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UR BIEK SI SARAECN

WH3THAR TIS NOBLAR IN DA MIND 2 SUFER
THE SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOS FORTUN3
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG AND THEM!!111111! OMG LOL 2 DEI—2 SLEP
NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE END
TH3 HAART-ACHE AND DA THOSAND NATURAL SHOX
TAHT FLASH SI H3IR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
DEVOUTLEY 2 B WISHD!!11! LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT SI DA QUESTION
WHETH3R TIS NOBLER IN DA MIND 2 SUFAR
THE SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOS FORTUNE
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SAA OF TROUBL3S

STW Exclusive:

'tankslapper is GB' shocker

😯

haha. GG.

fine minds think alike then 🙂

What's the other part of that little saying, Stoner? 😉

"Great minds think alike. Labour voters are invariably wrong."

something like that anyway. 🙂

'tankslapper is GB' shocker

eh?

WUT R U TOKNG ABOUT

PMSL @ ernie btw

I HAEV 2 MUCH TIEM ON MAH HANDS SO IMM DIKNG ABOUT WIT RILLY DAFT THNGS ON TEH INT3RN3T WHEN I RILLY SHUD B DONG DA JOB MAH 3MPLOY3R PAYS M3 FOR

FARE FA UR HONEST SONSEI FAEC
GREAT CHEIFTANE O TEH PUDIN-RAEC
ABON!1!!!!! OMG LOL THEM A YE TAK UR PLAEC
PANECH TRIEP OR THAREM
WEL R YA WORDY OF A GRAEC
AS LANGS MAH ARM!1!11! LOL

I dunno...is this supposed to be funny?

Must be low std for a 12yr old as most can write essays easily.

Well, it's making me laff, so it must be funny. Much that passes for humour leaves me baffled. The Hitler STW ride video had my sides hurting. Thanks, guys.

SNGL3TRAK WORLD SI FUL OF HIGH IEDALS AND LOFTY D3BAET

D3ADLYDARCY - MEMBR
I DUNO.IS!!11111111!111!!1!1 THES SUPOSED 2 B FUNY??????? WTF

tankslapper - Member
FARE FA UR HONEST SONSEI FAEC
GREAT CHEIFTANE O TEH PUDIN-RAEC
ABON!1!!!!! OMG LOL THEM A YE TAK UR PLAEC
PANECH TRIEP OR THAREM
WEL R YA WORDY OF A GRAEC
AS LANGS MAH ARM!1!11! LOL

Makes as much sense as the original.

a piece from a transcript i'm translating from german comes out as follows...

ROLAND MISCHKE WRIETS IN TEH WEINAR ZEITUNG (VEINA N3WSPAEPR) “LEIPZIG RIGHTLEY CLAMEED ON 60TH ANIEVRSARY SINCA TEH FOUNDNG OF ITS ANCEINT UNIEVRSITY 2 B TEH CAPITAL OF DA G3RMAN ENLIGHTANM3NT!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL IN DA AXHIBITION IN DA ALTEN RATHAUS (OLD 2WN HAL) IT SI WAL DOCUM3NTED WIT DA HELP OF APROXIMAETLEY 70 3XHIBITS AND VARIOS NARATIEV THR3ADS 2 B DA BREAKTHROUGH OF DA ANLIGHTENM3NT!!111!!!! WTF IT PAEVD TEH WAY 2 FOR TEH AM3RG3NCE OF MODERN SCEINCA AND THES SI TEH BASIS OF A MODARN SOCEITY!!!11! OMG FURTHER REPORTS ABOUT TEH EXHIBITION WERE FOUND MONGST OTHERS IN DA DRESDNER NAUESTEN NACHRICHTEN TEH FRANKFURTAR ALGEMEIENN ZEITUNG IN TEH N3WSPAEPRS DEI W3LT OSTHÜRNGER ZEITUNG AND MIT3LD3UTSCHA ZEITUNG!1!1!!!11 WTF LOL AS W3L AS REPORTS FROM TEH D3UTSCHLANDFUNK TEH DEUTSCHLANDRADIO KULTUR AND MAJOR NAWS AEGNCEIS

!!!11!1 WTF LOL

from

Roland Mischke writes in the Wiener Zeitung (Vienna Newspaper): “Leipzig rightly claimed, on 600th anniversary since the founding of its ancient university, to be the capital of the German Enlightenment. In the exhibition in the Alten Rathaus (Old Town Hall) it is well documented with the help of approximately 700 exhibits and various narrative threads to be the breakthrough of the Enlightenment. It paved the way to for the emergence of modern science, and this is the basis of a modern society. Further reports about the exhibition were found amongst others in the Dresdner Neuesten Nachrichten, the Frankfurter Allgemeinen Zeitung, in the newspapers Die Welt, Ostthüringer Zeitung, and Mitteldeutsche Zeitung. As well as reports from the Deutschlandfunk, the Deutschlandradio Kultur and major news agencies.

A PLESIOSAUR (PRONOUNC3D /?PLI?SI??S??R/ GREK PL?SIOS/??????? N3AR OR CLOSE 2 AND SAUROS/?????? LIZARD) WAS A TYPE OF CARNIVOROS AQUATIC (MOSTLEY MARIEN) R3PTIEL!!1111! OMG WTF LOL AFTAR THERE DISCOVERY PLASIOSAURS WERE WUT FANCIFULY SADE 2 HAEV R3SEMBL3D A SNAEK THREAEDD THROUGH DA SH3L OF A TURTLE[1] ALTHOUGH THEY HAD NO SHEL!11!1!1! OMG DA COMON NM3 PLESIOSAUR SI APLEID BOTH 2 TEH TRUE PLESIOSAURS (SUPERFMILEY PLESIOSAUROIEDA) WHICH INCLUD3 BOTH LONG-N3KED (3LASMOSAURS) AND SHORT-N3KED (POLYCOTYLID) FORMS AND 2 TEH LARG3R TAXONOMIC RANK OF PLESIOSAURIA WHICH INCLUDES DA PLIOSAURS[2]!111!11! OMG WTF TEH PLIOSAURS WAR3 TEH SHORT-N3K3D LARG3-HEAEDD PLESIOSAURIANS TAHT WERA DA AEPX PRADA2RS FOR MUCH OF DA M3SOZOIC!1111!11 OMG THEYRE W3R3 MANY SP3CEIS OF PL3SIOSAURS WHIEL MOST OF TH3M W3RE NOT AS LARGA AS ELASMOSAURUS

PL3SIOSAURS!!!1!11 WTF (S3NSU PLESIOSAUROIEDA) APEAERD AT DA START OF DA JURASIC P3RIOD AND THRIEVD UNTIL TEH K-T 3XTINCTION AT DA 3ND OF TEH CRETAECOS PERIOD!1!!1! LOL WHIEL TH3Y WAR3 MESOZOIC REPTIELS TAHT LIEVD AT TEH SM3 TIEM AS DINOSAURS TH3Y WER3 NOT DINOSAURS
!11!!111! WTF LOL

ITL COM3 IN HANDY FOR POSTNG ON PINK BIEK!!!1! WTF