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...tied a jumper around your neck?
Sitting in a rather posh hotel and someone has just turned up for breakfast with a big pink jumper tied jauntily around his neck.
Chances are he won't need a jumper today.


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 9:52 am
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Very certainly no


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 9:54 am
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Saw a guy wearing a jumper (properly, not tied round neck/waist) the other day.

it was 37C outside.


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 9:54 am
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Maybe his wife has ordered a hit man and its so the sniper knows who to shoot.


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 9:56 am
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only to pretend I was Superman or the caped crusader


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 9:57 am
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I imagine O'Flashearty would be your man for knotting advice on this one. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Are there special "Neck jumpers" with longer arms for posh people. The arms on mine would strangle me.


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 9:58 am
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I did this once while on holiday as I knew it would get a bit chilly later.
I felt very self conscious and quickly abandoned that particular sartorial affectation and tied it round my waist.


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 9:59 am
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Junkyard - lazarus

only to pretend I was Superman or the caped crusader

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I did this once while on holiday as I knew it would get a bit chilly later.

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I prefer the leather-jacket-over-one-shoulder look myself. Helps keep the upwind shoulder a little more snug.


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 10:02 am
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Sitting in a rather posh hotel and someone has just turned up for breakfast with a big pink jumper tied jauntily around his neck.

Tomorrows outfit
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Posted : 08/07/2013 10:05 am
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Is it the law that the jumpers used for this particular affectation have to be hideous, golf-club friendly pastel shades, that'd look at home in an old Duran Duran video, or an episode of Miami Vice??


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 10:06 am
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There's no need for such a thing.

If it's too cool, one simply adopts a stiff upper lip. If it's a little too warm, one has one's punkawallah fan one with palm fronds.


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 10:07 am
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palm fronds? how very rive gauche.


 
Posted : 08/07/2013 10:13 am