[Closed] I had to turn off R4...

You don't like blow jobs? Or is there something wrong with Jenny Murray? I'm off to google both 🙂

Aaaargh, I've gone flacid 🙁

Good for her.

Good for her.

was she receiving?

Aaaargh, I've gone flacid

Are you normally erect when listening to Radio 4?

I wasn't listening to Radio 4, I was thinking about a blow job 😮 this smiley looks the nearest to appropriate.

I was thinking about a blow job

given your forum name, giving or receiving? 😀

Who was the lucky recipient??

Receiving. Having swallowed a few warm High 5 gels last summer I don't think giving is for me even if you can promise it will be a citrus burst 🙂

I've always said that I'd never expect someone to do something for me that i wouldn't be prepared to do myself.

Although of course if i could do it myself, I'd have no need of someone else. And would probably never leave the house again.

I don't think giving is for me even if you can promise it will be a citrus burst

Will I be on the wrong side of the banhammer for posting the skittles advert???

Although of course if i could do it myself, I'd have no need of someone else. And would probably never leave the house again.

And probably never drink beer or eat curry from the OHs comments!

My friend says if he could do it to himself he wouldn't because it would make him feel gay, but he admits to self-pleasure using his hand so I think his logic is poor. If humans had really short arms so you couldn't reach yourself then using ones hand would presumably be gay by his logic.

If I could do it I think I would.

When i was younger, i could reach, wish i'd kept flexible.

Is there no watershed on the radio?

I turned off Radio 4 years ago when it got boring. Now look what I'm missing!! No blow jobs on Radio 3.

Not on R4, 'cos it's for grown ups.

I was a bit surprised tbh when their 1830 weekday evening comedy slot had reasonably explicit language and minor expletives.

Searched Google for images of "Jenny Murray blows" and this came up. Doesn't bear thinking about...

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I used to be able to - its not that great.

Anyhoo... I have to turn off R4 when The Archers music comes on - that programme really makes my spleen ache.

I had to turn off R4 cos it assumes it's listeners are all suffering severe learning difficulties..

I used to be able to - its not that great.

😯

I like the way you just casually drop that into the conversation.

PS. Maybe you're just not very good at it? Seek feedback from others?

I had to turn off R4 cos it assumes it's listeners are all suffering severe learning difficulties..

Wow, if you find R4 that insulting to your intelligence then R1 must be pure sweet agony to you.

Yunki Earlier

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then R1 must be pure sweet agony to you.

I thought R1 was just a white noise broadcast?

[i]it assumes it's listeners are all suffering severe learning difficulties..[/i]

nice.

It's like intellectualism for dummies..

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yunki getting a trolling on 4chan, earlier.