[Closed] 'Fromage'-STW Member

sorry mate - it's not that nobody cares but I think there's a bit of fraud fatigue going on just now

best of luck with getting your stuff/refund

+1 Everyone's getting a bit cheesed off.

I think i know him, is he a smelly bloke with distinctive blue veins?

Bah !

OK then - Edam well better pay up, or he's in trouble

Sounds like he's the big cheese 🙄

You need to tread Caerphilly here, just give him time.

Brie careful when conducting online transactions.

this thread just stinks

Gouda give him time to respond

I'm getting a bit cheesed off with the micky taking on this thread

Still Ton's your best bet for getting problems like this sorted. it's the belly.

I think it's a bit of a Fet Accomplis

if I were you, I'd go completely emmental, I'm feta up with all these fraudsters, it really grates on me - he'd better have a gouda excuse

The OP has potential lost some money...you guys to need gruyere up

Well I hope there's a positive outcome to this Saga. You never know, Chimay have just forgotten to post it.

EDIT: Stoner you git....

Elf - duplication !

...and nuke's right, we're not being very mature

I needed a rotor - did I mozzarella good bargain?

i keep bike bits stored away..........i will cracker barrel open and see if i have any rotors............

Rik oughta go round there and sort him out!

Its a shame when bastards in the classifieds leave you seeing red. Less to worry about if you buy from an LBS though.

Agreed stoner, but classifieds should be a nice way to do business. Why can't we all com tegether and stamp this shit out ?

That rotor, it's nacho's.

Its the october break in some parts the uk this week (Gloucester and Cheshire for instance, perhaps Wensleydale) and he might be on holiday, that curd some whey towards explains whey he's not responding to his emails.

This kind of thing gives me nightmares

Did you pay him already? Hopefully you use paypal, Cashel be harder to get back.

Hanging out on the forums, shooting the bries...

By heck.

Where's this Fromage frais (as we say in Cumberland)

You could rennet by the Police?

He may live in Newport, salute him if he passes. Or he could have been playing Halo me thinks when he stole it?

He may Herve a good reason for not getting in touch. Best find
out Wotsits all about first I reckon

Whey too many cheesy puns in here. I'm off back to the Halloumicycle thread.

Frankly my dear, I don't give edam.

Fromage is just a big Baby.. Bell end too.

IIRC he is from Yorkshire. He'll be in trouble Wensleydales police find him

All these fraudsters are the same. Red Leicester Piggot was no better. I have a selection of rotors, if I have one the right size I could send one to you for free - no cheesestrings attached.

I think he might be Welsh. Rarebit of bad news as mainly the classifieds are a good place to source cheap bits.

I'm a frais you've been done. Stil-ton will be able to sort for you.

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This forum Rolues.

How Dairy Lea-ve you in the lurch like this!

Cheers all. Cheered me up no end today.

Sorry about your rotor though.

It gets my goat that there is so much abondance of this about so which rock for owning bad sellers on the classifieds?

What size rotor is it? I have a 203mm (I think) Avid one you can have for nowt if it doesn't show up.

(sorry can't think of a cheese pun)

I would be seeing Red! Leicester is quite bad for this sort of thing too.

Oh well I hope it turns up, without it you'll still be able to go on [b][url= http://www.thecheeseshed.com/little-ryding-64-p.asp ]Little Rydings[/url][/b] on flat trails to the shop to buy some [b][url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese ]Cheese[/url][/b]. Make sure you put some [b][url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/paneer_86451 ]Paneer[/url][/b] on your bike though in to put it in. Also you might need a spare [b][url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunlop_cheese ]Dunlop[/url][/b] innertube.

