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I think the non-bog readers have completely missed the point. The intended business doesn't take long,but while you're out of sight,a bit of light reading is one of life's pleasures.....bored with MTB mags tho'...again.
Why not read in another room though? Why on the bog? It's not right.
A mate of mine, ooh, he's odd. Needs to take a cup of coffee and a paper into the bog and get 'comfortable'. And can only poo in the comfort of his own home; few of us went away for a long weekend camping a few years ago; he corked it the whole time. That's just not healthy.
Personally, I am not one who feels the need to remain in a place of shitting for any longer than I have to.
yep its usually mbr I read on the loo then I wipe my bum with it after just to get a little bit more value from it
[i]I feel it adds a certain piquancy to my missives[/i]
so that's what the smell is then
honestly, I hate going to the khazi when someone's been sat on a steaming pot for half an hour, it ****ing stinks
I like to read the complete works of Neville Chamberlain.
I have in my hand a piece of paper...
90% of a poo will come out in the first 30 seconds. The last 10% cannot be rushed, and I would rather sit there for 10-15 minutes than finish too soon and have to go back half an hour later.
That's deja poo, that is. Recognised medical condition........
