[Closed] How sweary are you?

Buzzfeed?

**** that.

A p*ss poor 42.

Fifty ****ing one

65. I do even better on the "hate people" test

Only 41 but i plan to use some of the other magic words on some of those £$%**&%$ from Helensburgh tomorrow.

Only f***ing 32. C**ts.

**** doing that. I'm in Pizza Express with some Peroni and some lost students.

Sixty nine by Jove.

I shall use Jeb End tomorrow.

34. Disappointed.

29 must do some revising!

46 but have learnt some cracking new words

I've had a re-run. 36 ffs!
There can't be that many folk more sweary than me!!

32 disappointing 😥

...but I learnt some new ones: can't wait to use cumdumpster 😀

There can't be that many folk more sweary than me!!

31 ;-(

slowoldman - Member
There can't be that many folk more sweary than me!!

That's what I thought but clearly we're f***ing lightweights.

I'll take that as a compliment. There can't be many folk who'd describe me as lightweight, either.

48...some good new ones in there for me, particularly liked the ones involving thunder

61

Not doing the test but think Father Jack crossed with Father Finton Stack but with less drink

43 for me but I like routine, many of them sounded v 'mercan so I would avoid out of principle as I don't want to sound like those knob jockeys. Also, I come from the weedge and c$nt generally suffices for most applications, friend or foe.

48 for me but I've used some of those words in chat up lines and as compliments. Do they still count?

69

I've never used "Piers Morgan". That's where I draw the line.

Hey bigG, that depends on who you were chatting up and what your strike rate was. Note I use past tense, in case mrsbigG is watching...

A rather poor 47 for me and I've got a but if a potty mouth.

Did learn some new phrases though....

70 swear words ???.......they're having a laugh. Every scaffolder knows that there are only just 2 swear words. And that they must be used repeatedly, liberally, and at least once in every sentence. Wide vocabulary is the antithesis of a respectable level of sweariness.

And they included "tits" and "git" ffs.

I'll make a point to use some of them on Saturday's group ride if you're feeling up to joining us surroundedbyhills. Could make for some interesting shouts if we go for 70 out of 70.

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22. And I've been told that I can be too sweary, so clearly I have some very polite friends 😀

57. Must ****ing try harder.

why,what the (bleep) is it to you anyways!

OUTSIDE! 😉

You know you swear too much when your 3 year old shakes her head in disdain at her 5 year old sister struggling to get her trainers on and says " For f*cks sake" 😳

I thought it meant 'How many of these words have you used [i]today[/i]'

I'm ****ing tourettes sweary.
****ers!

Edit: how many on here will get a kind message from the moderators to 'kindly refrain from being so sweary and go wash your mouth out with soap and water' ???

48 but only because so many of the words were shit, I spend too much time using proper grownup swears to waste my breath on made up kiddy ones.

Edit: how many on here will get a kind message from the moderators to 'kindly refrain from being so sweary and go wash your mouth out with soap and water' ???

Quite. I'm not a huge fan of the whole "swear filter avoidance" minefield, but please be careful.

Cockwombles.

40. The ones I haven't used were quite funny...and some bordering on the bizarre.

Best laugh of the day at nick1962! I'm going to be giggling for months thinking about that.
Oh, and 32. I did use Piers ******* Morgan though.
Too many seemed a bit contrived to be worth using, in my opinion.

A miserly 43, but I tread forth from this moment a wiser man. 🙂

43. But I'm American, so some words like fanny don't mean the same thing here. And words like knob, bellend, fe*k, bugger, minge, clunge, and arsebadger would not mean anything without consulting Urban Dictionary. 😆

And cockwomble still isn't clear to me even after consulting Urban Dictionary! 😡

55 which I find respectable, over 60 and your on par with this fine gent
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61 😉

Unlucky thirteen for me, can't imagine using some of those words especially the ones nearer the bottom of the list.

More likely to burst out laughing if someone used one of the more obscure terms.

And cockwomble still isn't clear to me even after consulting Urban Dictionary!

It's a gay dogger on Wimbledon Common. I think.

Although I have no idea why anyone would use it when there is another perfectly good word beginning with C which conveys all the necessary sentiments in a forceful and unambiguous manner.

Using obscure and made up words brings a whole new meaning to the term "what did you call me?".

Mikewsmith, that is an awesome compliment

20/70 for me, which is about right 😀

Only 45. Some of those are too modern/American for me ("Douchecanoe"??), I like to think I'm a more traditional swearer.
The ones I do use, I use A LOT 🙂

Jeb End has been deployed in the office

49

57...**** yeah!! 8)

cockwomble

😆

I like it, I might use it 😆

A positively saintly 17. you can take me home to meet you mother.

But what on earth is a "douchecanoe"?

Very. All the time. Bit offensive really.

Ach, well.

You ticked off 50 out of 70 on this ****ing list!

Holy shitbags, are you ****ing sweary! No one has ever sworn like you. So much so that your name is pretty much a ****ing swear word. You ****ing rock!

I'm a bit disapointed it wouldn't let me add a few more that weren't on the list. 😐

I did that test & it's actually a load of bollix, It's more like a test of 'how many of these swear words do you know'
At work we have a '****ometer' which is an actual count of the word '****' that was used by certain people during a Control & Restraint course. Over the 8 hour course the word '****' was used something like 180 times by Mr Trower & 160 by Mr Branfoot (in one sitting!)
****s!

chipster - Member
34. Disappointed

No you fing didn't, I did. Don't copy me, you t!

*sorry 🙁 😀

Anyone who has ever seen Father Ted knows that '****' is not a swear word!

19 only ... 🙁

I stopped using swear words just to avoid offending others. 😐

22.......I am frequently told to curb my language

34.

I've no idea if that's good or bad but I did wonder if I was going to get to one I wouldn't tick!

21. us Leyton boys was well brung up

I thought I was quite sweary, but using Ps M*n is crossing a very thick line.
46 and moral compass on the right heading!

Quite. I'm not a huge fan of the whole "swear filter avoidance" minefield, but please be careful.

F@ck. Aorse.

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