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i had one a bit like that but we used to sell our selves for the stuff
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I've never had a girlfriend but when I get one I'm going to dump her so bad it'll put all of you to shame.
Even Kit.
"i had one a bit like that but we used to sell our selves for the stuff"
This thread will be on the lunchtime news by tomorrow!
I couldn't possibly tell you. It makes my alter-ego look like a completley heartless b'stard...
Brave words fella.The Southern Yeti - MemberI've never had a girlfriend but when I get one I'm going to dump her so bad it'll put all of you to shame.
Even Kit
Why?
Sammie-Louise x
The Southern Yeti - Member
I've never had a girlfriend but when I get one I'm going to dump her so bad it'll put all of you to shame.
give me £250 and you can go out with me for the day and then dump me 🙂
I don't think you're actually a girl though. Plus, if I'm going to drink from that challice I want it to be with emsz.
Emsz - e-mail in profile x x
been seperately dumped through...
-facebook
-email
-text
hopefully not G+ next!
Hans - go out with me and I'll dump you publicly on here if you like?
I could even post a video of our night together?
Back in the days before mobile phones, a mate at Uni went to the phone box to dump his girlfriend of 5 years back home for a new girl (now his Wife). He explained the situation (apart form the new bird bit), its him not her, its not an easy decision, things not working out etc etc. Then he finished off with, "got to go, my 10p is running out".
Still called `Ten Pence' Thomas to this day.
Brave words fella.
Why?
No comment.
Anyhew, you'll find "the right one" TSY. Man or woman.
southern yeti? Did you study product, furniture or graphic design? Fine art? If you did, by my experience you are a nutterbutter and windowlicker by trade and I'd run a mile. Girls who studied at Psalter Lane, Sheff and/or Design Academy, Eindhoven are properly bonkers.
I'm now seeing a finnish engineer (straight talking, no BS). Happy days
Come on Kit... it might be cathartic.
On a serious note I've always found that the nicest and most mature way to split up with someone is to act like a fin de cloche with increasing temerity until they realise I'm not the one.
Sheff...as in Sheffield... this could be your lucky day.
I've never done a dodgy dump. However, friend at uni was going out with a girl for a while but not getting anywhere in baseball so he decided to dump her. He knocks at her door and when she invites him he says "I'm afraid I'm not coming in because you're dumped!" promptly walking off. He's the type of guy who can't really afford to be too fussy though so quite a surprising action on his part....
Craigxxl - your story put a smile to my face, you're very trusting!
I managed to put my ex gf into therapy when I dumped her. Not proud of it, though.
If I got hold of you'd you'd have to call the firemen in to release you from the sex swing and manacles 8)
I dumped my ex and the first that she knew about it was when she returned from Christmas break and found me with another girl in a club. Oops. The girl in the club is mrshora 😀
A previous ex dumped me and I asked if she could drop me off at the local Student club. She agreed then popped in later (changed her mind) to find me getting off with my sisters best friend after I'd given her a sob-story) 😆
I broke up with my long term girlfriend during a holiday in Centre Parcs in the lake District. (yes, that is how to have a crap holiday in the Lakes - Centre Parcs, not with my ex).
Anyway, I just couldn't bare to be in our relationship any more so I ended it in the chalet.
Biggest issue was the 7 hour car drive back to Cardiff. Talk about uncomfortable. All my mates took the piss out of me for not waiting until we were back home. (to be fair to them it was after the dust had settled and the tears had dried up).
I don't know which is worse. Dumping or being dumped.
I want to end it with the girl I'm seeing at the moment but I'm too much of a coward - especially after doing the face to face thing 2 years ago with my ex. It damn near ruined me.
I'm thinking that being a crap boyf and letting her dump me is the best compromise!
I dumped a girlfirend after exactly a year cos I thought I ought to be "living the life" a bit.
I did for 2 weeks, then went crawling back to her cos I missed her too much. It took a while but she took me back.
We got married 4 years later.
That was 10 years ago 🙂
all lived happily ever after.
(except for the little itchy bug I picked up in those 2 weeks...)
A mate was going to Spain with his girlfriend for a fortnight. As the plane was taking off she burst into tears and told him she'd got back with her ex a couple of days before 😯 Apparently it was a long two weeks. 😆
Ouch, but I'd see that as an opportunity to woo her/bang her rotten then dump her at the airport arrivals back in the UK 😉
"got to go, my 10p is running out".
