And I don't know her?!
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Ahh, I like that fluffy bunny.
Anyhow her name is Lorraine Pascale and she moved away when she was 11, is a good few years older than me so I don't feel quite so bad that I was unaware of a top model and chef living just round the corner.
That's not a pancake it is a dropped scone.
Is she fit like?
BBC2 now.
The Southern Yeti - Member
BBC2 now.
Damn, I have to go and pick my daughter up from Guides now.
I think you will find that it is a pikelet.
Nah....goppin'.
Nah....goppin'.
Not
She's gorgeous!
... and good a cooking. Which is why I'm glad there is a couple of good reasons that I don't know her.
No Hels Pikelets have holes in
IMHO that's a scotch pancake.
she's yummier than a yummy cake. age is irrelevant in such cases yeti.
Struth she'll be dead soon if she keeps eating all that fat
+1 for scotch pancake
More than willing to ignore her age iDave, tbh I thought she was my age which is why I was thinking... 'I should bloody know her, a woman like that would stick out like a sore thumb here'... but she scarepered before I got a chance to get my grubby hands on her buns.
Her buns or scotch pancakes?
before I got a chance to get my grubby hands on her buns.
Meanwhile, North of the border, an Englishman called Jeremy was beginning to seethe with incandescent rage. He approached his keyboard, ready to strike......
... she's a baker! Jeez.
*wonders off to the C&B thread*
Baking? She just heats things up. Fit though.
Just for TJ, as we know he's fond of carbohydrates
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iDave... she's a pretty good advert for them. Healthy, intelligent, talented etc
Mmm...chocolate.
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ah right , her.........never heard of her
Look at the big mouth. 😆
p/s: saw her on telly just now which I thought I saw David Coulthard jaws ...
Boba - me neither... I guess that was the point of this pointless thread.
Sexist bastards the lot of you.
Possibly racist undertones here too.
TBH neither of those pictures do her justice!
She is almost perfect as a woman IMO:
1. Pretty
2. Well travelled
3. Can cook to a high standard
4. Has a sense of humour
5. Confident
6. Likes Cakes
If I knew she liked good beer & didn't mind a bit of a bloater that farted a lot then I'm filing for divorce 😉
She was on R4 one morning last week, interesting girl, and hot hot hot too.
DD - how's Molly?
Very tasty, and i'm not talking about the food.
She's great thanks iDave. Struggling to get her used to the lead at the moment. Bizarrely, off the lead she's brilliant (mrs deadly still in slightly overprotective mode - so it's leads all the time). Tried an extendable one at the weekend. Seems much better. She is still unfeasibly cute.
How's the Spud-meister?
Cool! Spud got so excited and hyper when he saw the lead earlier he pissed in the lounge. I'm not happy.
But other than enjoying his walks a bit TOO much, he's grand.
She could feed me crumpet anytime. Apparently she used to be a Skoda mechanic... that was after her stint as a New York model. Lovely.
i take issue with 'cooks to a high standard'
that was a piss poor loaf of bread - she's a fraud
OMG - I've got a skoda! She grew up in where I grew up. She can bake, she's intelligent, confident and all that other stuff that's pretty good about women too. Where can I get one?
Which Skoda you got TSY? A labia?
The telly.
Or stalking...
My stalking schedule's pretty packed at the moment. Ther's mitch and tazzy, I promised Nutt I'd stalk sisterofnutt if I got any spare time.
I don't think she even lives round here anymore, what with Kate Moss and Annika Rice living in the next town over I'm running out of days... she might just have to wait.
petefromearth - Memberi take issue with 'cooks to a high standard'
that was a piss poor loaf of bread - she's a fraud
No that was slight twist a war time recipe IIRC
[i]Doris Grant loaf
This ‘no-need-to-knead bread’ was adapted from a 1940s recipe by healthy-eating evangelist Doris Grant, who believed white flour – and its lack of nutrients – was the enemy. Making bread one day, Doris forgot to knead it. On tasting the loaf, she discovered it had a fair taste and decided never again to bother kneading her bread. The resulting loaf is heavy, but quicker to make than other types of bread.[/i]
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have watched the entire program without her :p Then again some of the in-between baking bits are so contrived they make my skin crawl. I also like how she held up that little tart and proudly proclaimed it took under an hour - I should f***ing hope so!
TSY, feel free to sub out any stalking this direction, but no hairy arses. HTH
iDave - I'm supposed to be following Annika around Waitrose later?
If you do a good job I'll put you onto a higher profile stalkee... one day I might even let you follow Sandi Toksvig around Slimbridge Wildfowl & Wetlands Centre.
Nice, but definitely not knocking Nigella off the top spot for me.
Plus Nigella's cakes look nicer....
where's TJ telling everyone off? all this objectifying (i appreciate her looks) and stereotyping (she's in a kitchen) of women is enough to make a man flounce i tell thee!
Phil - You wanna borrow my flouncing music?
no 🙄
i flounceth not! for to flounce is the mark of a lesser man (except b'mitch as he was man enough to come back and admit to the flouncing)
Well if you've seen Incpetion (it's rubbish btw)... should you start to hear 'I've had the time of my Life' By Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes faintly in the background, you know what's going to happen. Ok?
Where is our very own Milly Tant this morning? This thread would be right up his bugle surely?
TJ will be along in a minute to tell you that you're objectifying women, cup-cakes, and rabbits with scones.
uncle jeremy? where are you? we've been naughty and need to know how to think... 😆
I've not been naughty. I'm a good boy. 0:)
I have heard that the most regularly seen "celebrity" around here is Susan Boyle.
Fancy coming up here and stalking her?
[Insert joke with probably misogynistic undertones about why stalking the Dreamy Dreamer is too easy]