That isn't a euphemism, especially not in the context of that thread.
"Euphemism - noun: The substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant"
It isn't even a dysphemism, which is what half the things people think are euphemisms actually are...
Give Drac his sponge back.
Potential entries in Roger's Profanisaurus?
My fave from Rogers was always "feeding the ducks"
From my big bike ride
" two kittens stole my cheese"
Edit: I took the OP to mean " things that sound like they should be euphemisms
dropping the kids off at the pool
My personal fave from Rogers is ‘roughing up the prime suspect’
“Two badly parked Volkswagens”
Like a bag of slippers falling out of the loft
Like 10 lbs of spuds in a 5 lb bag