[Closed] Fighting with prisoners today!

What a day! It all started when I shouted, 'cleaners!!'. which basically means lets get the rubbish out, as it happens the snow was coming down like....in BIG flakes, anyway as we got to the trailer where the rubbish goes, all hell lets loose! Smiffy (con) gets to the trailer first followed by Walker (con), & believe me, they knew what they were doing! They had everything planned (much to my amazement,) They already had ammunition lined up from yesterday. Marlow (con) runs past me & Scott (screws) to back up Smiffy & Walker, we knew what was happening but no, there was no running for the cover of C wing's gate, the gauntlet was down! Well basically at first the cons were right on target, i got one on my shoulder & Scotty got a big hit in the thigh with no hits from either of us but then the cavalry arrived in the form of Mr Kershaw (who plays cricket) who is ovbiously a bloody good fielder cos his shots were right on target & fast movers! Within seconds we had the cons pinned down, Smiffy hid behind the trailer, Marlow surrendered & Walker...well lets just say he was er... wet & cold. Dunno who actually won the fight in real terms but,
I hope Health & Safety didn't see it on camera at any point!
F*ckin hilarious & both screws & prisoners were pissing themselves after!