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 Pook
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I am sitting in a queue. I have a numbered ticket. There is a glass screen seperating the staff from us plebs.
About 50% of the staff are just gawping at the queue. I've been waiting ten mins and apparently have another 7 to go.
I'm bored


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:14 am
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passport office?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:15 am
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STD Clinic ?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:15 am
 Pook
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Close


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:15 am
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Post Office?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:16 am
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job centre?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:17 am
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Post Office?

Bank?

DVLA?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:17 am
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Australia Foreign / Immigration Office or whatever it's called...


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:18 am
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Outside the gates to heaven?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:18 am
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At the new Glen Tress cafe?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:18 am
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The woods behind nationwide in Swindon?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:21 am
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Or JFK


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:22 am
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tescos dairy counter?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:22 am
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FFS the suspense is killing me!


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:25 am
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A&E?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:28 am
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A particularly popular choice in the Red Light District in Amsterdam?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:28 am
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Riding The Gap?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:30 am
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Argos?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:31 am
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Kwik Fit?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:33 am
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cash4gold?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:34 am
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Whore house?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:35 am
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prison visit?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:35 am
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A chippy in Lower Broughton, Salford?

I kid you not - full height security screens and a little hatch.
Nice.


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:37 am
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About 50% of the staff are just gawping at the queue.

Gotta be the job centre.


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:39 am
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Taken by aliens somewhere over Putney?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:40 am
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Cash Generator

(Salford Shopping City branch) 😛


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:42 am
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derek_starship - you do travel in some very exclusive circles sir 🙂


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:44 am
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Got to be a DVLA office somwhere


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:46 am
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VD Clinic ?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:47 am
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Popemobile?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:56 am
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Swiss suicide clinic?


 
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Railway station?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 11:59 am
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Do we get an answer?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:00 pm
 Drac
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Evans?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:02 pm
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Do we get an answer?

I guess not if he is at a suicide clinic?

😉


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:04 pm
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sperm bank - he's not managing to produce the goods hence the delay


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:08 pm
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Apple Store waiting for your turn at the Genius Bar? (or whatever its called)


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:13 pm
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metro? or amusement park ?

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Posted : 22/09/2010 12:26 pm
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^^^^ <sucks air> - is that crossing the line??


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:30 pm
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What? The linkything?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:31 pm
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Yeah - is that going to appear in every one of his posts??? Some of the advertisers on here have paid good money for their ads (as we are reminded anytime the issue of applying 'electronic eye bleach' is raised.... 😉


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:35 pm
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Obviously too crappy a business to understand target market perceptions and do proper marketing


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:38 pm
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Yeah but no worse than the blatant promotion of Ragley, On-One, Superstar, several bike shops etc. But that's ok, no?

And it's just a link, you're not obliged to click on it. Several people have their username link to their businesses anyway.

It's Capitalism, innit? Every dog for himself.


 
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Cheapest coffe online? Maybe. Your offer of Douwe Eggberts 250g at $6,39 +p&p plus 2 business days for picking and 3 days for shipping plus shipping costs OR I go to the local supermarket pick it off the shelf and have in my hand within 10mins for 2,50€. No contest really, must be the advertising costs which are bumping up your prices, no?

And OP are you waiting in line at the local soup kitchen?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:49 pm
 Drac
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Blatant advertising and looking for any post just to post his link to a crappy site.

GTFO!


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:51 pm
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Nevermind that - where the hell is Pook?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:53 pm
 Pook
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Hello all.

I'm back at my desk. Did I miss something?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:54 pm
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Yeah but no worse than the blatant promotion of Ragley, On-One, Superstar, several bike shops etc. But that's ok, no?

I think to begin with some people start with a bit of banter and then throw their links into a relevant thread. Not stick it on the bottom of everythread, relevant or not, from day 1. Of course some people abuse the thread.
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Yeah, it's cheeky, but in fairness, Troutie has used this from as a means of promoting his own business, albeit in a far less blatant manner. I don't think Troutie expected things to take off so well, and I don't think he deliberately used the forum to get free promotion, but he has benefitted from using STW, without paying for advertising. Not knocking Troutie at all, good on him, but I'm just using that as an example.

The only thing that San4os is guilty of is being crap at being subtle.


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 12:57 pm
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I feel hoodwinked I've just spent $50 of cheap coffee I didn't want and I still don't know where Pook was 🙁


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:03 pm
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Was he in Starbucks ??


 
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I think [url= http://www.superstarcomponents.com/ ]SuperStar[/url] can be accused of abuse as he clearly set out to use the [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/ ]forum[/url] for marketing, I'm not sure if that's the same for [url= http://troutie.com/ ]Troutie[/url] though, he was a hobbyist and it grew from there. If I recall [url= http://www.ragleybikes.com/ ]Ragley[/url] was set up by [url= http://twitter.com/shedfire ]Brant[/url] after he had become well known for his exploits with [url= http://www.on-one.co.uk/ ]On-One[/url].
As you say, you can choose to hit the link or not.

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Posted : 22/09/2010 1:08 pm
 Pook
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I'm not revealing anything about myself.


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:09 pm
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They don't care any more Pook.

Slagging people off is far more interesting. 8)


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:11 pm
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Don Simon; it's ok for you to post a link because it's all in foreign so no-one on here can understand it anyway! 😀


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:12 pm
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Just clicked on the 'simoncarter' link 😯

WTF is that!!

It's like a f***ing eye test!

Sort your fonts out dude!


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:13 pm
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Hey Pook, where did your DVLA post go??

Or have just spoiled it for everyone? 😳


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:14 pm
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Yeah, sort yer fonts out ffs.

Binners, 'ave a word will you? 🙄


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:15 pm
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Don Simon; it's ok for you to post a link because it's all in foreign so no-one on here can understand it anyway!

😆

What's the problem dude??? Could you be a little less specific, please?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:15 pm
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I still want to know where Pook was, still think it might have been something like a passport office.


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:16 pm
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It's been bloody edited.

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No he was in the DVLA, but he's edited his post.

As PeterPoddy says, slagging people ff is far more interesting. At the moment, we're attacking poor Don Simon.

Mind you, he does deserve it for his gratuitous and unnecessary use of different sized fonts. 😀


 
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I think it looks cool. 😀 😳

You're just so oldfashioned in your backward little island, you should embrace Europe.

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Well, it appears the resident grumpies have spoken...... a ban after 1 post for san4os - is that a new record?!?!?


 
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I think it looks cool.

Well it doesn't, it's arse!

Since when has Europe been COOL?? I know it may have somethings that it can be complemented about (eg weather, bigger mountains, some decent beaches, interesting history, better looking birds (in places) etc) but it is way off being cool!


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:33 pm
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Anyone want to buy $50 of coffee?


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 1:36 pm
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I was first to say DVLA. What do I win Pook? I want a prize for winning your little compo.


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 2:42 pm
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You can have $50 of coffee. 😉


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 3:04 pm
 Pook
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What did I do here today?

Onza - you can have my ticket I got for waiting

Should I be proud? I blame the DVLA.


 
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I think it looks cool.

Well it doesn't, it's arse!

Since when has Europe been COOL?? I know it may have somethings that it can be complemented about (eg weather, bigger mountains, some decent beaches, interesting history, better looking birds (in places) etc) but it is way off being cool!

Still nothing consructive, though! 🙄
But you are very funny.


 
Posted : 22/09/2010 4:08 pm