MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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That must be the 10th time today I've read "Burning The Queen".
“Burning The Queen”
I had to double take on what you’ve written…
Watch out for the kerning on burning
That must be the 10th time today I’ve read “Burning The Queen”.
Is it not a very good article?
Is it not a very good article?
Past it's best, the sequels aren't shaping up any better though.
Well, I’m on my second marriage
Not to the same person I assume? If not its a different mistake made similarly.
Watch out for the kerning on burning
I'm going to kern on your burn
Judging by the frequency with which I find myself trudging round the house, looking for my wallet and swearing under my breath, a pretty much infinite amount of times
I do that with keys usually. Far too often I find them already in my pocket.
"Past it’s best"
How many times have you mistakenly used it's when you should have used its?
"If not its a different mistake"
And how many times have you mistakenly used its when you should have used it's?
Plenty.
"just one last go" always ends in pain but we all still do it
"I'll put my this in a safe place" never seen again
"where are my reading glasses" On the top of your head as usual you clown
"I've forgotten my wallet" Always goes down well in the pub
How many times today have you mistakenly used it’s when you should have used its?
Today? Probably about 50 time's 😉
“I’ve forgotten my wallet” Always goes down well in the pub
As a Yorkshire man I'm well aware this isn't a mistake.
Once if it’s fatal.
“where are my reading glasses” On the top of your head as usual you clown
Mrs dB & I were getting some culture at a museum this afternoon, after some deliberation Mrs dB decided she'd have to go back to the car to get her reading glasses - neither of us realised they were on her head until we couldn't actually find them in the car 🫣
How the **** do you burn Quorn?
Keep cooking until it tastes of something
Every weekday morning.
Serious real life mistake? Once is enough.
Looking back I wish it was fatal because my head became very light and the world slowly turned dark but very pleasant.
How the **** do you burn Quorn?
With fire, before chucking it in the bin.
Watch out for the kerning on burning
🎩🤣🤣🤣 As typography was a major part of my job for three decades, that’s something I can relate to!
Judging by the frequency with which I find myself trudging round the house, looking for my wallet and swearing under my breath, a pretty much infinite amount of times
I do that with keys usually. Far too often I find them already in my pocket.
Thank God for small tracking devices, that’s all I can say!
How the **** do you burn Quorn?
You let the grass get too long and then after a dry spell it’s a real possibility.
https://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/93220066
I'm getting repetitive thoughts about people uncontrollably falling off new bikes. it's a new bike arghhhhh. Ouch.
“History is a teacher, but it has no pupils”
How does it see the class?
I’m getting repetitive thoughts about people uncontrollably falling off new bikes.
Before or after their parts?