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 ton
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got a friend request from a old school friend
she has recently been divorced, and i have been chatting to her for a while trying to cheer her up. all of a sudden the conversations have changed to a racier (if you know what i mean) tone.

shall i take her off my friends list.


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:35 pm
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You know what you have to do fella. Get on with it! 😉


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:37 pm
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(if you know what i mean)

i dont, may we have some extracts? photos if you have em


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:38 pm
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shall i take her off my friends list.

We don't know yet.

Do you mean 'should'? And I think the i should be a capital.


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:39 pm
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hardtail or full suss?


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:40 pm
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used to be a hardtail, now from the pics, like a lot of 40 something ladies, a bit of a susser....... 😆


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:41 pm
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I guess the answer is do you fancy her or not. So there you go. However, our lives are empty and sad. More details please!! 😉


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:41 pm
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still, you can't blame her trying can you ?


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:51 pm
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like a lot of 40 something ladies, a bit of a susser.......

Ah,but.....sort travel xc......or 'plush travel' d/h..???


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 10:59 pm
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She must be desperate.


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 11:22 pm
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are you married or attached?
If not well,who cares nails is as good as screws!


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 11:24 pm
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She must be desperate.

Obviously, I'm no judge of manflesh, but surely Tony is a fine figure of a man?


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 11:25 pm
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Ton, does she realise that she may get all your attention this week, but that next week you will have put her on the classifieds and moved onto another classmate?


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 11:25 pm
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a whole [b]week[/b] ???


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 11:32 pm
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Obviously, I'm no judge of manflesh

True 🙂


 
Posted : 13/04/2010 11:54 pm
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if your in any way entangled with someone you care about Ton GTFO, no good can come of it.
Sorry to be the bearer of tame advice but years of hard work and trust can be snuffed out in minutes like this.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 1:20 am
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And you have obviously got the boost to your ego from leading her on for a bit, and telling us about it, so yes only fair now to let the poor girl know if you aren't interested. She is likely very vulnerable just now, so can I suggest that you send her a private email "I think you may have got the wrong idea" rather than de-frending her with no explanation. Do you have any pet rabbits btw ? (no reason...)


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 4:46 am
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What tyres for a MILF?

No one suggest any "mud" tyres either!!!!!!


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 6:46 am
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she's just jerking you around mate. Now that she's divorced she's letting her hair down a bit, thinks she's providing a bit of w*nk/fantasy material to you and probably half a dozen other 40 year old soft around the middle ex classmates. Just make sure if she ever gives you a phone number that it doesn't start with 090..


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 6:54 am
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Lol... divorcebook strikes again!

You know the right answer mate. PM her and let her down gently.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 6:58 am
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Just make sure you don't go tubeless


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 7:12 am
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Posted : 14/04/2010 7:38 am
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Oh look - attentiontonwhore strikes again.

Why not ask your wife? It would be her opinion that mattered - not a bunch of cyclists.

Whats the odds on that not happening?


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 7:40 am
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tron why are a question to males who haven't had sex for months?

old school friend

I was known as the Perv at school 8)


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 7:40 am
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[i]Whats the odds on that not happening?
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Dependant on the odds of any of the OP being real, so low. It's a junk-grade rip-off of a bargain-basement Worldclassaccident troll thread, with worse punctuation. At best. 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 8:38 am
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Does she know about the lump on your knob ton?


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 12:34 pm
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should I help things along by messaging all his Facebook friends with his surname a link to this thread ? 😈


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 12:40 pm
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clearly this made up woman didn't see tons FB status update, "the boil on my cock burst, smelt like satans ringpiece"


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 12:52 pm
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pass her on to SFB?


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 12:55 pm
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"surely Tony is a fine figure of a man"

a fine figure of several men.

if the turn of the conversation makes you uncomfortable then tell her what you're doing and why then 'defreind' her on facebook.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 1:00 pm
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a fine figure of several men.

that's a step too far, Tony will sulk 🙁

pass her on to SFB?

thanks, but I can find my own women 🙂


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 1:05 pm
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Play with fire and you get burned.

: P


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 1:08 pm
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Don't take her off (friends list that is).

I thought you were married? if so ask your wife for some advice! 😈

Personally she's on the rebound with someone that makes her feel good about herself.

If I was married or dating and tempted by other women I'd take a look at myself and my relationship and fix it.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 1:12 pm
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[i]I'd take a look at myself and my relationship and fix it[/i]

You mean, change your relationship status to "It's complicated"? 😉


 
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Posted : 14/04/2010 1:42 pm
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😆 We need more threads like this on STW.

What tyres for a MILF?

[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front ]Moro Islamic Liberation Front?[/url]


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 3:45 pm
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What tyres for a MILF?

Rubber king?


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 4:31 pm
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What tyres for a MILF?

if shes a bit rough it'll start as a "fat albert" and end with a "little albert" 😉

Play with fire and you get burned.

or become a pyromaniac 😀


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:09 pm
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i sent her a message today, telling her the reasons too.
so hopefully i will hear no more from her.
it made me feel all dirty and uncomfortable talking to her..... 😳


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:26 pm
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*worries about facebook chat with ton* 😯

8)


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:28 pm
 ton
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he was deleted from my friends list within 1 hour of him sending me a request............cant figure why........... 8)


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:30 pm
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Crossed wires Ton...FB = facebook!!! 😆


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:34 pm
 ton
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😆 😆 doh


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:36 pm
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*chuckles*

8)


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:37 pm
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t made me feel all dirty and uncomfortable

awww and I thought it would be meeting me today that made you feel like that 😀


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:39 pm
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mate, that made me feel all warm and cuddly........... 😆


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:42 pm
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ton- you know you want to come and play this weekend....beer and bikes....how can you say no?!


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 5:49 pm
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Ton , are we getting pics of the VPP or VPL?

rofl,grahamS.


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 8:23 pm
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Tony, you deleted me as a FB friend you hard hearted person you 🙁

much weeping and gnashing of teeth


 
Posted : 14/04/2010 11:21 pm