And if he still doesn't post it it after all this I'm sure he'll meet his [b][url= http://www.elegusto.co.uk/cheese/cheese_detail.php?productID=181 ]Waterloo[/url][/b] if you hit him with a [b][url= http://www.ehow.com/how_5533517_make-brick-cheese.html ]Brick[/url][/b]

People who scam people out of money are just plain old [b][url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock%20cheese ]Cock Smegma[/url][/b]

Personaly, I'm getting a bit board of this thread. The OP's a bit of a Primula-donna*. If he was Seriously Strong he'd chill out a bit instead of getting all shook up and causing mass lysteria on the STW forum just 'cos his rotor's not turned up yet.

(* just joking, hope it does get resolved comcon23)

The thread made me truckle tho!

Christ alive.

This has been a rare bit of enjoyable humour from the forum. Still- ton should help you sort the problem.

wotsit news about another missing classified item.

still-ton may be able to help the op.

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Beautiful

curd have been quicker but dezb goat there first

an emmental mistake not checking first

There is no [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whey ]Whey[/url] this can go on, the classifieds have to change

Halloumi to comment. He might have sent them -and they might have been returned to him. If that is the case, he would have to get them St Agur (n)

Brilliant humour - pity about the subject though. I've not used the classifieds for a while now, I'd never had any problems. I hope that this is just a glitch in the matrix. I guess another way would be to go the way of talkphotography, who require a user to have been registered for 100 days and make 150 posts before using classifieds I think. Not a bad way to attempt to ensure that the user is at least semi-integrated and has to put some time in before they can sell...

Hey, if you do get your bike bits, you'll need to fit some paneers to your bike to carry them all.

Yarg got to be careful these days.

Maybe he's gone off to see his mate, Cheeses of Nazareth?

dont know how you lot have time for all the jokes about dairy lee quarry is in fine form today.

I camembert believe it!!!

Sorry to hear of your troubles on the classifieds I have spent a wedge on many portion of mtb parafanalia without an once of brie(f).

Cheeses of Nazareth

It shall henceforth be my mission in life to open a shop of this name, in said location.

Genius.

I hope your rotor churns up.

Spread of the week this is...

I don't know, it curd be better.

Stop s[b]Quark[/b]ing, the lot of you - you should be [b]Comté[/b]ing your lucky stars that you've not been [b]roulé[/b]d over like this chap. This is a [b]Grevé[/b] matter, after all.

Unless you've maybe given him the wrong address - has he got the right [b]Pultost[/b] code?

I don't know, it curd be better.

Dairyleally think so?....

Don't think you'll find him [url=

Fill yer boots 😉

i just don't give edam about this thread

headfirst - grate!

so pleased my posting has caused such amusement. when reading all your comments i couldn't help ****ING pissing myself laughing.

Oh what a hoot.

so pleased my posting has caused such amusement. when reading all your comments i couldn't help **** pissing myself laughing.

Are you [i]brie[/i]ing serious, or [i]jarlsberg[/i]ing sarcastic?

at least it's kept the thread on the front page.

Jarlsberg?

Probably the best cheese in the world.

Oh what a hoot.

Ah Oh Queso all's well that ends well.

just stop it, he'd be crackers if he thinks of clearing jacobs (ladder) now!

He must really get your goat, cheesed off I bet!

Not read all the replies, but 'Fromage' is the french for cheese! Think of the fun you could have with that....

Not read all the replies, but 'Fromage' is the french for cheese! Think of the fun you could have with that....

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That was grate.

Well would you Edam an' Eve it, eh? Gouda get up early to catch Crikey out! 😉

You have to whey up whether to call the Oxford Blue or go round to his and beat him with a ripe Ragstone, if you let it get to you he'll drive you Crackers and you'll look like a Munster, He'll end up doing one and before you'll know it to the Port of Philadelphia.

comcon23 don't know if you are being serious. Maybe you missed the Pont, Levequety was supposed to cheer you up bit. I realise people have been less than sympathetic, but no one has actually broke any forum roules. However, given the tone of the responses I think no one here would know Fromage from Edam. You might try other boards, ask a round, get the message out on the wire. You can' know until you've tried chevrey where else