What does Ian write? He's always writing something, none of the others ever do. Can't spot any pattern to when he does it. Anyone know?
All the things his legal team tell him he is not allowed to say

He’s writing “ Her tits are magnificent “
In some ways I reckon Hislop and his predecessors at Private Eye are some of the most influential journalists in Britain.
I noticed that too. He just jotts / scribbles something down. Perhaps he is keeping track of the score.
Ian = politically witty, satirically sublime.
I reckon he’s doing the crossword.
It'll be his tax return...
crossing off jokes
Writing down the others jokes ready for the next edition
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
"I hate David Mitchell"
Victoria is the perfect woman. That is all.
