" I'm trembling like a french soldier" - Lenny
"Less chat, more splat!" - Mo
Running away rules!
Bart: well the money is kinda tempting but I think I'm gonna have to go with the elephant.
Homer: but Bart, with ten thousand dollars we'd be millionaires.
Where ya going baby? You gonna get the corpses?
Yes Mo, I'm going to get the corpses.
Principal Skinner: 'Otto'... that's one palindrome you won't hear for a while.
Billy corgan: "billy corgan, smashing pumpkins'
Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely"
Watching these clips just re-affirmed, the greatest tv show ever.
"Smithers! Get in the Spruce Moose."
"Number 8"
stamp collection. Ha ha!
Who can take your trash out, stomp it down for you. I love the garbage man song and Sherrie Bobbins tidying up song.
Skinnerrr!
If it takes ten to kill you, I'll take nine...
ha ha
erotic cakes
I like the bit where dinner looks out of the window at school and see that someone has stolen the H badge from the grill of his car, and he exclaims
"what's the point of having a honda if you can't show it off!"
Homer thinking "dental plan, Lisa needs braces, dental plan, Lisa needs braces, dental plan, Lisa needs braces"x10
Mr burns: "What have they done to you furious George? ..... Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin"
Homer returning to find the wooden nodding bird left hitting the Y key has fallen over "Stupid bird, I should never have left you in charge"
Oh how I use to love the Simpsons, some of these quotes are bringing back great memories, haven't watched the Simpsons in years now though
"You ever see a guy say goodbye to his shoe before?"
Homer laughs "yes once"
Ooh! They have the internet on computers now?!
Pray for mojo
Under the sea...
There'll be no allegations, just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea...
Genius.
Homer jogging past a gym."What the hell is a gime?"
"Dude, you kissed a girl, that is so gay" - Jimbo to Nelson when he's kissed Lisa
Best line ever
Loads of top quotes already, but...
"Holy smokes, you need booze!"
Homer jogging past a gym."What the hell is a gime?"
Walks in sees weights, treadmills etc...
Knowingly "oh......a gime haha"
Mr Burns: Simpson. I need your help. I want to be loved.
Homer: I see. Well, I'll need some beer.
Leonard Nimoy: "A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."
Bloke sitting next to him" Does anyone want to switch seats?"
"I was saying boo-urns"
"I for one welcome our new ant overlords"
Ok I know this isn't Simpsons but so many good ones have been done soooo....
Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Homer talking to a the editor of some intellectual magazine,
"I loved your article about improving your vocabulary. It was really, really
really
really
good..."
I don't know why but Millhouse exclaiming "uhhhh everything's comin' up Millhouse!" Always makes me laugh.
And whilst filming a radioactive man movie in Springfield and the crew at the last minute throwing a pair of goggles and pointing out to Rainier Wolfcastle that he is going to be engulfed by a sea of real acid "real acid?!" Sea of acid washes him away "THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!"
Homer - I'm sick and tired of walking on eggshells.
Marge - Well stop throwing them on the floor then.
Smithers...
Release the Hounds!
“We’re here to bring you back to the one true faith: the Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism.” Rev Lovejoy
'Shake harder boy'
Still use this when I cock up at the simplest DIY task;
Homer:- It does the impossible, it sucks and it blows at the same time.
chamley - MemberLeonard Nimoy: "A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on."
"But you didn't do anything Mr Nimoy"
"Didn't IIIIII?"
There's a bunch of simpsons one liners that my little brother and I have adopted into our personal language, a simpsons quote says a thousand words.
"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel"
Good for when answering the phone.
Bart: "Millhouse likes you"
Lisa:"Millhouse likes Vaseline on toast"
Am I the only person who has [i]never[/i] watched an episode of The Simpsons?
I don't know, the Sentinelese islanders probably haven't seen it either.
I think it's interesting that I've not watched an episode of The Simpsons in years and yet knew most of those quetes. Is it not as quotable / funny any more, or is it just that no-one else here is watching the newer series either?
I think season 12 is when it started to go down hill for me. I've got all the box sets up to that point. I watched one of the very latest episodes the other day. Barely raised a smile.
Louie: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
"Bonjour you Cheese eating surrender monkeys" as said by Grounds keeper Willy.