[i]Stolen circumcision ambulance found after tip-off[/i]
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In other news: WTF is a 'Circumcision Ambulance' and why would anyone need the end of their willy cut off in such a hurry that it has to have hi-viz and blue lights. Advertised as a discrete service, too, I expect.
I made that joke on Twitter yesterday. I want a commission.
The distinctive vehicle, an Audi TT
Well if you must have an ambulance why not a sporty one 😯
It is unknown whether the vehicle, used by a home circumcision service, has sustained any damage.
[i]would anyone need the end of their willy cut off in such a hurry[/i]
I'm not sure you fully understand what circumcision is 🙂
[i]I made that joke on Twitter yesterday[/i]
The discrete service one? Apologies, I didn't see it (honest).
My comment got RT'd by @GreatDismal 🙂
The boys in the hood probably stole it.
The distinctive vehicle, an Audi TT
Audi's and knob-ends in the same story? Who'd a thunk it? 😀
The discrete service one? Apologies, I didn't see it (honest).
The joke about police looking for tip-offs. It wasn't a very original joke 😉
[i]foreskin 'ell[/i] an Audi TT
I'd be checking if the seats are actually leather
Pointless.