What I did is secret, and the reason it's secret is also secret, but I did it. I've been trying to do it since 2008, so I'm going to crack open a beer in secret and think about how impressed everyone would be if I could tell them what I did.
Well done. I thought it was only possible for dogs.
"Your Honour, it was internet bravado only, not a genuine confession"
Lost your cherry?
Apparently Prince did it too, although I heard he had to have some ribs removed first? Did you manage it [i]au naturel[/i]?
Well done. I thought it was only possible for dogs.
Rib removal is touted as the solution for humans
Edit: Dammit
I was told it is made easier if you sit sideways in a bath!
You did do that though? Did you though?
Apparently the answer is always more lube
You did do that though? Did you though?
but can you do it again?
Huge Congrats!! Not every fulfils their childhood dream of being a panda pleasurer. If they'd only had a slightly higher libido they wouldn't need you... but well done anyway
I failed to do it.
What's worse is I keep getting messages from people telling me that :-
My doorbell is not up to date.
That I ned to rub oil on my head or my hair will fall off.
I have visceral fat pushing my stomach out.
I need to buy a Drone.
I need to buy a vitamin to stop me going blind next week and something about earwax.
I said "SOMETHING ABOUT EARWAX"
HaPpY BlInKiN FrIdAy 😉 <<<<----that's my good eye
Have you filled in the correct forms to evidence you have?
Wet lube or dry lube to aid you in this endeavour?
but can you do it again?
Secretly, I’m offering you hearty congratulations.
Secretly, I’m offering you hearty congratulations.
Secretly, I'm tutting at you and shaking my head...
Secretly, I’m tutting at you and shaking my head…
I'm planning on being ashamed of my behaviour tomorrow.
We are all just secretly jealous that he did it and that we didn't
You sold TJ a helmet?
We are all just secretly jealous that he did it and that we didn’t
Is he a he? I thought otherwise but cannot remember why now.
Is he a he? I thought otherwise but cannot remember why now.
Sorry I made an assumption, if she's a she, then it's all the more impressive I'd say.
Is he a he? I thought otherwise but cannot remember why now.
I feel the same about you. But I thought of it first.
But is it on Strava?
But is it on Strava?
I did it years ago. Have thought about trying again but the judge was VERY clear that I shouldn't
Someone on here will have done it better. Others won’t have done it but will tell you how you should have done it better.
Are you sure you did it right? I mean, really right.
If it wasn't at 100% difficulty then you're only cheating yourself.