I'd rather catch dysentery that go to a half-arsed jingoistic celebration of all that's crap about our septic isle. It'll have been organised by mates of Tories and attended by the sort of people who bought an Austin Montego at full list price.
WE'RE SENDING £120m TO THE FESTIVAL OF BREXIT
LET'S FUND THE NHS* INSTEAD!
(In the middle of a global ****ing pandemic)
the sort of people who bought an Austin Montego at full list price.
David Davis?
Swiss David Davis sold the Montego
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I'll be going as it'll be a perfect place to sell my new wonder drug...Carfentanil.
^^^^
That's the catering sorted.
They can't be proper Brexies, though, no misspellings on the van...
not got the cleverness to get the flag the right way around though
not got the cleverness to get the flag the right way around though
That's a good spot. I've never been able to notice that.
Plenty of flags i suppose!
https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1375163387756298244?s=20
I cant find the URL, but I know there are plans afoot for a counter culture Festival of Europe to try and coincide at the same time as the festival of brexsh*t.
Preparations continue with another, unintended, perfect metaphor for Brexit...
"It's not what it looks, Brian"
"It's not how it looks? It's a twenty foot cock and balls, man. It doesn't look like anything else"
The best way to unite people is clearly to constantly polarise on a decision that divided them. One day we will have some intellect at the top
One day we will have some intellect at the top
52% of the population voted on an anti-intellect platform.
The festival remains a divisive one. In some eyes it is a politically motivated “festival of Brexit”
Oh. Well done Guardian writer. Guarding against healing divisions. Even an unattributed “quote”, straight from the playbook of The Tabloid.
You really think if the Guardian just didn't mention it, everyone would be over the moon with Brexit?
The best way to unite people is clearly to constantly polarise on a decision that divided them. One day we will have some intellect at the top
It's intentional, sow division and use the artificially created 'enemy' to galvanise your core base against a common threat. It doesn't help that it seems to completely wrong foot Labour every time they do it.
I'm not really sure what Labour can really do to be honest. For sure they haven't really helped themselves the last few years but when your main opposition decides to push the nuclear button with regards race and nationalism it's a pretty difficult task.
The conservative party has dissolved into a sludge that is nothing more than the Brexit party. There was always a significant constituency of about half a million to a million people who voted NF or BNP, the Conservatives were always too moderate for them and the constituency was considered beyond the pale by most Tories.
Those racists have now been brought into the fold, they actually constitute the Conservative base now. Maybe were going to follow America, where things will have to get completely revolting before things begin to change. Things are going to get worse and more divisive for sure. In a way Labour have to let the Tories gorge themselves on this feast of nationalism until, like in Monty Pythons Meaning of Life they explode through gluttony. It will be messy and I fear it will be the police that will have to pick up the pieces, they are already being used as pawns by the government and by the end of the summer they are going to be exhausted by all the shit they'll have been dealing with.
Those racists have now been brought into the fold, they actually constitute the Conservative base now.
It has been a masterful piece of political parasitism of a mainstream political party by extremists. It is extremely dangerous and the complacent ****s that just vote Tory because they still think it is 1976 are too blase to realise.
I do wonder if they intend any events in Scotland? that would be interesting
A team led by the Glasgow-based Aproxima Arts will offer “a unique approach to community growing celebrating music, future food technology and sustainable festivals.” Part of that will be the “largest grow-your-own project of modern times”.
Weed?
I would expect a large pro EU demo at every event in Scotland. I will be buying a big EU flag to fly. I have enough room to fly a really huge FYT flag
No way in a million years will I be touching that farce with a bargepole
I have something to confess. My hatred for Brexit, for those who have facilitated it in any way, and for those who continue to rub our faces in it with their polarising lies and propaganda, knows no bounds.
If there is anyway I can display this publicly - especially in the face of this so-called 'Festival of Brexit' - shy of actually harming someone - I will happily do it.
Found it, the link to the alternative to 'Gammom Fest'
Festival of Europe
So they're currently calling it 'Festival UK 2022'?
FUK 2022? 😂😂😂
Someone's surely having a joke with that name.
Or they really are that stupid.
Yup. The rebrand presumably is aimed at tying to “repair” the damage done to the union by Brexit. Million of our pounds being spent to try and make the “UK” look less like England kicking out at the rest of the world, and forgetting the needs of the other home nations.
Festival UK* 2022
Feels like Bill Drummond might have been involved after all.
What’s the ‘grow your own’about.
I’ve been gone a few months now, has it got that bad back ‘ome’ 🙂
I'm liking the idea of rebranding it "Gammon Fest". That may appear in my social media feed if the subject comes up.
What’s the ‘grow your own’about.
Digging up, taters, lettuce, carrots, onions, bits of old willow pattern china and ring pulls from cans of Cresta. Boil until cooked.
Then smashing the tethered and screaming family pig around the head in the back yard until it expires in a twitching mess of blood and brains.
Kids these days don’t know they were born.
A day off, friends round for a barbecue in the garden and a toast to Boris. What's not to like ?
The usual lefty wet wipes can wave a placard or something in disapproval. See you at the next general election.
I see they have got the union flag in as part of the HM Government logo.
I believe it’s now called Festival of the United Kingdom. #FUK
Why not pay to have a few stalls and fail to turn up 😉 or better still get a load of manure delivered to said empty plots...
JeZ
A day off, friends round for a barbecue in the garden and a toast to Boris. What’s not to like ?
The usual lefty wet wipes can wave a placard or something in disapproval. See you at the next general election.
I like the fact that STW can provide a place of therapy for little people to vent their inadequacy-fuelled anger.
See you at the next general election. Remember to bring your portable step so you can reach the desktop in the polling booth.
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What’s not to like ?
Vulgar company?
I do hope they employ a witty closet remainer, though, who does something clever
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So they’re currently calling it ‘Festival UK 2022’?
FUK 2022? 😂😂😂
barbecue in the garden
I trust you can provide the 108 pack of Carling and the threats of violence to the neighbours when they ask you to turn down the Oi! music?
Danny, would you like an invite ?
Danny, would you like an invite ?
No ta.
I hate those do's where you have to go in 'disguise' (those silly 3/4 length shorts, fake tat on calf, white trainers, Fred Perry polo shirt, baseball cap, sunglasses) and have to drink Carling Cooking Lager and pretend to like 'the good old days' at footy grounds.
Thanks for considering me, but (happily) I don't think I'd fit in. I do go red in the sun, though.
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