[Closed] Dead dolphin.

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Propeller?

Ignore them, they're being silly on porpoise.

Don't be Flipperant

Suppose it was just a Fluke that all the silly people would be out tonight.

And here I was thinking it was a yoga pose...

Eel have to come up with something better than that

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Suppose it was just a Fluke that all the silly people would be out tonight.

Loving your work.

Cod this thread has sunk to new depths

I'm Harbouring thoughts that I'm not going to get a sensible answer.

Maybe you need something that you can get your Jaws in to ?

Don't you just Hake all the punning.

What is the porpoise of all these puns?

Hake all the punning? It's giving me the Right old Humpback I'll have you know.

Don't you just Hake all the punning.

Indeed ,there is a lesson to be learned in this Tail .

Don't you just Hake all the punning.

Indeed ,there is a lesson to be learned in this Tail .

This threads started to flounder

This thread has just clicked with some folk.

You lot should Blenny well grow up and stop being a Grouper fools!

Right no good, best get my skates on

This is making me groan. In fact, I just let out a killer wail.

Typical STW, OP asks a serious question, gets a load of nonsense back. I think you're all being a bit shellfish.

Cut himself shaving?

Cougar -
Loving your work.

These puns are pollocks. Expected better from this plaice.

New Aliens film?

I feel that the tide has turned on this thread,time to Scale it back .

Sweeney Pod or Jack the Flipper?

Sorry, Bream a naughty boy in the post above.

This thread is being orcastrated by someone.

(please make it stop, please!)

You Angling to have this thread closed? That is an Elver cheek!

Whoever first bRoached the subject should have his head on a pike

OP isn't getting any sensible answers but you all seem to be having a whale of a time.

<aside- I just spent ages trying to work out a pun on marsupial, before I remember that's kangaroos, dolphins are ceteceans. And I can't come up with any cetecean puns that aren't racist>

Despite this thread being Brill, these puns are giving me a Haddock

All these crap puns are making me feel like hitting the Bottle (if you Nose what I mean)

This thread ought to be canned.

(please make it stop, please!)

Narwhal having fun here!

This is getting Bleak. Bichir it gets Betta

I Seal your dead dolphin and Rays you two congers and a porpoise...

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I think its Dace, a Ray of sunshine on a Crappie day. I thought it would be Cobblers, but I've got a Dab on keeping up.

Dolphin? Cetacean needed.

Whats the scary ghost eyes in the water with the scary cat and dog 😯

(Top left of pics)

I once SOLEd a dead dolphin to the TUNA of £100, I was SQUIDs in!

I bet a mate a fish supper that after I showed him the picture of the OP's Dolpfin, I would know what killed it.

Actually, I failed so he won the bet and I gave him a bag of seafood as his winnings saying, heres that six squid I owe you.

Has anyone caught the Krill-er yet?

There is something very fishy about this thread! You guys are all taking the fish.....oh well might as well join in for the halibut...never know might become a dab hand before long. Just need to come out of my shell and fight the urge to scampi off in the other direction....going to sit down with a cuppa and mullet it over...see if i can come up with a few gaffs of my own. 🙄

joshvegas - Member

Dolphin? Cetacean needed.

Good man

Cut himself shaving?

No Moray this,please

This threads started to flounder

No Moray this,please

Looks like the tide of popular opinion has turned.

I am not shore it has, someone will be blubbering out another joke in a moment.

It was suicide - too much crap music on the radio.
In the end, Olly [i]Murs made[/i] him end it all

Kanyu believe this has turned into one Elver'a thread. Ide thought it would be Flagfin by now. But the Grouper really got together. Now we're onto a Flier, though there's a lt of Gibberfish being spouted. Even a Grunt from some regulars, though I'm sure they Hake to admit it's funny, they think we're a Grouper Clowns, and you're a Sucker some of them have contributed Jack, maybe they're just being Koi.

For Flipper sake! Thats it, he had pollocks in his throat and he went to Sweeny Cod to have them removed, rather than wait on the NHS.

Dolphinwise? He's had his chips.

It may have fallen out of orbit. I heard they were having trouble with the International Space Cetacean.

Ps there are sharks in uk waters

If anyone suggests the actual cause it'll be a fluke.
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(It's a Harbour Porpoise, btw).

Anyway It's no good Pouting about it & getting miserable...Lets all do the Conger!

International Space Cetacean.

HeHay..

My brother Dean will know, 's our Deans area of expertise is this kind of thing...

I think the original porpoise of this thread has been lost at sea.

The ultimate fish based pun run.

I can only see eel coming of this thread...

I missed the original point. Whats the old John dory on the dolphin?

Stop codding about you bloaters or is that just me being a bit crabby about having a small winkle?

You guys are so funny....
In answer to the OP I would say the most likely suspect would be a porbeagle shark.
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Fairly common off the Cornish coast and the usual suspect when Der Sun does a great white in British waters shocka!

Stop codding about you bloaters or is that just me being a bit crabby about having a small winkle?

Small winkle? Get a few pints in him and he will be saying it was Mobie Dick.

OP, with fronds like these who needs anemones.

Where's that plank,ton when you need a good thread?

Man(taray)! I get sick of the crap jokes people trout out on these threads.

Maybe he just couldn't see the Porpoise of life.

I bet it Smelt a bit.