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[Closed] Corporate bullmud lingo-bingo

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Why don't people just use normal language? In one e-mailed sentence received today I have;

'Capacity'
'Liase'
'Engage'

In reply, yes I have time to go talk with X to see if he's contacted Y.

Idiots.


 
Posted : 30/10/2009 10:56 am
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Why don't people just use normal language?

Such corporate-speak is used by thick, over promoted people in a vain attempt to disguise the fact that they are as thick as pigsh1t.


 
Posted : 30/10/2009 10:58 am
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that fits


 
Posted : 30/10/2009 11:01 am
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Sees like a perfectly normal sentence.

"I do not have the capacity to liaise with my need to go the toilet, as the toilet is engage(d).'


 
Posted : 30/10/2009 11:15 am
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I think you need to engage with their shoe/wee interface needs as soon as you have the capacity.


 
Posted : 30/10/2009 11:19 am