Dennis the Zombie
 

[Closed] Dennis the Zombie

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Id just dozed off when suddenly Im being chased. I dont know why or by whom but Im running for my life. Then Im trapped by my pursuer. Its Dennis Law resplendent in his Man Utd kit. He begins to morph into a Zombie and I realise my only hope is to kick him really really hard in the goolies. So I do just that. And it hurts. It really really hurts. But not Dennis Laws zombie goolies. Its my big toe. Ive kicked the wall beside my hotel bed.

I think I might have broken it.


 
Posted : 22/08/2018 5:53 pm
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Well, you know.....


 
Posted : 22/08/2018 5:58 pm