Euphemism of the day

That isn't a euphemism, especially not in the context of that thread.

"Euphemism - noun: The substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant"

It isn't even a dysphemism, which is what half the things people think are euphemisms actually are...

Give Drac his sponge back.

Potential entries in Roger's Profanisaurus?

My fave from Rogers was always "feeding the ducks"

From my big bike ride
" two kittens stole my cheese"

Edit:  I took the OP to mean " things that sound like they should be euphemisms

dropping the kids off at the pool

My personal fave from Rogers is ‘roughing up the prime suspect’

“Two badly parked Volkswagens”

Give Drac his sponge back.

Is that a euphemism? 😉

From the Profanisaurus:

"They left her looking like a plasterer's radio".

Hand to gland combat

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Like a bag of slippers falling out of the loft

Like 10 lbs of spuds in a 5 lb bag