[Closed] I have just had a unknown number call me with people having sex at the other end

It was probably your wifes boyfriend 🙄

...or your parents

Did you have a quick w*** to it? 😯

Some would pay good money for that!

Sorry about that 😳

I had one earlier to my work number, but it was just machine noise the other end. I feel short changed now 🙁

I'm not married, and the gf is under control, my mother is sadly passed away , no ****ing and i hope i didnt pay good money for that.

Android:

It was probably your [s]wifes[/s] gf boyfriend

Edited to account for new information.

"people having sex at the other end"

So, is that the head end or the arse end?

Probably just WCA's neighbour having misdialled the greengrocer

have you googled the number to check?

anotherdeadhero - Member
I had one earlier to my work number, but it was just machine noise the other end. I feel short changed now

Maybe it was a robot?

Smee and his misses are at home, he probably doped her up on those pills he bought so he could make mucky calls to anyone who offended him on stw. Wouldn't like to see hos phone bill.

[i]I have just had a unknown number call me[/i]

[i]have you googled the number to check? [/i]

He could try but I don't think it would solve the mystery.

WackoAK - Member

have you googled the number to check?

It was an unknown number.

Turns out it was one of my hilarious mates.

simulated sex or real?

i got a messsage left from someone ordering 1k worth of car tyres, then two more ranting as i'd not called him back, i work in a hospital!

I got a answerphone message from someone on my mobile a while back, "my flights being diverted, i won't be coming in Nottingham but Liverpool, can you pick me up." number withheld.

I wonder what happened..

I have the old number of a local building society. Even after 10 years, it's quite common for old giffers to leave messages with full name, address and bank account details.

I could be rich, I guess.... 🙂

Oh yes. We did this once to an ex-work colleague who was known to be a very angry type. Basically it was the arguing one. Note on his desk to return call and the number.

Jeesus, even after shouting down the phone and us all laughing he didnt calm down for days. 25yrs old going on 50. Miserable bugger.

I have had some irate people after carpets they have ordered and never had...all numbers withheld.

SSP

my mum and dad were one digit off the local chinese takeaway's number. After about two years of explaining to numpties who couldn't dial properly, dad would just take the order and go back to watching the telly

Used to have a number which was one digit off one of the local taxi firms. Same as bassspine's dad - started off telling the (usually drunk) idiots they'd got the wrong number then thought it would be more fun taking the details telling them to wait outside and the taxi would be there in 15 minutes. Eventually got the number changed - there are only so many drunks you can tolerate at 2am.