[Closed] Dancing on Ice is ruining my life.

Larkrise to arsing Candleford

It's times like this that I'm quite glad I'm not married. 🙂

[url= http://zattoo.com/view ]Zatoo[/url] would allow you to watch Top Gear on your computer via an internet stream...

have an affair on Sunday evenings

You want to let her watch the back of your hand 😉

Going to watch Top Gear on the laptop sat on the bed whilst flying my indoor helecopter and drinking a beer. That'll learn 'er.

You go girl! 😀

Aah, the rise of the domestic tyrant! Surely it's not all bad, does she tidy up and can she cook?

I could absolutely not stand for that kind of rubbish. Perhaps this is why I'm still single 😆

I may eat biscuits just to leave crumbs.

I'm engaging in an experiment this week whereby we're going to take out our telebox card and put it in the post so that it comes back to us in a few days - see if we (she) can survive without television for a few days
... I'll watch Top Gear tonight though first

You can come round ours if you want as the wife & I will be watching Country-file followed by Top Gear, her choice too 🙂

dancing on ice / top gear ??

both 5hit.....

women watch 5hit on telly , and read 5hit magazines about 'celebs'

whats your point ?

I surf the net whilst top gear is being sky+'ed, that allows me to make enough disparaging comments about the rubbish on the tv, that the wife evenually switches it off.... 🙂

You're lucky - my wife started watching telly in May (I'm a celebrity, strictly coming dancing, and big brother + tie in programs ) and has only just stopped. The really galling thing is during the Tour de France I watched it every day for a hour (one solitary hour) and the wife was tutting and moaning all the time - for ****s sake its only on for three weeks not six months !!

How about instead of the telly, take your gorgeous and deserving wifey to dinner in a posh restaurant? You may even get a reward instead of tutting! 😉

your obvious mistake here has been rudimentary reliquishment of the remote control - this should [b]never[/b] happen, even if you are not in the room. this mistake has rendered you seriously unhappy, a condition that remote positive males do not suffer - thus -

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as you can see, our subject is thoroughly joyful in the alpha male positioning of family remoter and also blissful at the never ending selection of quality programming that his dominance allows him to select.

a schoolboy error for which you are paying dear.

We have a system in our house.

I record Countryfile and Larkrise to Candleford. Then we can both watch a film together. This of course is difficult as mr. bh likes manly films, 'bang, crash, roar'. I like chick flicks, 'happy ever after, snogging, romantic beach walks, holding hands' etc.

No soaps or 'Z' list celebrity programmes allowed (except strictly, which has been and gone).

How about instead of the telly, take your gorgeous and deserving wifey to dinner in a posh restaurant?

But she [b][i][u]wants[/u][/i][/b] to watch Dancing on Ice.

you dont even need zatoo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/emp/simulcast/

gives you live simultaneous feeds (as long as licensing allows for the broadcast content - pretty sure Top Gear should be fine as the rights are owned by BBC/BBC Worldwide)

TV catchup is the best one. All the freeview channels

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dancing on ice is reasonable grounds imho

On a positive note - Laura from Nick jr is on soon 🙂

I don't watch much tv, but when I do and it conflicts, mrs STR goes and watches TV upstairs

night riding ???

Record it, whats the problem?

Like I've said - grow a set.

Your life is SHIT.

Get the trousers on you big gaylord.

She does what she wants - you do k'all.

MY WIFE IS BRILLIANT.