What short snippets of films come to mind frequently from day to day?
Eg I couldn’t do that, could you do that? Who are those guys?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-kbTbg00AJU
Badges, we don’t need no stinking badges.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4OcM23Hbs5U
What ya got?
I do sometimes say "Come with me if you want to live" to any critters I find when digging in the garden or generally in the way and likely to die
More beans Mr Taggart?
And frankly a whole bunch of other Withnail quotes:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e70c1e21-2418-4178-adf2-59714cc24007
And of course, many many Father Ted, but for some reason especially this one:
haha great thread!
In meetings about building stuff, from Waynes World
About nobheads in general
When hungry
https://youtu.be/PmqELlu6ZZk?t=13
To my wife (who is not called Billy Ray), from Trading Places
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtKydtoLucc
Basically I just quote Alan Partridge, Withail and Iand Larry David to myself constantly
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What?
What?
When something's not big enough (stop tittering at the back)
Doh.
When doing anything remotely electrical around the house - random utterings of 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!
Also from BTTF, exclaiming to my Wife that "I'm your density....uh, I mean your destiny....."
"wait 'til they get a load of me" from the Michael Keaton Batman-fest, generally when about to do something stupid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coJNQSf5K88
And randomly "ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, to my Wife; normally if I'm trying to distract her from something...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfMXEmCew4
Fingers crossed the links work.....
should be out in a convertible
When I'm gardening and throw the trowel into the soil, pointy bits 1st...
There's always a lot of Arnie when I'm skydiving, specifically, "get out"
And "get to the choppa"
When one of the ladies in the shop says they are off to the loo I say " number one ,make it so."
Our newest member of staff is a Mrs Bridge so I say to her "Bridge take the number one".
They are not star trek fans or even have the faintest idea of what I'm talking about.
No way for me to add a link, but
"You may think that, I couldn't possibly comment..."
And in my business, as of above..
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
Not a film but I use this Simpsons quote frequently
When doing anything remotely electrical around the house – random utterings of 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!
Yeah, us too. See also 'The Libyans' and 'Great Scott!' and we remark on the number 88 whenever it shows up. We're great fun to be around... 😆 Oh, and 'hey you guys!' from The Goonies as well. I still want a Goonies doorbell...
A favourite used to be "Do you know why it's such a great manipulation of negative space? Because Jesus wants it that way". Which I think might be from K-Pax but haven't been able to find any reference to the quote. Jesus Loves the Acid.
Come on, you can't include TV, or there'd be a huge raft of Harry Enfield, Fast Show, etc etc.!
When you have to shoot, shoot don’t talk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JrYtD7gSWsI
Work problems are generally either "I've got a bad feeling about this" or "Houston, we have a problem." And the numpties I work with make me mutter "I see dead people."
A few Withnail's, if the wife makes a drink without offering I'll usually say 'why haven't I got any soup'; whenever late for something (often) and consequently 'making progress' it will be described in a drunken voice as 'I'm making time', but purely randomly on a walk a couple of years back we walked through a farmyard, whereupon we encountered a chicken and my immediate response was '****er's alive!'
Others - if I ask (particularly the kids) to do something and there's a possibility it won't get done, I threaten to
and lastly whenever I see a shetland pony
This, just before I mince down something easy:
Withnail has to be this one:
Surely this thread can't be serious.
"GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!!!"
"Is it safe?"
Another one!
“You and I are going to have a conversation later that you won’t enjoy “
Tommy Lee Jones in Captain America
Bit sweary but a classic.
"One bastard goes in, another comes out!"
Invariably when it gets a touch clarty on a ride and mud get in my eyes is resort to the cannonball run and "I can't see sh*t, can you? No problem son no problem"
Reminds me of another... (video not needed!)
“Squeal like a pig!”
We want the finest wines available to humanity...we want them here and we want them now. Feel like ranting about cake and wine whenever I go into one of those old fashioned tea rooms.
“I’m getting too old for this shit” has become an all too frequent quote from me.
Lot’s from Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation but “Bend over and I’ll show you!” Was common parlance in my family growing up....
When asked how many or how much of a thing at work "(Zulu's) faahhzands of em"
So, cool beans? Yes, cool beans
I love the smell of <insert whiff here> in the morning. Smells like... victory"
How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=89mVQhJ_rrk
This also comes up worryingly often:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUQnutUyuzM
And lastly (nsfw)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCzoctvEcQ
I won’t quote it.
Everytime I get in a spray and pray on pubg.
“You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence”
from Time Bandits
Whenever I'm asked 'How do you feel?', I reply with, 'a series of nerve endings sends electrical impulses to my brain, but that's not important right now'.....
I can't help it. I think people find it very annoying 😂
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
Cool Hand Luke.
Some brilliant ones there 😀
EverrrryONE!!
Me and my lad have loads from The Incredibles we're always saying -
"I've still got time.."
"No capes!"
"You got me monologueing!"
"Let's do that again!"
And lastly (nsfw)
yeah, the title of the clip kind of negates your attempts to not quote it 😉
I'm not happy Bob. Not. Happy.
(Incredibles again 😀 )
As of this morning, this is mine, in answer to any and every question I'm asked. From 10s onwards
Apparently said by a Cabinet Minister this week: "*&^! knows, I'm past caring, it's like the Living Dead in here"
🙂
I tried.
I use this a lot;
Work
Pretty much anything Jack Burton said in Big Trouble in Little China.
Does anyone else shout Yo! In a Flavor Flav stylee when Yeovil's results are read out on Final Score?
I can't help it....
0:45, troubleshooting.
Another Gary Oldman classic from 5th Element:
Ma favourite.