[Closed] Get Ya FActs right JereMy VInE

This rant was always tribg too hard with the random capitals.

2/10

nowhere near long enough to even qualify as a rant
0/10

Poor rant.
(Contrived) Random capitals in thread title only.
Intentional spelling mistake.
Jeremy Vine as subject matter (easy target)

1/10

😉

Balls, I was too busy imagining how I would teach him the difference.

I will try harder next time, promise.

My Dr says I've low blood pressure. The prescription? 12 hours a day of radio two with big man Jeremy Vine on full volume.

Has anyone ever sent a facetious text in? You know something along the lines of
"Jeremy, I couldn't agree more with you and your callers - all bishops are gay and shouldn't be allowed to molest other innocent chess pieces".

Imagine waking up in the morning and realising you're still Jeremy Vine.

You can get both hyper and hypothermia surely? Too hot/cold respectively.

Needs a bit of context.

Twitter him and put him right then OP!

I saw a box of hyperallergenic tissues once, seemed a very shrewd business model.

Does Jeremy Vine read this forum?

Does it matter?

Will you die?.....Yes, one day.

Hyperthermia = too hot
Hypothermia = too cold

maccruiskeen - Member
Imagine waking up in the morning and realising you're still Jeremy Vine.

I have the flu. Nearly choked coughing there!

Will you die?.....Yes, one day.

Not me, for I am Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod.

if jeremy vine was a member on here he would definately be a big hitter - deffo

Less of a rant and more of an ant.

if jeremy vine was a member on here he would definately be a big hitter - deffo

After the great hack, when we had to re-register I tried to register as Jeremy Vine but access was mysteriously denied.

Should have put context in there as well.

You can be both hypo and hyper thermic, but they were referring to being too cold- i.e Hypothermic but instead saying hyperthermic.

I saw a box of hyperallergenic tissues once, seemed a very shrewd business model.

Genius.