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Australia winning the not wanting to get involved in the Russia thing votes...


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:00 pm
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Yep the anti Russian thing is getting a bit too obvious!


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:03 pm
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Where is Moldova? And how can i get there?


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:04 pm
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Anyone else wishing Graham had his ejector chair for the judges?!


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:04 pm
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Why are Australia in this?


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:05 pm
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^^ who cares, she's fit.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:06 pm
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C'mon! Czech, Spain and Armenia!


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:11 pm
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Belgium's compere used to be the Mayor of Lazytown.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:13 pm
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@theother - they paid, like everyone else. Eurovision is massively popular in Australia and we know they'd put on the campest show if they did win

@Pook Malta have the junior Eurovison hence the comment, enjoyed the video


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:15 pm
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Check out the hands on Lithuania!


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:16 pm
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Ukrainian judges ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:19 pm
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"IF THERE'S ROOM IN THE HEART THERE'S ROOM IN THE BUTT"

says oober hot swedish judge.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:24 pm
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Did she really say "If there's room in the heart there's room in the butt ๐Ÿ˜ฏ "

Is that a Swedish saying? If you really like someone then show them by taking them to Centerparcs (another great European tradition)


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:25 pm
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I recon Japans got it you know..........


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:26 pm
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South Korean actually.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:27 pm
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Oooh, oooh!

Aussie Bjork lookalike "what did you do 5 minutes before going on stage"

I saw Bjork in the Sugarcubes at Newcastle Uni (might have been poly, can't remember) in about 1988. She was late on stage but apologised and explained: "sorry I'm late, I was shitting"

I was desperate for a similar answer just then.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:28 pm
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Posted : 14/05/2016 11:31 pm
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poland = comeback kings


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:34 pm
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amazing


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:37 pm
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UKRAINE!!!!!!!!!!!
Screw you Australia!


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:37 pm
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politics, eh.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:38 pm
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that format for voting is staying then


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:39 pm
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D'oh! The jolly Spanish song did not win and the swimsuit from Armenia did not gain any point either! Damn!


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:40 pm
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Polonium tea anybody?


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:41 pm
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I won the house sweepstake! (no. 1 daughter is gutted 8) )


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:41 pm
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Can't begrudge Ukraine (she's in tears) but Austrlian song was miles better


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:42 pm
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It'll be kicking off in Russia, Putin will not be happy.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:42 pm
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@tthew a life lesson for her then, youth and looks aren't everything


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:43 pm
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Ya, Ukraine you are at war but do you have to sing about it?


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:44 pm
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This bette be worth it,I've just tuned in...


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:44 pm
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I like that.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:45 pm
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Quite a grower I think. Not a bad result, as far as Eurovision music goes.

@tthew a life lesson for her then, youth and looks aren't everything
That's not a lesson I need to learn. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:45 pm
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This bette be worth it,I've just tuned in...

Very good but at least it's not the Russian Pron star that won.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:45 pm
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Well, she's got one hell of a pair of lungs that's for sure & it's plain to see it actually means something to her..

Chapeau..

Ya, Ukraine you are at war but do you have to sing about it?

Why shouldnt she?..


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:50 pm
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Yep. Was also the least europop so great


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:54 pm
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So, jury gave it to Australia by a country mile. Public give it to Russia. And yet Ukraine wins it. Not sure this system works.


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:54 pm
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New system of presenting the voting FTW. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 14/05/2016 11:57 pm
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Late back from a ride out so missed most of it.

Shit in grip of the shoe of humanity.


 
Posted : 15/05/2016 12:12 am
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[quote=MoseyMTB ]So, jury gave it to Australia by a country mile. Public give it to Russia. And yet Ukraine wins it. Not sure this system works.

Both the public and the juries had Ukraine in 2nd. Russia was 5th with the juries, Australia 4th with the public. Seems about the right result to me - if not, do you think the juries' choice or the public choice should win?


 
Posted : 15/05/2016 12:18 am
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So, jury gave it to Australia by a country mile. Public give it to Russia. And yet Ukraine wins it. Not sure this system works.

A bit like sailing or golf, comsistency wins it

French TV have a special on the early days just had Petula Clarke and Puppett on a String ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 15/05/2016 12:19 am
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Ya, Ukraine you are at war but do you have to sing about it?

Why shouldnt she?..

Just thought she should be singing some abstract stuff, like three legged car or something, coz everyone knows the whole world is at war.


 
Posted : 15/05/2016 1:20 am
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Puppet on a String was Sandie Shaw.

Petula Clark was rumoured to be doing Eurovision in 2013 but the star name turned out to be Bonnie Tyler.

(not sure if you were Euro-trolling there)

Incidentally, Cliff has done Eurovision twice, hence anyone associated with the contest is shortly in danger of being outed by JHJ. Do your own research though. Makes you think.


 
Posted : 15/05/2016 7:00 am
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Jonathan King wrote 'ooh, ah, just a little bit ' for Gina G. I think I can see a pattern forming. We'll be on the steps of Elm house before lunchtime!


 
Posted : 15/05/2016 8:02 am
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Public for me. Simple as that.


 
Posted : 15/05/2016 8:03 am
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I lost interest, even though for the as long as I remember I've been a bit of a fan of the circus.

A few things still annoy me about it all:
1) Singers representing their country should sing in native tongue (and I'd like it if they wore their national dress too)
2) Any Woman that starts wailing like an un-controllable banshie, should have the microphone turned off.
3) The vote should be 80% Public (mobiles FOC), 10% Judges & 10% Graham Norton.
4) The last place entry after the vote should host the event for the following year.
5) The crowd should be handed VuVuZellas, and if the contestant is rubbish then the crowd should react by hooting like Owls.

Sweden should have won.


 
Posted : 15/05/2016 8:14 am
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