[Closed] Favourite Simpson's quotes?

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Homer: "Bart, never forget you are special. Just like everybody else".

Might have exact wording wrong, but use of it got my son to 16 with good results!

Homer when meeting with aliens
"Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids"
"Eat them"

Apologies if I misquote...

Marge: Will he be okay?
Dr Hibbert: (his trademark laugh then...) He'll be okay. Not you and me okay...

"Look at this country! U-R-Gay"

Not a quote, but this clip still cracks me up every time
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And, of course, "Stupid sexy Flanders"

The suspects are wearing hats, repeat wearing hats - Chief Wiggum.

D'oH!

operator give me the number for 911

Mmmmm Elephant fresh.

Ahh, Squiddey. I don't hate you. I just heard there's gold in ya belly!
Not that great but stuck in my head for ever.

" I'm trembling like a french soldier" - Lenny

"Less chat, more splat!" - Mo

Running away rules!

Bart: well the money is kinda tempting but I think I'm gonna have to go with the elephant.

Homer: but Bart, with ten thousand dollars we'd be millionaires.

Where ya going baby? You gonna get the corpses?

Yes Mo, I'm going to get the corpses.

Principal Skinner: 'Otto'... that's one palindrome you won't hear for a while.

Billy corgan: "billy corgan, smashing pumpkins'

Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

Watching these clips just re-affirmed, the greatest tv show ever.

"Smithers! Get in the Spruce Moose."

"Number 8"

stamp collection. Ha ha!

Who can take your trash out, stomp it down for you. I love the garbage man song and Sherrie Bobbins tidying up song.

Skinnerrr!

If it takes ten to kill you, I'll take nine...

ha ha

erotic cakes

I like the bit where dinner looks out of the window at school and see that someone has stolen the H badge from the grill of his car, and he exclaims

"what's the point of having a honda if you can't show it off!"

Homer thinking "dental plan, Lisa needs braces, dental plan, Lisa needs braces, dental plan, Lisa needs braces"x10

Mr burns: "What have they done to you furious George? ..... Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin"

Homer returning to find the wooden nodding bird left hitting the Y key has fallen over "Stupid bird, I should never have left you in charge"

Oh how I use to love the Simpsons, some of these quotes are bringing back great memories, haven't watched the Simpsons in years now though

"You ever see a guy say goodbye to his shoe before?"
Homer laughs "yes once"

Ooh! They have the internet on computers now?!

Pray for mojo

Under the sea...
There'll be no allegations, just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea...

Genius.

Homer jogging past a gym."What the hell is a gime?"

"Dude, you kissed a girl, that is so gay" - Jimbo to Nelson when he's kissed Lisa

Best line ever

Loads of top quotes already, but...

"Holy smokes, you need booze!"

Homer jogging past a gym."What the hell is a gime?"

Walks in sees weights, treadmills etc...

Knowingly "oh......a gime haha"

Mr Burns: Simpson. I need your help. I want to be loved.
Homer: I see. Well, I'll need some beer.

Leonard Nimoy: "A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."
Bloke sitting next to him" Does anyone want to switch seats?"

"I was saying boo-urns"

"I for one welcome our new ant overlords"

Ok I know this isn't Simpsons but so many good ones have been done soooo....

Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Homer talking to a the editor of some intellectual magazine,
"I loved your article about improving your vocabulary. It was really, really
really

really

good..."

I don't know why but Millhouse exclaiming "uhhhh everything's comin' up Millhouse!" Always makes me laugh.

And whilst filming a radioactive man movie in Springfield and the crew at the last minute throwing a pair of goggles and pointing out to Rainier Wolfcastle that he is going to be engulfed by a sea of real acid "real acid?!" Sea of acid washes him away "THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!"

Homer - I'm sick and tired of walking on eggshells.
Marge - Well stop throwing them on the floor then.

Smithers...

Release the Hounds!

“We’re here to bring you back to the one true faith: the Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism.” Rev Lovejoy

'Shake harder boy'

Still use this when I cock up at the simplest DIY task;

Homer:- It does the impossible, it sucks and it blows at the same time.

chamley - Member

Leonard Nimoy: "A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."

"But you didn't do anything Mr Nimoy"
"Didn't IIIIII?"

There's a bunch of simpsons one liners that my little brother and I have adopted into our personal language, a simpsons quote says a thousand words.

"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel"
Good for when answering the phone.

Bart: "Millhouse likes you"
Lisa:"Millhouse likes Vaseline on toast"

Am I the only person who has [i]never[/i] watched an episode of The Simpsons?

I don't know, the Sentinelese islanders probably haven't seen it either.

I think it's interesting that I've not watched an episode of The Simpsons in years and yet knew most of those quetes. Is it not as quotable / funny any more, or is it just that no-one else here is watching the newer series either?

I think season 12 is when it started to go down hill for me. I've got all the box sets up to that point. I watched one of the very latest episodes the other day. Barely raised a smile.

Louie: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.

"Bonjour you Cheese eating surrender monkeys" as said by Grounds keeper Willy.

"Scum freezbag!"

Moe: "Power off Einstein" when he brains Homer with a plank

Two of my favourites in one scene.

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.

Marge: That's not what I meant.

Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Homer reads "Uruguay"

Laughs. " U R Gay"

Save me jeebus

homer answers door in nothing buta brown paper bag.
"I seem to have misplaced my pants"

Almost Simpsons:

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Captain's journal. Stardate: uhhh...
Kif Kroker: [sigh] April 13.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: April 13... point two.

And my favourite:

Captain Zapp Brannigan: As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!
[pushes button, bay doors open under soldiers]

Homer: What's the problem here?
Lisa: We were fighting over which one of us loves you more.
Homer: You were? Aww... Go ahead.
Bart: You love him more.
Lisa: No, you do!
Bart: No I don't!
Lisa: Yes you do!

This thread really made me laugh this morning 🙂

When asked if he's going bowling...

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Very useful when "mystery" packages arrive, or you get caught sneaking out in your riding clothes!

Mr Burns - "Boweling?!"

Inspector going in to Moes "Man alive! There's Men alive in here"

And from the same episode:

Bart: I can't help but feel partly responsible

and

Homer: Dear baby, welcome to dumpville, population, you.

If you're happy and you know it, say a swear. Ralph: Mitten.

 

About 1.20 when describing 'the boy'. Always make me larf.

Susie - Member

Bart: I can't help but feel partly responsible

I use that all the time 😆

Lisa. "This is the worst day of my life".

Homer. "No Lisa, this is the worst day of your life [i]so far[/i]".

Guatemalan insanity peppers

Homer and Lisa walk into a New Age shop...

"do you have something to stop my daughter complaining?"
"What's keeping Joan Rivers alive these days? Fetal grindings."

A different episode:

Willie (startled by seeing Homer and Bart): Eee! I mean Aah! I mean... what are you doing here?!

Homer: Umm... we're.. foreign exchange students from... Scotland.

Willie: I'm from Scotland! Where do ya hail from?

Homer: Uh, North... Kilt-town.

Willie: No foolin'? I'm from North Kilttown! Do ya know Angus McLeod?

Homer: Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! You're not from Scotland at all!

Willie: Ah, don't be daft. I was born and raised in... [notices the vacuum sucking up the grease] MY RETIREMENT GREASE! NOOOOOOOOO!

Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word.

Masterpiece.

The Springfield civil War re-enactment society announcer:
'The civil war was fought in Springfield between the North, the South and the West to be in, out and next to the union'.

Mr. Burns: I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage... and island rhythms.

@coogan.

The new woman at work episode as to be the best Simpsons one ever !

Homer:

"Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs"