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Now here's a thing, a series of jokes, which 'may' be in a similar vein to David Jason's poor joke.
These are jokes that I have heard a primary school teacher tell a group of kids...are they racist?
...they followed a trading session of jokes along the lines of 'what do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug' etc etc...until you get to...
What do you call a man with a pig on his head? Hamed
What do you call a man with 2 pigs on his head? Mo-Hamed(spelling for phonetic affect!)
What do you call a man with 2 pigs on his head standing between 2
buildings? Mo-Hamed Ali
Not earth shattering but I had a laugh, but following on from some people's points of view, do you think those jokes should be told?
yes..
yes, racist...or yes they should be told?
do you think those jokes should be told?
yes....and just to add one....
What do you call a man with a packet of bacon on his head? Rasheed!
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat bastid!" 😯
They're no more racist than the Doug/Cliff/Bob equivalents
another primary school favourite...
why do girls wear make up and perfume?
cos they're ugly and they smell.
night all, off to my duvet!
Coming from a Muslim background, I personally have no problem with jokes like that, as there's no reference made to the colour or creed of 'Hamed'; it's just a name, like Doug, as mentioned. I think some Muslim people might find it in poor taste, considering the pork aspect of it.
But then again, I have an Islamic name, and I'm not a Muslim. And neither might Hamed, Mohammed or Rashid be.
I love bacon, me. In fact, I'm about to have some bacon with pasta.
I'm not, actually, I lied. It seems I have run out of bacon, so I shall have to employ anchovies. Now, where's that recipe for that anchovy pasta thing, what's it called...
RudeBoy speaks sense, once again.
No surprises there.
Puttanesca, that's it. Mm...
LOL at Rudeboy's culinary dilemmas...
What do you call a Chinese girl in a crowd? Ming Ling. Crap, yes. Stereotypical type name, yes. But can it be deemed as racist? I'm not sure...
What do you call a lesbian asian?
What do you call a russian man with three testicles?
What do you call a chinese man with three testicles?
I guessing these are now on the banned list so won't be providing the punchline 🙁