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On Saturday I did something very naughty, illegal actually, in public, that I really shouldn't do. Something I've not done for a couple of years.
And you know what, it was brilliant. Ohhhhhhhh it was sooooooooooooo good. It's out of my system now, so I'll refrain for a while, and just be happy I got away with it.........

Ahhhhhhhhhhh 🙂


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:38 pm
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Alfresco urination?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:40 pm
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Nahh. I do that all the time. Twice today already, there's no loo here.


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:41 pm
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public danger w@nk?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:42 pm
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Bummed an octopus?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:43 pm
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posted a letter with the stamp upside down?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:43 pm
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You don't live in Tottenham do you?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:43 pm
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Riding extremely fast on a motorbike is my guess.

That or splitting a hamster.


 
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You don't live in Tottenham do you?

Nowhere near.


 
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dogging?


 
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If you were the young couple having quickie in Cathedral Green, Exeter on Saturday, NO you didn't get away with it.

You were definately seen!


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:44 pm
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Riding extremely fast on a motorbike is my guess.

😳


 
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That or splitting a hamster.

Does that have the same effect as splitting an atom?


 
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Posted : 08/08/2011 12:47 pm
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Posted : 08/08/2011 12:50 pm
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RLJ ?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:51 pm
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Is Morris Dancing illegal? I can see why it [i]should[/i] be, but, still.....


 
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Why would you want to/how do you split a hamster?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:52 pm
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RLJ ?

On a push bike, that's common. With an engine, only by accident!


 
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Posted : 08/08/2011 12:53 pm
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In case you missed it, and my 😳 Yossarian found me out a few posts back....


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 12:54 pm
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Splitting hamsters is very wrong you know.


 
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[img] [/img]


 
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A dirty great big wheelie 😆


 
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you know the old saying 'with gaffa tape and wd40 you can fix anything' well if the hamster is at risk of splitting then wrap it in gaffa tape and lube it up with wd40.

I AM NOT A VET.


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 1:01 pm
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How fast then?


 
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Not that fast in the grand scheme of things, but enough for a lengthy automatic ban I would think. I think there was another 10-15mph to go given the space. I pick my time and place, i.e. empty road!


 
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must have been the day for it...
I went the wrong way round a roundabout to avoid a £25 penalty for taking a hire car back late. the roundabout wasn't empty either.
it felt good.


 
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Posted : 08/08/2011 1:16 pm
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I think I've driven on that road! 😉


 
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Sorry, my picture attaching went a bit mental for a bit. 🙂


 
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Bummed an octopus?

made my day, cheers!


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 2:02 pm
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If you did that you'd be squids in.


 
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Ignore this..


 
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Ignore this..

Ignore what?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 2:18 pm
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Must have been the day for it, I was doing the same illegal activity!


 
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Bummed an octopus?

made my day, cheers!

It's nice he found a way to cheer you up.

I had an inkling...


 
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you can't have an inkling from bumming an octopus...
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wrong hole..

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IGMC


 
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you can't have an inkling from bumming an octopus...
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wrong hole..

HaHa! Sucker!


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 4:00 pm
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Did you have permission from the owner ?


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 4:06 pm
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Did you have permission from the owner ?

He most certainly didn't!


 
Posted : 08/08/2011 4:14 pm
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Oops. Pwned! 🙂


 
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