MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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it's ballet time!!!
No, its Peanut Butter Jelly time.....
😉
Ballet? WTF? I would never have anyone down as a ballet person that lurks around this place!
Who, or what, is an 'emsz'?
And why are so many non emz replying to this PM? 😉
Well, Emsz doesn't seem to want to reply so someone has too 🙂 You've been quiet Sharki in a 'you don't seem to be stalking me' kinda way lately!!!??? 🙁 ? You haven't been balleting have you?
TSY - not sure what an Emsz is, I get confused sometimes cos people call me Emsz too :-s
Who, or what, is an 'emsz'?
lol, like you don't know!
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Going to have to record it this week...
Been a most excellent series though. Good on beeb 4
You've been quiet Sharki in a 'you don't seem to be stalking me' kinda way lately!!!???
Does this mean there is a vacancy?
Kit, old bean, not quite sure I understand you?
Sorry Emma didn't want to tread on the hairy shoes of Yeti.
As much as i like to dress up in tight crotch hugging leggin's, my days as a dancer are now no more since that dreadful erectile disfunction took hold.
Always a vacancy on the stalker front, I like to have three or four lined up at a time just in case I get lonely.
Sorry to hear about the 'dysfunction' that ruined your career 🙁 You should get one of those boxes to put it in, no-one would notice the problem then 😀
I can do Tuesday evenings and the graveyard shift on a Sunday...
blimey - you stop guarding the internet for a moment to make a hot chocolate and a thread goes mad!! 🙂
It was less of a page and more of a general call - there was a thread the other week about the English National Ballet - they have a programme of BBC4 right now - even I got hooked...
Rachel
Sorry to hear about the 'dysfunction' that ruined your career You should get one of those boxes to put it in
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will somebody please think of the boxes!?!?!
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those boxes are weirdly cute
I think they look sad 🙁 Maybe they need a stalker...
OMG they are Rachel - more cute than that stupid baby hekilopter Elf keeps shoving in my face.
TSY graveyard shift available. Position yourself outside the bins on opposite side of road for bathroom window view. 🙂 They have a wall you can hide behind too if you are worried about exposure .....
I'd end up looking like a package from Chainreaction. 😕
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I'm a stalker not a flasher! Jeez, the assumptions some people make!
Silk is on....miss dormer *swoons*
I think you're stuck with the helicopter, emma, sorry.
Still, there's worse things to be remembered for!
Rachel
What than having a distinct dislike of choppers that men usually have no control over? Lol. Suppose.
God, what is wrong with me tonight.... I'm supposed to be writing up three weeks worth of notes and so far all I've done is create crappy innuendos, flirt and talk rubbish 🙁 I blame the open university 🙂
I'm not emsz, but thanks for the reminder. I enjoy this style of documentary.
oo - who have you been flirting with???
Lol, no one on here! Im in the dog house with other half so got to keep something going to amuse me 🙂
lol - I'd be happy to be in the dog house at the moment!!
?? Why's that? So you can watch ballet in peace!
I am in the dog house, there's a surprisingly good view into the kitchen from here. Turn around...
I'm in bed at the moment, your outside the wrong house again you muppet.
no - as in I'm very, very single at the moment and not enjoying it so much any more. Even being in the dog house would be preferable.
Rachel
oh emma - you'll only get his imagination into overload... 🙂
*climbs tree*
told you...
You're in bed and messaging me! 😯
What is it with you and men with broken choppers?
awww (((((hugs)))))
Do you want to borrow my stalker? He's quite hairy and not very good at climbing trees....
Edit: Bed is my STUDY space.
oh - I'm waaaay too high maintenance for TSY...
eh? As long as you've got a tree with big branches outside your place we'll get on perfectly!
You know you want it, Emma....
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You KNOW you do. Give in to your inner desires...
No trees, I'm afraid - jus the river Great Ouse...
(hoping that's not quite enough info...)
Rachel
And where did you find that knitted helicopter???
*puts kayak on shoulder*
*checks window bolts*
Run Rachel Run, Run Run Run!!!!
Elfin - really!!!!!! That blinking hekilopter!!
You love it really...
Bet you're wearing your special PJs just for elfin:
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I will wear my special hekilopter pants speshly for you, Emma:
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Why have you nicked Ted's undies, Elfin?
I take it that's not you modelling, Elfin??
I was going to say.... perhaps I could be converted after all. Look at the chopper on those pants!
I still think I'd be a little concerned if I was with a guy and he had helicopters on his boxers..
Yeah but look at the bit above *swoon*
good point, well made... 🙂
Doesn't look like he'd be much cop on a bike.
Anyway... stop objectifying men!
We're not objectifying men - just that one...
Rachel
he'd probably be no good at climbing trees, either!!
He must do something pretty energetic to look like that in his pants. It's not objectifying, it's admiring, don't come all sensitive now, we've come this far!!
He must do something pretty energetic to look like that in his pants
Like making himself sick? Honestly the media is making it so hard to be a man these days! 😐
I believe my work here is done. 🙂
Whatever he does do, it's not biking/climbing - no way you can keep skin that perfect - no marks at all???
Oh - and a perfect tan? Hours inside in the gym and a sunbed I think!!
Someone more adventurous and risky for me...
EDIT - (says me, with a weird crush on Graham Bell...)
Rachel
Oh cripes alright calm down 🙁 I like men who eat pies to as well 🙂
no marks at all???
Air-brushing? Christ alive... do you women believe everything you see??! 8)
Yes - I am aware of the existence of Photoshop. 🙂
Still - I think what I was saying holds true - being too "perfect" isn't necessarily a good thing - a guy needs "history"...
Rachel
Morning my loves, I was at Elbow last night in Brum, it was ****ing ace, played mirrorball, (was lovely) NIA is a nightmare to get to though. Now I've got to go to work, knackered.
Nice pants, elfin.
How many times did you have to go around the block to get to the NIA, emsz? It's a nightmare, isn't it??
It sounds like you will have to catch up on iPlayer...
Rachel
Rach,
Train and taxi 😀
IPlayer can wait. Bath and early night, I'm shagged
Lucky you!