithy habits but a ban would ensue.

My main issue today is do I buy some more tobacco for tonight or get on with quitting and start chewing my way through the fortune of gum I bought yesterday? And just think Darc L with all the training we do with our blood carrying carbon monixide through our body how crazy fast we can be with just oxygen!!

That, and why did I only buy a small lardy cake earlier?