MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Don't for christ sake tell the wife but:
Hello Mr.!
I know that my letter will a surprising for you. I will try to explain to you.
I asked the agency to find a man for a serious relationship.
They gave me email address. And so I write.
My name is Diana. I am 27 years old. I was born in Poland. But now I live
in Sydney.
I'm a lawyer in the economic. I work for a big company.
I like my job, but I don't have time for relationship.
A little about me: I am very communicative girl. My friends say about me that
I talk too much.
But I love to speak. I like to read books. Every day I play tennis and golf.
I like watching a soccer and snooker. My weight 55 kg. My height 178 cm.
My hair color-light brown. My eye color - brown.
Now you know a little about me. If you are interested please contact me
on my personal mail.
Here is my email address - Exacum@datingbase.ns01.info
I'll have a vacation for a month. And I plan to visit UK. To me interesting
to know all about UK.
I would love to see your letter and pictures. Please tell me about yourself.
I'm curious to know all about you. Have a nice day.
Diana
DING DONG
Suggested reply:
TOTGFO.Kind regards,
hoops.
pass it on to woody.
i don't think its genuine.
Diana is not even a Polish name!
Rusty - as with previous threads of this nature you need to read it with a meerkat accent
Surely this thread needs pictures?
She sent me an email the other day, I think she may be a little promiscuous!!
Lawyer in the economic, though. Catch.
I think i've seen her roller-blading in a Bodyform advert
I believe its the done thing to reply, including a picture of a big cockerel.
but I don't have time for relationship.
She's making here excuses before she's even met you.
Lawyer in the economic, and plays golf [i]and[/i] tennis every day?
You'll never see her. Best avoid.
A little about me: I am very communicative girl. My friends say about me that
I talk too much.
Well at least we can confirm it is actually female
[i]I asked the agency to find a man for a serious relationship.[/i]
[i]I like my job, but I don't have time for relationship.[/i]
She's toying with you!
" Every day I play tennis and golf."
No mention of bikes. Maybe it's not meant to be?
Bit skinny for my likeing,
If she exists?
Does she have a sister?
why yes...yes she does, and she's a dirty mooo by the sounds of it!
Hi my darling, dear friend.
How are you?
Writes to you beautiful, blond, brought up. Decent and very lovely girl.
My name is - Yuliya. To me of 29 years.
I from Russia. I want to find the present and unique love.
I already burned about love. I hope it won't repeat any more.
I want to get acquainted with you more close.
To learn you, to learn your interests and preferences.
I hope you not against it? It only dialogue.
I will necessarily send you my photo
In the following letter. I hope to you it will be pleasant.
I with impatience will wait for your answer
To this address: yuliya.princessa@yahoo.com
In expectation of your answer, whole, Yuliya.
GAME ON!!!!
I want to find the present
It'll spoil Christmas.
GrahamS - MemberTOTGFO.
When replying using only 6 letters it's helpful to get them in the right order 😉 I will hold you personally responsible if Therealhoops doesn't get to see any Ts.
unique love
Hmmmmm....
Interesting. I'm a big fan of [b]unique love[/b]
Tell me more, you Eastern Bloc tease.
Oi hoops - what's your game - that's my girl.
I too had this today -
Hi my darling, dear friend.
How are you?
Writes to you beautiful, blond, brought up. Decent and very lovely girl.
My name is - Yuliya. To me of 29 years. I from Russia. I want to find the present and unique love.
I already burned about love. I hope it won't repeat any more. I want to get acquainted with you more close.
To learn you, to learn your interests and preferences.
I hope you not against it? It only dialogue.
I will necessarily send you my photo
In the following letter. I hope to you it will be pleasant.
I with impatience will wait for your answer
To this address: velikayayuliya@yahoo.com
In expectation of your answer, whole, Yuliya.
I'm worried now... 😥
I expect 'Diana' and 'Yuliya' will need a few K wiring to them to pay for their flights, but still got to be worth it for some hot East European action!
I like watching a soccer and snooker
She's clearly having you on. No one likes to watch soccer.
I already burned about love. I hope it won't repeat any more.
Penicillin will clear that up.
Give them your marriage proposal quick. 😆
Diana's email address looks like you might have to, ah, produce some goods:
[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exa- ]Exa (cum?)[/url]
Hands off! She emailed me first, got my tickets booked already!
Hi my darling, dear friend.
How are you?
Writes to you beautiful, blond, brought up. Decent and very lovely girl.
My name is - Yuliya. To me of 29 years.
I from Russia. I want to find the present and unique love.
I already burned about love. I hope it won't repeat any more.
I want to get acquainted with you more close.
To learn you, to learn your interests and preferences.
I hope you not against it? It only dialogue.
I will necessarily send you my photo
In the following letter. I hope to you it will be pleasant.
I with impatience will wait for your answer
To this address: yuliya.princessa@yahoo.com
In expectation of your answer, whole, Yuliya.
WHOOP WHOOP!
Say your name is Dodi, and for many reasons you can't be an item - or Charles' mum will have to arrange your death.
Do her bandy, wipe your c**k on the curtains on the way out, say she was the worst shag ever, close the door and forget about her.