MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Or so the Daily Fail headline would read. As it is my wife dropped our 11 month old daughter in fright after a spider ran across her shoulder. Poor thing's doing alright considering.
I joked that my wife's arachnophobia might lead to something like this, can't believe it actually did. Time for some therapy I think.
You might want to get this removed for the sake of marital harmony. Mrs Cheers may have a sense of humour failure. Hope Ms Cheersdrive is feeling better soon.
On the plus side you have a bullet proof come back to many common nags:
Wife: "You haven't dressed the baby properly, she'll be cold."
You: "Well at least all her bones will still be in one piece"
Wife: "You care more about biking than your own daughter"
You: "I care enough not to smash her into the floor"
etc.
Oh dear. My garage dwelling pet says "Hi!"
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