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Is it sexy to be one?!

I have been told I am one....but don't you have to be over 40 to qualify?! 😉


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:27 pm
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Maybe the lighting was unkind?


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:28 pm
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I am 36 and this was at work....with no power-cut 😀


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:29 pm
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Aint you got to be a bit of a slapper too?


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:29 pm
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Better believe it, bee-atch.

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Posted : 05/03/2011 5:30 pm
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Sexy? I think so. But cougars are predatory. You might not see that as a compliment.

What's a predatory older male called? Michael Douglas?
I want to be one of them.


 
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aleigh,perhaps he was trying to suggest you should still be sexuallly active,because he'd like to?
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Posted : 05/03/2011 5:31 pm
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Apparently being a slapper doesn't come into it

Ian....ewwwww


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:31 pm
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Applied to women of a certain age who seek male companionship.


 
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I thought you had to be actively hunting fellas younger than yourself for sexycontacttime to be a cougar..

there's only 3 blokes younger than you on here so you're probably asking the wrong crowd really...


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:32 pm
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*trundles off to plenty of fish*


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:32 pm
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A cougar is a milf who goes after younger guys. What's not to like?


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:33 pm
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Yeah,it's not always a nice thought.
Ian


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:33 pm
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What's a predatory older male called?

Just an ordinary bloke, afaik.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:33 pm
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See, this thread started well, but it's going downhill fast.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:34 pm
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We need various pictures please in various poses so that unbiased voting can take place, email in profile. 😉


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:36 pm
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Talking of milf's & cougars - Courtney Cox looks rather lovely on the billboard adverts for said TV programme - and even more lovely when she whacks her dressing gown open whilst wearing white skimpies, causing lad on a bike to crash into a car.


 
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pics of moi....you have to be kidding!


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:38 pm
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30 something cougars are referred to as pumas AFAIK.

By the way, I'm 31 so vital statistics on the back of a recent swimwear shot and all that please


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:41 pm
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I am a puma, sounds good to me!

Swimwear shot not available - stats though = petite 😀


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:43 pm
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Sorry aleigh you still fit firmly in the MILF demographic. Whilst not mutually exclusive from, and therefore not prohibitive of being part of, the predatory cougar family, you are at least 5 years off reaching cougar maturity.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:44 pm
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Aleigh,if only I was single and under 50 LOL.
Ian


 
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That's a good thing.

You're through to the elimination stages.


 
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And that's a waist measurement.
Ian


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:45 pm
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And the male equivalent is an ordinary bloke, but oh look; a not so flattering name for a women. 🙄

*humphs off thread in a strop*


 
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I thought that said 'humps' for a second...


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:47 pm
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Ian I bet you're a real catch 😉

TSY - it's aleigh


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:48 pm
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As in alley? Or A Lee?


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:49 pm
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Your mind, yeti. You really need to get laid 🙂


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:49 pm
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a not so flattering name

What're you trying to say, like?


 
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It doesn't help I'm afraid... 'tis a curse.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:50 pm
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Sorry Cougar. Forgot for a second about you. *kisses*


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:52 pm
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yes,old fat and miserable,fortunately the wife is reasonably broadminded.
ian


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:52 pm
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alley 😀

men only have one track minds so being a cougar...sorry I mean a puma, should be quite easy!


 
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*blushes*
*shuffles feet*


 
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If you want to put a more positive slant on it, Aleigh; a 'Cougar' is a sexy woman who has still got it, and can attract younger men. Much to the chagrin of men (and maybe other women) her own age.

I'd say you're more a Puma meself... 😉

And the male equivalent is an ordinary bloke, but oh look; a not so flattering name for a women.

Indeed. See Cougar, Puma, MILF, slut, slapper slag, whore, etc, etc.

It's all to do with men thinking they are the only ones allowed to wield sexual power. Which is, quite frankly, hairy and dangly, and vulnerable to violent attack...


 
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[url= http://www.hoothollow.com/Triple%20D%20Utah%202005%20Trip%20Report.html ]Pics....[/url] 😆


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:56 pm
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ahhh fanks Elfin - you know how to make a lady's day 😀


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:57 pm
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[i]Which is, quite frankly, hairy and dangly[/i]

eeeeeeuuuuuwwwww 😳


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:58 pm
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That's cos I'm a gentleman. 🙂


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 5:58 pm
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the words hairy and dangly are wrong together 😆


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:00 pm
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It's all to do with men thinking they are the only ones allowed to wield sexual power. Which is, quite frankly, hairy and dangly, and vulnerable to violent attack...

This is very true, in fact it's women who own the sex in a relationship.

