[Closed] Horse bites off man's testicle

Give way on bridleways, m'kay?

The man is now a gelding 😉

That will smart tomorrow

"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement,"

PMSL !!!!!!!

Why the **** was it 'lucky' that he spat it out and didn't chew it ? 😯

............ yes, we'll just pick it up off the pavement and pop back in the sack shall we LOL !

The owner of the horse said it was trained but had bitten in the past.

Damn those Indonesian horse bollock biting encouragists! I told them it would end in tears!

Ah, the classic 'testicle bitten off by horse' scenario.

I always thought horses where vegitarian,

The horse thought that it would have meat and 2 veg for lunch 😆

Thats why I always cary Polos! (other mint flavoured err, mints are available!) or a carrot

Indeed MrNutt, but at luckily the horse remembered his training and spat - didn't swallow.

What a mare!

Did i mention i love horses..........

...I think I may have seen that video?

The guy should do the same to the horse.

Did i mention i love horses..........

I like horses too, Bumley, but... 😯

Begs the question; how on Earth did the horse decide 'oh right, go for the testititese'????

I mean, I have to say, mine are usually tucked up, and when they aren't, I make sure that they are no biting things about.

Apart from some women.

No, but you know what I'm on about.

mine are usually tucked up, and when they aren't, I make sure that they are no biting things about.

Yeah well, it goes without saying that the poor bloke didn't do it on purpose - obviously he dropped a bollock 😯

i ask myself what exactly mr Feet googled to come up with that....

Funnily enough, didn't google anything. Was on the headlines on DS.

Honest!

Ummm like how????
Was this guy working in the nude?
Or was he waggling his willy at the horse when it decided to take a bite?

I think you might have a point there grahamh.

I mean, it would be interesting to see what the horse had to say about why the blokes bollox were in his mouth in the first place.

After all if you heard that a Welshman had his testicles ripped off by a sheep, you wouldn't automatically blame the sheep - would you ?

I notice it says the "... horse bit off his testicle ..." I wonder how the guy lost his other one ... bad luck obviously follows him around. 😀

isnt "horse bit off his testicle" correct?

the bollok still bellonged to him hovever many he started with? "Horse bit off one out of his two testickes" is a bit long winded

Call me pedantic ... but when it comes to matters of one testicles I think these things are important 😆