Just trying to establish what was in my front garden at 3am this morning? 😯
Do Badgers grunt like pigs?
Only if you're doing it right
It will have been hedgehogs.
They make a right bloody racket.
Or hippos - they can be quite noisy too.
Just make sure you never get between one and water.
So hedgehogs and hippos can probably understand each other and hold a conversation, aint nature great! 😀
And they can break a mans arm with their wings!
Doggers? 🙂 Or the Ginger ninja fell over your fence while evading the SAS,Police,secret service and the boy scouts?
Agree on the hedgehogs unless it was a pig? 😀
badgers snuffle and s**** when they make you crash at nigght
Pigs grunt like badgers. hth.
Only if you're doing it right
You get a gold star.
And they can break a mans arm with their wings!
😀
Apparently a hippo can outrun a man. Not sure which man, but they can. Apparently.
Not sure about grunt like pigs, but they growl and snarl like a terrier when they go for your ankles - as I found out in "badger alley" walking back in the pitch dark one evening. I guess I was in his way - didn't actually get his teeth into me, but went for my ankle like I was the postman and he was the over zealous dog.
[i]You get a gold star. [/i]
I thought they were call chocolate stars
The beak of a Pelican holds more than it's belly can
Actually, badgers dont grunt like pigs, pigs grunt like pigs. I used to work with an awful rhodesian woman who'd been attacked by a hippo, and she was still having to have her leg redressed about three years on. I pissed myself laughing!
You don't live in Northumberland do you?
yes they do, sort of
I pissed myself laughing!
Err, why?
Schadenfreude, I should think. 🙂
Because she was still convinced it was a badger that got her?
Schadenfreude, I should think.
Ohh, get you with your big words - I had to go-a-Googling then.
"Err, why?" If you'd had to stand and listen to her views on 'the bleck problem' you'd have wished another hippo attack on her. Fat nazi cow 😆
Baby robins make quite a racket.
So hedgehogs and hippos can probably understand each other and hold a conversation, aint nature great!
Well I wish 'nature' would chip in and pay the phone bills our hedgehog runs up calling africa.