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[Closed] Hello Scots Neil from N.Leeds, Jamaican girlfriend

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I hope that you found somewhere decent to stay for her birthday.
Good to meet you at Drapers.


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 1:47 pm
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Posted : 10/04/2015 1:50 pm
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😆


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 1:51 pm
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Err, The red squirrel sleeps in Gorky?


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:00 pm
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I have hidden the 'parcel' with the Vicar.


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:05 pm
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I've seen you wrapping presents when it's no ones birthday.


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:07 pm
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Le singe est dans l'arbre...


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:24 pm
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My hovercraft is full of eels ...


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:30 pm
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Do you need my bank details?


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:30 pm
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Shrim is en route.


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:31 pm
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Among the following household appliances, which one do you prefer most?


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:37 pm
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Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:45 pm
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@maccruisken - I was reading that in a Bob MoB Monkhouse voice

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Posted : 10/04/2015 2:50 pm
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Jamaica.....................no she was very willing.


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:52 pm
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I read it in the voice of the IT guy from The Office.

Hit enter, then yes, then no, do NOT click cancel, click yes...


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:53 pm
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Jakarta?


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:53 pm
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no she walked by herself


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 2:54 pm
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ctrl + w for the win


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 3:00 pm
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whats yer missus cooking for tea.
dunno, Alaska.


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 3:03 pm
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@maccruisken - I was reading that in a Bob MoB Monkhouse voice


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 3:23 pm
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Your helicopter is made of cheese.


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 8:36 pm
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Posted : 10/04/2015 8:54 pm
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Banana


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 9:07 pm
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Posted : 10/04/2015 9:13 pm
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Wesley Snipes.
In the dining room.
With the candlestick.


 
Posted : 10/04/2015 9:14 pm