I do vaguely remember a trhead sometime ago where a certain person put a pic up, yes she was fit and definately in the 'pumas/cougar' bracket.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:01 pm
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I cougarlicker


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:01 pm
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I've got pics of Aleigh's bottom. 🙂

Don't tell her though...


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:02 pm
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I can't concentrate on this and watch International Wipeout at the same time. 😆


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:03 pm
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This thread is giving me the horn


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:04 pm
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Eh What? International Wipeout's on?? Why din't anyone tell me??

(Runs off to switch on telly)


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:05 pm
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you haven't got a pic of my bottom....!


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:06 pm
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😳


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:08 pm
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You're younger than me Elfin, I could pull you couldn't I? 😉


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:10 pm
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If you've ever ridden with SFB Aleigh, then the whole of STW probably has a pic of your bottom.

emsz - what would you call an older attractive woman, along the lines of milf, cougar etc?


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:13 pm
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Is he really?
ian


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:13 pm
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I though Fred was a right old bugger.

Just a right bugger then?


 
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I'd like to point out the correct term for a man that prays on women much younger than him is a 'pervert' by emsz logic this is a 'good term'

THappySY.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:15 pm
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I yetifluffer


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:16 pm
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TveryhappySY


 
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I'm actually older than you, Aleigh. But flattery will get you everywhere with me....

emsz - what would you call an older attractive woman, along the lines of milf, cougar etc?

How about just seeing them as individuals, rather than reduce them to sexual objects? Just a thought, like.

That Aleigh is a proper [i]sort[/i] though...


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:19 pm
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I haven't ridden with SFB so I am quite safe!

I'm a proper sort am I? Maybe the younger blokes might think so....I will find out 😀


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:21 pm
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😉 @ TSY


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:21 pm
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Artist: Yummy Mummy? Chica? (possibly a bit gay) Bad Kitty? (very gay) 😆


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:23 pm
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How about just seeing them as individuals, rather than reduce them to sexual objects? Just a thought, like.

Oh, please just for a minute, get off your high horse you pompous t***.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:25 pm
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now now boys.....you don't wanna be getting my thread closed or else!


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:27 pm
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Cheers emsz 😀

See Elfin, not everyone takes offence at a little bit of titilation. Ooer mrs 😯

*edit*

Sorry aleigh 😳


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:28 pm
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What time is it? It's chica time. 😀


 
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Yummy Mummy? Chica? (possibly a bit gay) Bad Kitty? (very gay)

Personally I prefer sluts. Whether as individuals or whole gangs of them... I don't particularly mind... as long as they have loose morals, it's ok by me.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:29 pm
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See TSY, I doubt emsz would refer to older women that might catch her eye as sluts. Just a thought 😉

I like Lou Smorrals too though.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:31 pm
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Is that why you're still single TSY?! 😕 😉

only joking TAFKnownAsSTR hehe 🙂


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:31 pm
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[i]Personally I prefer sluts[/i]

Right time, right place, slutty is sometimes OK 😳


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:40 pm
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Just remembered; Foxy 8)


 
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Foxy is good.

I'm just thinking I'm a bit worried I was called a cougar the other week; after being stalked by a 20yo...

Rachel


 
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Oh, please just for a minute, get off your high horse you pompous t***.

I [i]knew[/i] you'd react to that. In fact, I predicted you 'd use the term 'high horse'. I knew such a comment would offend your fragile little sensibilities.

You're boringly predictable. I spose next you'll bang on about 'political correctness' or 'thought police' or some other tired old bullshit spouted by the hard of thinking...

Some women might not have a problem with terms such as Cougar, Puma or Mother I'd Like to F-. Other women might. Maybe that's because women who do object to sexually demeaning terms are on their 'High Horses'. I dunno . I can't speak for women, as I'm not one...


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 6:58 pm
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chill young elfin mwah


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 7:03 pm
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S'ok Aleigh; I knew The Neanderthal would have a hissy fit over it. 😀


 
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Fred, you may not speak for women, even though you actually try so hard to curry their favour...but you speak well for sanctimonious sooks.


 
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Did a dog just fart?

Thought I just heard something. Can't have bin owt significant though.


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 7:53 pm
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Oi you boys - go fight somewhere else 😉


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 7:55 pm
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hairy and dangly

Really Elf *shimmying then whispering breathlessly in ear whilst simultaneously fluttering eyelashes*

Oh yes, I haven't lost my touch. 😉


 
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Oh 'ello! The other one's turned up! 😀


 
Posted : 05/03/2011 7:59 pm
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Will I get a massive hug and loads of kisses in a few weeks? 😀


 
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You might do, if yer very lucky! 😀


 
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