MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Show this advert while you're watching TV with your wife.
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(Possibly not safe for work - Beyonce Heat advert)
(I don't care what that woman is selling, I'll buy it.)
"Are you listening to me?"
"Waa...."
"I was talking about Christmas, did you not hear me?"
"Waaa.."
/clicks fingers, no response
/advert finishes
"I'm sorry my sweet, what were you saying?"
"You were watching that advert weren't you?"
"Ooh no my dear, I only have eyes for you. You know that."
/5 minutes later
"So, do you fancy, you know, an early night? I seem to be in the mood."
"NO!"
Blimey. All a bit blatant isn't it. Does she need the money or something?
phenomenal
she wants to open a window a bit, condensation on them tiles will be terrible.
Ding and most certainly dong
Yech. So synthetic.
No wonder she needs perfume.
She must stink after sweating like that.
[i]She must stink after sweating like that.[/i]
I bet it's not really sweat.
And I bet the law comes down on this thread.
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Too hot a curry does that to me too love.
Bit o' lassi will fix that.
Doesn't do it for me.
*s*****
don't really float my boat either
A perfume that gives you a fever? Weird.
Trust me, that 'perfume' needs all the help it can get.
Ah yes, I [i]had[/i] to watch this for work a while ago.
Looks like she's auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly (Google it if you don't get the reference, I daren't post a link).
S'alright I suppose...
What would Friar Bellows say? Look him up on youtube,
PJ
😯
why is this allowed but not my pole-dancing friend who's video [u]wasnt[/u] designed to induce sexual thoughts?!
AHHHHH well 🙂 i'm guessing the stuff stinks if she needs to sell it in such a way, you know christmas is coming when the tv fills up with fragrance adverts each year
Looks like she's auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly (Google it if you don't get the reference, I daren't post a link).
😯
Looks like she's auditioning for the Argentinian version of Strictly
Blimey - Brucie would want a bonus to try and survive a performance like that. Actually - perhaps it might finish him off and put us out of our misery 😈
It thought she was selling these.
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