[Closed] Do you get really bad wind at work?

I was threatened with the conduct code where i used to work ! Was told if i needed to do it i should (quote ) " go to the purpose built room " .Which was apparently the yard outside !!!!

Some days I wish I could nip out and buy a respirator.
God knows what some of my colleagues eat but its totally rank - it can start at 7 in the morning and last all day!

I work on my own at home.

I catch myself out on Skype calls every now and again though. It's alright if there's multiple people on the call though.

I fart badly if I drink instant coffee, so I try and steer clear of it. Decent espresso is so much nicer anyway.

Farting during work is really out of the question for me. I'm a teacher. Sometimes I dream of a job where I could let rip at will... 🙁

poor Will.

Farting is part of the requirement where I work the louder and smellier the better 😀

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if the most senior solicitor here one day just eased up onto one cheek and let a big ol' fart go... - the junior solicitors would have to follow suit - the whole office would go farting mad - it would be hilarious

SIS PSP seems to give me particularly vivid windypops....I just let one off and then spray GT85 around to cover the wiff if I'm in the shop, if I'm out working on my bike, it's jet propulsion.

That's one of the up sides of working for myself - fart at leisure!

Why don't you sent the precedent and let rip yourself?

Come and work with my bunch... It's like a competition and highly amusing!

No I don't.

Kuco - Member
Farting is part of the requirement where I work the louder and smellier the better

sunday wobbler - Member
Come and work with my bunch... It's like a competition and highly amusing!

Do I know you two? Sounds like my crew 😉

Engineering environment? Trouser tomfoolery is de rigueur here. 😀

Yes it is also required at my work, normally in the (full) tea room or the van with locked windows.

I work in a police station and I fart whenever I feel like it.

Unless they're bad ones in which case I do them by the Inspector's office.

Strangely enough I do work in an engineering environment. Remember as an apprentice, one of my mentors dropped a large one while we were in a van and it was about minus 2 outside. I had to stop the van get and try to inhale some fresh air!! It burnt my eyes and I'm sure you could *see* it leaving the van.

Will remember that for a very long time.

I'm sure it must have been *muddy* in his pants

I let them seep out, then leave the area and the directors PA normally gets the blame

I am a vegan so it goes with the territory amazed so few people pass comment as some really stink yet people act as if I have not just done it.

I'm not sure that vegan is so bad as the ones that come out after eating raw eggs and meat

headfirst - saw an interview with Frankie Boyle recently - he was a teacher and used to drop silent ones as he walked past the table with the badly behaved kids on and watch them all blame each other.

I work on my own in the great outdoors most of the time so usually no problems letting rip. On a hill above the S coast today though, so couldn't compete with mother nature, at least not for force.

Blowing a gale here at the moment. Oh, sorry, not that sort...

I don't trust anyone who say's they don't get wind! 😉

I don't trust anyone who say's they don't get wind

Are you suggesting that Her Majesty farts ? 😕

Mrs PP is veggie and once made a spag-bol from Quorn mince. It tasted lovely.

Now, I work in a small portacabin office in a quarry, and the next day I had the most terryfiying case of galloping gut rot I've ever experienced. Every couple of minutes or so I was chuffing and tooting very louldy and they stank to high heaven. It got so bad I couldn't get rid of the smell. Lingering it was. I see this chap heading for the door and I just managed to waylay him at the door before he got wind of my wind. This carried on for some time, the aftereffects lasting more then 24 hours. Much duvet lifting was observed.
I like a good trump. They're funny. But this got too much even for me. I'm not allowed veggie mince any more, and if I was, I wouldn't eat it.

Are you suggesting that Her Majesty farts ?

Surely she has someone to fart for her?

better an empty house than a bad tenant !!!!!!!

I had surgery 7 or 8 yers ago for Chrons disease which meant losing a portion of my small\large intestines and my ileum.

I liken this to when Dr Banner got hit by gamma rays, although rather than turn me green, it's made my farts amazingly powerful, and frequent.

I adopt the 'wander round the office' letting them pop out on each step

I dont think anyone has yet busted me as I 'parp, parp, parp' around the building 🙂