[Closed] eventful lunchbreak! bleeding man content

Good on you, far to many people would walk past people in need.

My lunch thought about having a haircut, then decided pork and pickle pies were more appealing!

I had a fish finger sandwich and dropped my Fiesta off for it's MOT and a service....about it really.

My BBQ chicken wrap had a surprising amount of cress in it. That's my eventful highlight of today's lunch. Yours is way better...

Haven't really got out of bed yet

Still not dressed...been finishing a report since 8am though. Now to crack on with another...yawn...

hope guy is okay. Amazing how many people just walk on. I could never.

Tried Walkers' MAX Cheese Burger crisps. Tasted like a cheese burger which was surprising!

Well I was all set to have some mackerel and a lovely healthy salad but at the last minute I went for butter bean soup and 2 crumpets.

Live life on the edge me.

Bringing it back round to bikes, just picked up a pair of Medusa's from the LBS and got a nice discount for them remembering my name, sweet!

i did discover that boots do packets of nandos crisps as part of their lunch deals, and i was planning on getting a haircut... but the events that unfolded are a sure sign i should grow a massive quif to keep dezB happy.

I had the strangest boner but it's gone for now.

I am off to go and get a bank card to replace the one my daughter has hidden. At 18months sadly she doesn't understand that it is important or be able to tell me where she has put it. I did check the bass speaker where she put my mobile last time (through the big hole in the front which is like a lobster pot so resulted in an a hour to cut it all open from the back to get it out).

Bless her little cotton socks...

I'm just sat in my lounge listening to the cat being sick. I might take my wife's (ridden twice, ever) bike to the market to buy some fruit to get me though the next 7 days at work.

TimP - She doesn't have one of these does she?

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My bank card went missing, after I received a replacement I noticed my old one sticking out of the card reader on my daughters

Like you said: bless her little cotton socks 🙂

Had a wrap, magazine I bought this morning is shit, having bitch fight with myself about cake. It's just started to rain.

*sigh*

Tomorrow, I'm heading out into the city's dull grey streets. I'll find someone who needs help and I'll help them whilst bulging my muscles. Anything beats BBQ chicken wraps with too much cress...

Homemade egg mayo sarny, bunch of grapes and a game of pool. Pretty standard really.

binners daughter thinks the zenith of her career expectations will be working as a checkout girl.

Still, she'll be doing better than her dad just colouring in. 🙂

Its a good point, well put DD. But I was hoping she was leaning more towards credit card fraud. Possibly on a massive international scale. To keep me in Werthers Originals and Capstan Full Strangth 🙂

I tripped up an old man in Reading town centre.

Was good.

😆

[url= http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/reviews/871540-superheroes-of-suburbia-was-touching-and-hilarious ]Phil of Consequence makes the News!![/url]

Read STW. Got mentioned <- Eventful 🙂

Maybe I should find a pic of my massive quiff from the 80s to give you a target..

I went for a run. Twas good. As is the leftover pasta from last nights tea which I'm currently eating.

We don't eat pasta DirtyG. -10 points.

Phil - have you bought a cape?

New strict diet, 2nd day in, grumpy as hell!

Good work philconsequence!

Inspired by this story I just went out, saw a seagull with an evil look in its eye and gave said bird a stern talking to. Who's the hero now?

The last time I stopped to help an old chap in very similar circumstances (trip, bang, blood), he sadly died 2 days later 🙁

He'd managed to get out of the "secure" old folks home he lived in, and make a break for it. In fairness the staff weren't far behind, but the damage had been done by then 🙁

It was quite odd as I'd stopped to help another old fella who'd done exactly the same thing about a week previously and it couldn't have been more different - he just sat there very calmly with blood everywhere, saying there was no need to fuss and just to take him home for a cup of tea! 🙂

Well done for not walking by Phil, here's a special lolcat just for you.

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the broad st mall security has a nice knitted red blanket that would've doubled up nicely as a cape 8)

i felt like a growd up when the paramedic asked me to fill out his assessment form thing for him 😳

I had a fish finger sandwich

But it was post exercise TSY, so that's allowed (as is the yoghurt i'm now eating) 😛

lost bitch fight about cake. I should've had yoghurt.

Feels bad now

I just had a toasted muffin with two fried eggs, one semi rigid and one flaccid, and some reduced salt and sugar beanz. I thought about Phil's heroics and had a strange boner again.

D you need to work on that boner

I've been pretty smart and, George Lucas style, registered the commercial rights for SuperPhil, including the action figure which I'm presently designing. Hmm..... where to look for inspiration........

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D you need to work on that boner

You're withdrawing your offer to work on it then JY? 🙁

Still shaving for "bets"? 😛

Don't feel bad emsz, just go for a run later to burn it off. I had chocolate mid morning so my run at lunch = calorie neutral...until the biscuits hijack me tonight 😀

Just drink Diet Coke with the biscuits. I've been reliably informed that if you do, none of the calories are absorbed into the body. Apparently they disappear completely

[i]Junkyard - Member
D you need to work on that boner[/i]

+1

I went home for lunch which was roast beef sandwiches. However the wife had only buttered one slice of bread, not both. She claims this is normal to do. I don't agree, I think both slices should be buttered.

Tomorrow I have been invited to the local primary school for a 'vegetable taster day'. There jolly well better be chips.

Only buttering one slice? What twisted evil is this?

I'd suggest that is reason enough to get your marriage annulled 😉

Yes, it's just illogical. Bread either requires butter, or it doesn't. I have sent an email to Relate asking that they have a word with her in the first instance. I'm a big believer in giving people a second chance.

I only butter one slice of a bread in a sandwich. Is your wife fit TGA?

😀

Yes. But fiesty too. Needs handling carefully.

I bought two "thank you" cards and posted both, then munched on a Pret Chicken Ceasar Salad and Full fat Cappo', I'm presently supping tea amd pondering the depth of Humanity.

I see your old man with cut head, phil, and raise you one excitable chap without trousers who believes that a very large hen is going to predict the lottery numbers by ruffling it's plumage for him.

I used to be a buttering one slice only guy, till I tried both and saw the light.

My lunch was eventful in that I used a new piri piri sauce on my chicken wrap which resulted in me eating what felt like lava. I can handle spicy food pretty freaking well but this was ridiculous. Mouth was on fire for 30 minutes afterwards. Will add a teeny bit less tomorrow.

i've got old man blood on my smart jeans b'mitch, aint no psychic chicken going to beat that dagnabbit!

*struggles to hear dubstep fm podcast over schizophrenic trying to start a fight with his own voices next door*

You'll be sorry when them numbers come up phil - PLUMAGE PLUMAGE PLUMAGE !!!

I had a Lebanese mezze lunch with an Egyptian called Mohammed who had a massive black beard, bigger than Ed Oxley's. Mohammed kindly gave me a CD with quotations from the Koran, which I do intend to play one day out of interest.