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[Closed] I have always wondered...what does everyone do

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for a day job on these message boards because it's always the same people (including myself lately)


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 12:27 pm
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I find the forum a welcome distraction from the dull conference calls I partake in - such as the one that has now drifted into discussing the toilets 😯


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 12:30 pm
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fluffer


 
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I'm the sovereign of a small yet wealthy African country. Due to reasons I don't want to go into, I decided to come here to meet people and learn more about your gloryus country as I might need help in the future to move some of my immense wealth. Can you help me?


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 12:32 pm
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Like you, Im a fellow speed merchant. So most of my work is done outside of normal office hours, and often in badly lit streets or parks.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 12:33 pm
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fluffer

Gone from smoking ciggies to smoking ****s eh?


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 12:34 pm
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I'm a professional forum poster
[this post has earned me 10p]


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 12:38 pm
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I work in IT! Yes, really!


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 12:38 pm
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I'm an amateur "read the same threads over and over and over" analyst.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 12:53 pm
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I am spartacus.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:17 pm
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I study outdoor adventurous education at degree level (facilitation, instruction, therapy etc) and I support severely learning disabled young adults.

Aiming to go into adventure therapy. Bike equipment as a business expense? Yes please!


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:19 pm
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I am the internet.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:19 pm
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yossarian:

I am spartacus.

Joseph Heller disagrees.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:23 pm
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I fix Schindler's lifts.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:25 pm
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I am Ben Fogle.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:25 pm
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I drive people round the bend.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:27 pm
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I fix Schindler's lifts.

I was in one of those the other day, in a 3 story building. It had buttons up to 9. I was confused. 😕


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:29 pm
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I think, therefore I am.

I think.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:30 pm
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I was in one of those the other day, in a 3 story building. It had buttons up to 9. I was confused.

Never read Willy Wonka, have you?


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:30 pm
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Joseph Heller disagrees.

You'd have to be mad to believe anything he wrote


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:31 pm
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I was in one of those the other day, in a 3 story building. It had buttons up to 9. I was confused.

This is common in Germany as we always ask our clients if they have more than three floors.

Never read Willy Wonka, have you?

😀


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:31 pm
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I have always wondered...what does everyone do [b](?)[/b]

your mum


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:33 pm
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Solutions Architect for a big government IT project


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:36 pm
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Warton, do you work for CSC?


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:37 pm
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molgrips, No.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:37 pm
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Im in a "responsible job" being unresponsible because i have access to the internet and am unsupervised...who hoo.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:38 pm
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I work part time night shifts


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:40 pm
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I work part time full time.


 
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i want to go into adventure therapy! 😯


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:41 pm
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me duz compooter stuff


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:41 pm
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I spend most of my time trying to avoid redundancy.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:46 pm
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What do you do?

I don't know, but I know I do it everyday.

*no sound at work hope it's the right song!


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:48 pm
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Currently sitting on a dumper!


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:49 pm
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I haven't got out of bed yet.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:50 pm
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Warton, do you work for CSC?

I have worked for CSC on a big government IT project, frankly I'm glad I was only there for a year.

Still working in IT though. 🙁


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:52 pm
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6 months ago i was working in africa building tools and running them offshore - roll forward 6 months im sat infront of a pc bored out my scull doing tech support for the self same tools and the like wanting back in the field. Looked at jobs and unfortunantly at the moment it pays to be bored !


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:54 pm
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I work for the enemy.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 1:57 pm
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I have worked for CSC on a big government IT project, frankly I'm glad I was only there for a year

I was in RP for 18 months.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:06 pm
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I'm collecting data on emergent sociopathic behaviour on internet forums.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:08 pm
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I thought you were leading Arctic expeditions?


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:12 pm
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designer, blogger, epic skiver


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:14 pm
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I'm sitting in Natal in a dark cold room running a show for the 4th time while outside the South Atlantic is rolling up the beach, the temperature is mid 20's and doesn't vary all year and most of the people are in the pool at the bar.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:20 pm
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Contract automation engineer.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:20 pm
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I could've been a Thames lighterman but was attracted to being a didact instead.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:22 pm
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I am Dear Leader ... 😈


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:24 pm
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As of this weekend I am now a published author

One review.....5* from, oh, errr, hang on Simon Robinson 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:24 pm
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I didn't write the review, I just added it 🙂

My book should be reviewed genuinely in Resurgence Magazine, Sacred Hoop and the UK Psychedelic Press in the coming weeks and months!


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:28 pm
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currently setting up a new business to do with one geared items


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:44 pm
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Well done Si and good luck in your next venture 😆

I was night shift last night. Off for the next 6 😆


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:46 pm
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I'm the last person to leave my village to set off for work, I am the first one back, I tell the kids I sharpen pencils for a living and draw straight lines but in reality I am God


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 2:50 pm
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I'm a technical author responsible for writing and illustrating operation and maintenance manuals for paper making machinery / control systems.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 3:17 pm
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tazzy... really? 😀


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 3:19 pm
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I could have been a contender..


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 3:22 pm
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Grammar and spelling policeman. Actually quite a few people on here are too. 😀


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 4:11 pm
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The time I spend on here through the day is when I'm waiting for things to happen to allow me to do my job.

I wait a lot.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 4:51 pm
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I am an anarchist. Part time antichrist too.


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 4:55 pm
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Nuttella quality controller.


 
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Professional Nuisance. 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 4:58 pm
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I translate peoples' medical records into an internationally recognised coded format for statistical and financial purposes and it really is as dull as it sounds.


 
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I seem to have taken on a part-time, unpaid job chasing and generally hassling the East of England Specialist Commissioning Group into filling paperwork in correctly!!!! grrrrr........

Rachel


 
Posted : 14/04/2011 5:21 pm