****in LOL! Genius... absolute genius.
Sammie-L, I'm a one girl at a time sort of chick I'm afraid...
Yeti, as I think I may have mentioned before, the chances of you ****ing me are about as likely as you becoming a moderator of this dump.
Deadly, I know blokes are weird, but your own sisters knickers..? Really?
feel i have to add this. The girl that works for me is due to give birth in two weeks on Monday her boyfriend told her he doesn't want to be with her anymore and asked her to leave she went to her mums who never let her in and she is now staying at her grans
Hora you are/were a slag! Very mean.
Gman, if the baby is his he will regret that decision til the day he dies I spect, nasty twonk.
Emma82 I know. We stop moving when we are dead and no one awards lifetime sexual moral awards in the retirement home.
Nowadays **** who you want but keep it strictly under the counter 😀
Let me guess, hora - you're single...
(and no, that's not an offer!)
Rachel
Why hello! Pics, how good are you, when were you last serviced? Lubed after every ride? Email in profile.
Joke! No I'm not single but I bet your lovely (most people that I've met in person from stw are) 😀
Lol, in other words if it stops still long enough, you'll do it 😀
On this subject I don't want to come across as boorish. I'm in this territory now. On my comment 'most' funnily the people I didn't get on with on the forum I've actually liked in person, others are gems. Pook is actually a top bloke as podge etc will agree. He deserves some sort of award.
She said I'll call you when I get back from Argentina, I'm still waiting. 😆
Boorish? About having sex with everything or meeting people? I never really know what boorish means?
The way I'm coming across on topic.
Get me in the pub over a pint and I will shock and make you laugh in equal measure. (-m not always proud or pleased with myself)
That's true of most people on here - people are mice nicer in reality!!
One of those people who you laugh out loud at then the conscience kicks in an you go 'ohhhhh that's bad' . Bless, I think everyone is a bit like that after a pint. Your just being honest, not boorish. Nothing wrong with that.
Well Hora, you have made me smile, tales of the sort of things many of us did in our youth. Looking back they were funny but some things do hurt at the time I'm sure.
My worst one, which I'll admit I have done a few times is pulling the patented "Spen Escape", over reacting over the slightest thing to provoke a response and then exclaiming "Right, I'm sick of this, I'm out of here, we're done".
But that's when I was younger and I am not proud.
Hora
Does this thread signal the return of your inimitable self on a more regular basis. I've quite missed your often bizarre postings to brighten things up 😉
Woody - MemberHora
Does this thread signal the return of your inimitable self on a more regular basis. I've quite missed your often bizarre postings to brighten things up
Indeed
Rick Stein in Spain ROCKS!
Lol
split from my first wife not long after moving to leeds (she was going to join me)and instead of going home one friday night as normal i called her to say that i had got a ticket to see leeds v arsenal so wouldn't be back until next week.
She said that if i didn't come home that weekend don't bother coming home ever again.
Worst thing was we drew 1 - 1. Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank equalised late on to spoil my weekend!
oh and i never spoke to her again, and eventually got divorced. Got loads of biking done though!
Around 6 weeks after we were married, MrsMM V1.0 turned around and suggested 'we'd' made a mistake.
Spent 12 months trying to make it work, ended in amicable divorce, hurt like hell at the time...
Took me 12 months to get my head outta my arse then, first night out when I felt 'back to normal', not even looking for a 'meaningful overnight relationship' and I meet the lady who became the current MrsMM... 🙂
My Ex was going to Goa with her sister, She was so disorganised I had to to some very fast driving to get her to the station in time for her train. I told her on the platform that we wouldn't be seeing each other when she got back. I stood and watched her train leave, she was in tears.
Right decision
There is no good way or good time.
Still not a great experience.
This thread makes me happy for some of the mistakes I've made.
Done the text thing, done the email thing, done the tell her mates thing.
Worst one still has to be telling an ex (who's now married and babied) who was a 100% strict 'no sex before marriage' after 2 years that I was 'sick of this and its going nowhere' and that we were done...in the middle of writing up her PhD...and her first serious relation ship...and after being a support for the whole of her research...Then promptly hooked up with her best mate a week later....who I'm still with 7 years later....ouch.
Not proud of that.
I think you deserve some sort of medal for 'lasting' 2 years 😯