MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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Unfortunately some twuntish lunt has parked* his or her Clio in front of my garage. As my stock of bombers is in the garage, and there are no shoes visible to piss in then I'm offering it to the first person who can come and 'collect it'. This is probably theft and I don't encourage it, but possession is 9/10th of the law and all that so seeing as its on my parking space I figure it might be mine to give away.
No V5, no keys, needs a new wing mirror and rear wiper by the looks of it. I'll throw in the tiger stripe fury steering wheel cover and out of date road atlas on the front seat.
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*yes, it really is at that angle
You need one of these:
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Just [s]tow[/s] drag it somewhere really inconvenient.
Well 2 of us can lift the midget onto 2 wheels, so maybe with a slightly higher COG we could just roll it out the way and claim it blew over?
A couple of guys could easy move that out of your way
We used to move them by bouncing them
See here
egg it
tax runs out next week, abbandoned?
it could be a kids face next time
V-reg Clio? Can probably pick the lock with a broken biscuit and let the handbrake off.
I would try to move it for sure. Handbrake on rear wheels only (???) - lift it up and wheel it away with a couple of mates or open the door and let the handbrake off?
Wrong thread Phil?
The power of the internet, it's gone 🙂
Too late to go for a ride in daylight now though 🙁
there's never a wrong thread 8)
Are there any inanimate objects nearby with just enough room to slot a clio into, end to end? if so, try and borrow a jack and dollies 😈
A pallet jack works well, my mate used to live opposite a B&B and the owner would just jack up the unauthorised vehicle and dump it in the bus lane.
A pallet jack works well, my mate used to live opposite a B&B and the owner would just jack up the unauthorised vehicle and dump it in the bus lane.
class!