Of course you do and most likely it's STW or something similar. But the real question is, how many of you have a sneaky read on bog while you're at work and do you get funny looks when you trot out at about 20 minutes past coffee with a surreptitiously rolled up copy of STW under your arm?
I used to read but now I take my iPhone and surf the web. Less obvious than a mag under the arm.
Phone and mtb movies or the web for me, much easier to conceal than a book
I take my ipod with me now.
It's not very good for if you've run out of paper though. There should be an app for that.
stw mag at home.
random porn/bloke mag at work.
random porn/bloke mag at work.
gay/bi/bondage/girly/sado, it's all grist to Tony's mill :o)
Iphone or if at home MBP.
21st century living at its finest.
There's something about curling one out, about opening the bomb bay, which is ineffably enhanced by reading the words and wisdom of the STW forum. It's like the icing on the. cake, if the cake were made of poo.
Only on rest day or bank holiday rates for me, twice the pleasure being paid double time 😛
I was wondering about the iPhone. My brother once sent me an email when he first got a Blackberry all those years, explaining that he was just dropping of a curly nutty deluxe and wanted to demonstrate the wonders of technology.
So the key question is, how many of you post to the forum while dropping the kids off at the pool, or more pertinently.
Often. I feel it adds a certain piquancy to my missives.
phone at work, mtb mags at home.
That's what my Nexus One, WiFi and Twitter was invented for.
Do you guys not eat enough fibre or something?
My loo / bath room is crammed full of magazines.
I have subscriptions to, amongst others, Evo & the BJP.
Plenty to get through each day!
Roger Mellies Profanisaurus.
at home, laptop for bog-surfing
at work, iphone for playing games or blackberry for catching up on emails
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this is a modern world
while I don't have reception in the bogs to post on the forum, I can save pages of text for later (i.e a b3ta qotw) 😆
Kevevs - Member
Roger Mellies Profanisaurus.
I have one by the bog at home. Learn a new phrase every day
sorry but i have never figured out how people can sit on the crapper and do other than crap! I'd rather get in, do the business and get the **** outta dodge.
iPhone at work, useful way to use up the odd half hour here and there, especially near going home time. Most staff go at 1.30-2.30 pm, (really early start), which leaves an empty building until I go at 3.30. Handy, that. 😉
iPhone here, I am always pretty quick but just in case...
I don't think I've ever felt the need to sit on the crapper for more than 2 or 3 minutes
iPhone at work, useful way to use up the odd half hour here and there, especially near going home time. Most staff go at 1.30-2.30 pm, (really early start), which leaves an empty building until I go at 3.30. Handy, that.
A man after my own heart. My Moto in life, don't work harder than is absolutely necessary.
Hello, thought I would join the discussion and just say a cheery Morning All, via my iPhone whilst sat upon my throne, I think that covers all bases
And I must say that this is one tread that isn't useless without pictures!!!
I read Lord of the Rings in installments over about a year when I went for my morning purge, stayed there a while longer than necessary when I got to a good bit.
Try not to sit on the crapper for more than 5 mins - it's one of the worst things you can do for bringing on the marleys. Drop the motherload and leave. Still take the iPod for keeping upto date with the latest drivel on here though!
90% of a poo will come out in the first 30 seconds. The last 10% cannot be rushed, and I would rather sit there for 10-15 minutes than finish too soon and have to go back half an hour later.
I can't go for a poo without something to read. Sometimes when I've got a mole at the counter I've found myself scampering up and down the corridor like my cocks been caught by a fisherman in a desperate race to find something - anything - to read while I give birth to a Yorkshireman.
Kenny - that's ****ing hillarious if for no other reason than I've done the last bit myself. I've even found myself finally settled with a copy of Vogue once or twice as it was the only thing I could lay my hands on.
I didn't think it was possible, as a bloke, to drop anchor at poo harbor with out reading material. I used to have a loo roll holder/magazine rack. It was brilliant...
women dont get it but its a mans last bastion of privacy and peace 8)
never done it. seems a bit dumb. does it take really that long to drop one? maybe you don't get enough fibre.
Typing this on my iPod touch on the throne. Don't k now why but I have to read. Have even read the back of shampoo bottles!
the profanisaurus is a fine piece of shiterature. usually get through a page or so while having a brad. sometimes, though, after a few ales, it's like conducting a famer's protest. arsetex all over.
I always keep a few magazines at the side of the throne, and have the iphone with me for those trips during work time.
I love a good read on the pan. The last place I worked at had magazine racks screwed to the back of the s!it house doors. A selection of porn and car mags on offer. 😀
As a vegan the only thing worth taking would be a haiku 😯
surely wireless internet supersedes the need for a newspaper or mag?
(this message was sent from the bathroom)
Currently dropping the kids off whilst looking on here on the iPhone. I love technology.
Jeeze, I am healthy of bowel, and don't need to spend any longer than a couple of minutes max. Not like you constipated egg-bound lot.
Eat more fruit ffs!
STWers; full of shit. Not a surprise... 😆
Bog at home has the last 12 months worth of Dirt* in it.
You know, it had never occurred to me that people would sh!t there surfing with their iPhone. Maybe I could be persuaded to get one after all! Certainly there is a need for somthing to occupy the mind whilst other bits of the body are doing their stuff. It's not a male only thing either - the missus is as bad.
*as in the magazine.
Why TF are you lot spending so long in the bog? Shitting should take no more than a minute or two, for a person healthy of innard. Sit down, get rid, wipe, wash hands, done. Why would you want to spend time sitting on the bog, unless you were bunged up? 😯
Jeeze, some of you must have pressure sores...
STW, Greasy Kulture and Dice magazine keep us occupied in our house!!
iPhone +1000! Peace and quiet nice.
Cycling Weekly.
But thats for only 5 minutes.
How the hell do guys watch a DVD on the loo???
Not healthy sitting on loo for ages jesus!
Unless you have a medical condition.
Anyway I'm off...where is my cycling weekly?
