[Closed] Festival of Brexit

barbecue in the garden

I trust you can provide the 108 pack of Carling and the threats of violence to the neighbours when they ask you to turn down the Oi! music?

Danny, would you like an invite ?

Danny, would you like an invite ?

No ta.

I hate those do's where you have to go in 'disguise' (those silly 3/4 length shorts, fake tat on calf, white trainers, Fred Perry polo shirt, baseball cap, sunglasses) and have to drink Carling Cooking Lager and pretend to like 'the good old days' at footy grounds.

Thanks for considering me, but (happily) I don't think I'd fit in. I do go red in the sun, though.

😘